*Every morning*
Me: I want to die, someone kill me
Everyone: *ignore*
Me: *low key was being legit about that*
Me: I want to die, someone kill me
Everyone: *ignore*
Me: *low key was being legit about that*
on December 06, 2016
How to make me cry like a bitch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l2nQJ3EXiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l2nQJ3EXiM
[1080/60fps Full] The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku 初音ミクの消失 - Hatsune Miku 初音ミク English Romaji PD FT
Though it was time to take the challenge of making this video, I assume everyone knows this was inspired by Googoo888 Animation: SEGA Project DIVA Future Ton...
on December 06, 2016
I have three moods:
Mood 1: Good mood me, aka, no screaming, small complements, talks a little more, puns, jokes
Mood 2: FUC KING TALK TO ME AND I'LL KILL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND EVERYTHING YOU FUC KING LOVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Mood 3: I don't care, who cares, kill me, leave me alone, don't talk to me, don't touch me, who care about anything cause I sure don't
Mood 1: Good mood me, aka, no screaming, small complements, talks a little more, puns, jokes
Mood 2: FUC KING TALK TO ME AND I'LL KILL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND EVERYTHING YOU FUC KING LOVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Mood 3: I don't care, who cares, kill me, leave me alone, don't talk to me, don't touch me, who care about anything cause I sure don't
on December 06, 2016
on December 06, 2016
Legit I have $18
I'll pay you if you snipe me down
Or if you hit me with a car
I'll pay you if you snipe me down
Or if you hit me with a car
on December 06, 2016
on December 05, 2016
Me: *wears cool hat*
Hat: *had dust mites*
My skin: Bitch we don't like that *gets irritated and now had red marks*
My PE class: *has uniforms that show the neck*
Me: fu CK
Hat: *had dust mites*
My skin: Bitch we don't like that *gets irritated and now had red marks*
My PE class: *has uniforms that show the neck*
Me: fu CK
on December 05, 2016
on December 05, 2016
What fangirls think Japan and America do: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/99/4a/41/994a419cc691c8e9d1b612b1ea9afff7.jpg
What they actually do: http://pa1.narvii.com/5781/904a346c60c1be578f45077d45a7bd11a08628a1_hq.gif
What they actually do: http://pa1.narvii.com/5781/904a346c60c1be578f45077d45a7bd11a08628a1_hq.gif
on December 05, 2016
Okay someone please tell me what just happened
My nose itches
I felt it itch
And I fuc king punched myself in the nose
My nose itches
I felt it itch
And I fuc king punched myself in the nose
on December 05, 2016
YAOI
BISH YOUr ADVICE WORKED I AM A MOTHERFU CKING BLACK BELT NOW!!!!
BISH YOUr ADVICE WORKED I AM A MOTHERFU CKING BLACK BELT NOW!!!!
