Listen listen I'm into dudes
but the Hex Girls can crush me like a grape
but the Hex Girls can crush me like a grape
on March 07, 2022
I have the power to shit on your car while you sleep and don't you forget it
on March 06, 2022
When spring comes I always try to find the first dandelion then I pick it and eat it immediately
on March 05, 2022
The funniest thing about hearing kids screaming outside is you can't hear the difference in their tone so you just listen like damn are they being killed or screaming from joy idk
Kinda like when you hear a bang outside and don't know if it's a firework or a gunshot
Kinda like when you hear a bang outside and don't know if it's a firework or a gunshot
on March 05, 2022
I've listened to the Daycare theme for four hours please help me
on March 02, 2022
My profile picture is someone who drugs people with off brand Nyquil to make them sleep because they're worried no ones getting enough sleep :))) sound familiar :)))
on February 24, 2022
I feel like eating a Sundrop and a Moondrop at the same time is equivalent to crushing Nyquil and Dayquil up and snorting it
on February 24, 2022
What I look for in a boyfriend:
Sweet
Energetic
Cares about my wellbeing
Enjoys art
Has celestial vibes
10 feet tall See More
Has two different sides depending on the lighting
It's Sun and Moon
I want to be crushed by Sun and Moon
Sweet
Energetic
Cares about my wellbeing
Enjoys art
Has celestial vibes
10 feet tall See More
Has two different sides depending on the lighting
It's Sun and Moon
I want to be crushed by Sun and Moon
on February 24, 2022
If I had shape shifting abilities I'd either slightly change my appearance every single day and tell people they're crazy if they notice a difference or I'd shape shift into a wax statue and fuk with people in a wax museum or become a 10 foot tall scrunkly animatronic that does very intense yoga
Goddamn me too dude me too
Life would be so much better if you could just "Tits be gone" and go on with ur day sob sob
Life would be so much better if you could just "Tits be gone" and go on with ur day sob sob
on February 23, 2022
on February 23, 2022
No background noise is better than 2012 Mark playing SCP and having the worst audio quality known to man where he sounds like he's in a microwave
on February 19, 2022
I'm looking back at the first characters I simped for compared to the characters I simp for now and like...
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BrWEUHcRDkg/maxresdefault.jpg
https://preview.redd.it/8nbo3nuag0b81.png?width=1923&format=png&auto=webp&s=068df453524ac368650963b451f3bfda49081c0f
I'm seeing some horrifying comparisons
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BrWEUHcRDkg/maxresdefault.jpg
https://preview.redd.it/8nbo3nuag0b81.png?width=1923&format=png&auto=webp&s=068df453524ac368650963b451f3bfda49081c0f
I'm seeing some horrifying comparisons
on February 16, 2022
on February 16, 2022
on February 16, 2022
Y'all got a lil...
SUS in here eyebrow raise eyebrow raise
SUS in here eyebrow raise eyebrow raise
on February 16, 2022
simple_sheep uploaded a photo
I really thought I ate with the flipped purple hair sob sob
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on February 16, 2022
Debating on using one of the o l d ass pictures I took on here and comparing it to my sexy ass now tbh like I look back at a couple of these and it's like oooooo baby honey noooo yikes babe ooh no oh NO NOT THE HAIR FLIP NOOOOOOO
on February 16, 2022
on February 16, 2022
If it takes you more than an hour to see this you owe me a toe suck
on February 13, 2022
Y'all ever use bluetooth and feel like a medieval peasant seeing a loaf of bread free from flies for the first time in your life?
on February 13, 2022
ey yo lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟbig tibby gofh gf mommy miolkrels*✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ
on February 11, 2022
I can be your catboi ;) *pukes on your carpet and wakes you up at 3am by screeching*
on February 11, 2022
13 year old me: lmao there's only 2 genders if I ever say something like I'm voidgender fuking kill me on the spot lmaooo
Me now: hey wanna hear a joke? *steals confettigender and puts it with the other twenty* :)
Me now: hey wanna hear a joke? *steals confettigender and puts it with the other twenty* :)
on February 11, 2022