simple_sheep - Page 62

I crave bre-
*remembers last night*
*shutters*
......never mind

Okay so basically what happened at Souths house was
She made me high on sleeping medicine
We had no clue how to make bread
We bloody made bread
We ate the bread at 12 in the morning
There was too much bread
We died See More
We had to take stomach medicine
We died again and almost puked
We passed tHE FÜCK OUT

I had a dream before that the Narnian's decided to have a band
And South was on the drums because she wanted to beat the shit out of something
North gave up on trying to learn an instrument that wasn't classical and decided "Imma just....um...sing...yeah."
Neverland did a bass because he was bored and picked up the first instrument he saw
And they had to practically beg for England to join because he plays the guitar
Prussia wasn't even invited
He just kinda crawled through the See More basement window with his guitar like "I'm joining" and they rolled with it

I finniiishhed ittt

I feel sick af

South: What's the secret of life?
Prussia: The secret to life....is to bullshit everything until people believe that you know what your doing
North: Dadance bro I felt that in my non existent soul

North: I want a night of debauchery
South: Do it by yourself
North: NO! You can't debaucheries without allies!

I made tea o̿‿o̿

My throat really hurts and it sucks
I can still talk but I sound like Canada
I apologise to everyone I'm going to be seeing today
Especially my piano teacher cause if I get him sick, he gonna miss out on all of his other lessons

Neverland: Would you shoot your friend in the leg for $10,000?
North: South, shoot me in the leg. Then when I heal up we can buy a bunch of cosplays
South: Wait, bro, shoot my leg too. Then we can have $20,000
Neverland: I am concerned

South: Impress me
North: Ahem.....Alright there's something truly
magnificent about being sad and that is that
everyone can be sad, some people are sad sometimes
other people are sad all the time and this is just a song
about being sad, WHOOPDIE DOO! LET'S GET TO IT! HAHA!
I've got a problem, I'm always so sad See More
The littlest things get me pissed off or mad
My life's pretty good, no I don't have it bad
So it's hard to explain all these feelings I have
I'm just a baby I think that explains it
I burnt up my toast got so sad that I fainted
I played a great song on repeat, now I hate it
And nobody likes this picture I painted
My only messages come from my mommy
I spend my life feeling like nobody wants me
You're kinda cute but your friend is a hottie
His shiny white teeth and his muscular body
I wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy
My underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie
My pants are too tight, now I wish they were stretchy
Why do these small things always upset me?
Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
But that's just life
It'll be alright
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing this song
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing along
What's a party? I've never been
Well I went to one once, but I couldn't get in
I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn't win
So I bought two more and I lost again
My phone's plugged in but it isn't chargin'
I wake up in the morning lookin' like a Martian
I'm crying on the daily, you could call me Carson
Could you please shut the door if you're gonna barge in
My shoes are too small and can't fit my foot in
Went back to the mall and I stepped in some puddin'
I tried to return them, they said that I couldn't
Here are some things that upset me that shouldn't
My coffee's too bitter, got stains on my shirt
I popped my balloon, and my dog is a jerk
I stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop
I feel like a hamster, I'm stuck in a loop
Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
But that's just life
It'll be alright
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing this song
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing along
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing this song
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing along
Thank you for listening, glad you could all hear this
But the song is over now, cause I'm all out of...
[piano] Alright this had to end in a bad note didn't it?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbDdcLqJSXk
ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THIS

I like how King just became my name
Like, people know my real name
But they still call me King
And it's like
Yiiiiissssssss