on December 05, 2016
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
on December 05, 2016
Pre-Monday
Monday
2nd Monday
3rd Monday
4th Monday
5th Monday
MOTHERFUC KING SATURDAY FUC K YEAH
Monday
2nd Monday
3rd Monday
4th Monday
5th Monday
MOTHERFUC KING SATURDAY FUC K YEAH
on December 04, 2016
Sometimes I question my ferret, then I realize I shouldn't cause he's a damn ferret
on December 04, 2016
Hihihihi
//sticks leg up
//sticks leg up
on December 04, 2016
Imagine if the grass was clouds, and clouds were grass...and what if like, the sky was the ocean, and the ocean was the sky
on December 04, 2016
My old town:
People: YOU SUCK
Me: okay
New town:
People: YOU SUCK
Me: Ok-
People: But we suck too, *points across the street* they suck, I suck, you suck, let's just be pieces of shit together
People: YOU SUCK
Me: okay
New town:
People: YOU SUCK
Me: Ok-
People: But we suck too, *points across the street* they suck, I suck, you suck, let's just be pieces of shit together
on December 04, 2016
(Girls only)
3+ likes and I'll tell:
1. First kiss: We don't speak of that
2. Bra size: 32??? C
3. When did you first get your period: Like...11
4. Favorite quote: Anything from Hetalia
5. Your idol: Gerard Way See More
6. One dream/aspiration you'll try to pursue for life: Travel the damn world
7. Dream date: Binge watch anime, eating sugary foods, being lazy
8. Do you like window shopping: Yes
9. Favorite movie: Boondock Saints, Nightmare Before Christmas, or Labyrinth
10. Are you dramatic: *falls over a piano, wearing a red dress, rose in mouth, sticks leg up and places arm over forehead* I have no idea what you're talking about
11. Which parent are you more like: Mum
12. Are you artistic/creative: Noooo not at alllllll
13. Describe your dream house: Either a big ass fabulous castle, or a little homey house in the woods
14. Your dream car: Jeep or motorcycle
15. Thoughts on marriage: NOPE
16. Thoughts on having kids: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
17. If you had a genie grant you three wishes what would they be: Fictional characters are real, have magic, and some MOTHERFUC KING RAM HORNS BITCH I'LL RAM INTO EVERYTHING
18. What do you hate most about yourself: Everything
19. What do you love more about yourself: My snarky remarks, and my ability to talk to myself non stop
20. Do you love children or nah: NOOOOOOO NO nO nO NONONO NO KIDS
21. Anything special you've won/earned: Once I won a Cake Walk 3 times
22. Any fictional characters you've fallen for: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......the list is so long, it could go around the world....twice
23. Can you be a bitch: BItCH WHO SAID I WAS A BITCH I AM NOT A FUC KING BITCH...Yes I am
24. Would you want a baby boy or girl: Neither
25. Actually have a baby or adopt: Adopt
26. Make up or nah: Only for concerts
27. Shave or wax: Shave
28. Were you uncomfortable answering any: I don't give a fuc k, I'll do this shit again IDC
~Stolen ; )~
3+ likes and I'll tell:
1. First kiss: We don't speak of that
2. Bra size: 32??? C
3. When did you first get your period: Like...11
4. Favorite quote: Anything from Hetalia
5. Your idol: Gerard Way See More
6. One dream/aspiration you'll try to pursue for life: Travel the damn world
7. Dream date: Binge watch anime, eating sugary foods, being lazy
8. Do you like window shopping: Yes
9. Favorite movie: Boondock Saints, Nightmare Before Christmas, or Labyrinth
10. Are you dramatic: *falls over a piano, wearing a red dress, rose in mouth, sticks leg up and places arm over forehead* I have no idea what you're talking about
11. Which parent are you more like: Mum
12. Are you artistic/creative: Noooo not at alllllll
13. Describe your dream house: Either a big ass fabulous castle, or a little homey house in the woods
14. Your dream car: Jeep or motorcycle
15. Thoughts on marriage: NOPE
16. Thoughts on having kids: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
17. If you had a genie grant you three wishes what would they be: Fictional characters are real, have magic, and some MOTHERFUC KING RAM HORNS BITCH I'LL RAM INTO EVERYTHING
18. What do you hate most about yourself: Everything
19. What do you love more about yourself: My snarky remarks, and my ability to talk to myself non stop
20. Do you love children or nah: NOOOOOOO NO nO nO NONONO NO KIDS
21. Anything special you've won/earned: Once I won a Cake Walk 3 times
22. Any fictional characters you've fallen for: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......the list is so long, it could go around the world....twice
23. Can you be a bitch: BItCH WHO SAID I WAS A BITCH I AM NOT A FUC KING BITCH...Yes I am
24. Would you want a baby boy or girl: Neither
25. Actually have a baby or adopt: Adopt
26. Make up or nah: Only for concerts
27. Shave or wax: Shave
28. Were you uncomfortable answering any: I don't give a fuc k, I'll do this shit again IDC
~Stolen ; )~
on December 04, 2016