simple_sheep - Page 273
To all the accounts long since forgotten by time, I wish you all a peaceful night
rest well.
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He / They / Fae
Asra / Aster
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Old account names:
AskingtheUndeadFallingBlackJoviSirens
King_of_Booty_Shorts
Prussian_Mistake
Sun_and_Moon
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Instagram: pomegranateplauge
Discord: pomegranateplague
rest well.
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He / They / Fae
Asra / Aster
𓍊 𓋼𓍊𓋼 𓋼𓍊 𓋼𓍊 𓆙
Old account names:
AskingtheUndeadFallingBlackJoviSirens
King_of_Booty_Shorts
Prussian_Mistake
Sun_and_Moon
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Instagram: pomegranateplauge
Discord: pomegranateplague
on December 11, 2016
Person: I'm uncomfortable with you cursing...
Me: Oh that's fine, sorry mate
Person:..because you're a girl and girls shouldn't talk like that, only men can talk like that and you-
Me: Fuc king kiss my ass bitchy ass dipshit fuc ker
Me: Oh that's fine, sorry mate
Person:..because you're a girl and girls shouldn't talk like that, only men can talk like that and you-
Me: Fuc king kiss my ass bitchy ass dipshit fuc ker
on December 11, 2016
Person: You're Italian? Do you eat pasta all day and try to flirt?
Person: You're French? Do you ever shave? Do you do nothing but flirt?
Person: You're Canadian? How many times do you say sorry a day? Do you ride a moose to school? How many bottles of syrup do you drink?
Person: You're British? Do you legit drink tea 24/7? What's with everyone loving HP? Why is everyone's teeth crooked?
Person: You're American? Lay off the food would ya? Do you literally scream 'Freedom' every See More▼ four seconds? Why are you guys so annoying?
Person: You're Russian? How many bottles of vodka do you drink a day? How-
Me: Jesus fuc king Christ man SHUT THE HELL UP
Person: You're French? Do you ever shave? Do you do nothing but flirt?
Person: You're Canadian? How many times do you say sorry a day? Do you ride a moose to school? How many bottles of syrup do you drink?
Person: You're British? Do you legit drink tea 24/7? What's with everyone loving HP? Why is everyone's teeth crooked?
Person: You're American? Lay off the food would ya? Do you literally scream 'Freedom' every See More▼ four seconds? Why are you guys so annoying?
Person: You're Russian? How many bottles of vodka do you drink a day? How-
Me: Jesus fuc king Christ man SHUT THE HELL UP
Same, I'm part German myself and no one in my class was back at my old school (I shit you not, everyone was American or Mexican) and we were in history class and the teacher says "Now about the Holocaust" and fuc king GLARED at me, along with the other students and throughout the whole time people were whispering to me "I bet you love this" (during a video of See More▼ the Concentration camps, which I was horrified to see) "I bet you would follow Hitler like a puppy" (when Hitler showed in the video) ext
on December 11, 2016
I'm the only German person in my history class, and the teacher was like:
"Today we're learning about WW2 and the Holocaust"
Everyone in the class: *looks at me disapprovingly*
"Today we're learning about WW2 and the Holocaust"
Everyone in the class: *looks at me disapprovingly*
on December 11, 2016
on December 11, 2016
Person: You're German? Do you like Hitler? Do you hate Jews?
Person: You're Jewish? Are you kosher? Sorry about the Holocaust.
Person: You're Jewish? Are you kosher? Sorry about the Holocaust.
on December 11, 2016
on December 11, 2016
I want some motherfuc king pasta but noooo there is no pasta.............Fuc k this
on December 11, 2016
Let me just accept the fact that I spent eight minutes ranting about Lay's
on December 11, 2016
Now shout out to Pringles, the real motherfuc king chip dealer, the god of motherfuc king chips
Those fuc kers don't give you air, those fuc kers know what you want
You want some motherfuc king chips
And those fuc kers give you chips
Those fuc kers don't give you air, those fuc kers know what you want
You want some motherfuc king chips
And those fuc kers give you chips
on December 11, 2016
"Ah yes honey, grab the salt and vinegar scented bag, oh look honey! Three free chips! *wipes tear* thank you Lay's"
on December 11, 2016
You have so many damn flavours but no one will know what the hell they taste like cause you only put motherfuc king air in the bag
on December 11, 2016
You're called a chip company
Yet you could give a family sized bag of your 'potato chips', send it to someone scuba diving, and they could breathe underwater with the fuc king bag
Yet you could give a family sized bag of your 'potato chips', send it to someone scuba diving, and they could breathe underwater with the fuc king bag
on December 11, 2016
I would like to thank Lay's potato chip company for giving me a few free chips with my purchased bag of air
on December 11, 2016
Groose!
on December 11, 2016
Quarter of the Hetalia fandom: Prussia isn't dead
Other quarter of the Hetalia fandom: We don't care
Half of the fandom: HE'S FUC KING DEAD OMFA HE'S DEAD GET OVER IT HE'S DEAD AND NEVER GONNA COME BACK HE'S FUC KING DEAD GONE, DEAD, NEVER GOING TO LIVE HE DIED AFTER WW2 AND SHIT AND YEAH HE DEAD
Prussia: *is wearing clothes from 2016 and is using a modern phone* ........................
Other quarter of the Hetalia fandom: We don't care
Half of the fandom: HE'S FUC KING DEAD OMFA HE'S DEAD GET OVER IT HE'S DEAD AND NEVER GONNA COME BACK HE'S FUC KING DEAD GONE, DEAD, NEVER GOING TO LIVE HE DIED AFTER WW2 AND SHIT AND YEAH HE DEAD
Prussia: *is wearing clothes from 2016 and is using a modern phone* ........................
on December 11, 2016
on December 11, 2016
Should I do my homework now, or later?
Well at least you're going to get it done, my math teacher gave me three essays to write...which doesn't make sense
on December 11, 2016
Eh. I'll just throw something together. xD
I was gonna do some really long essay on it but I just need a brief explanation of "The Unwanteds"
I was gonna do some really long essay on it but I just need a brief explanation of "The Unwanteds"
on December 11, 2016
on December 11, 2016
on December 11, 2016
Okay I like the cold and all but my room is so cold my water bottle froze
What are you kidding? It's so fuc king warm in here it's like a sauna
....I'm freezing my fabulous ass off man
....I'm freezing my fabulous ass off man
on December 11, 2016
on December 11, 2016
Wait, it's fuc king 11 am...I can motherfuc king take a small nap and shit!
on December 11, 2016
Souths profile: Has a nice warm glow to it. Warm coloured pictures, it all makes it feel so warm and comforting
My profile: Motherfuc king snow, blue, white. My profile so motherfuc king cold man
My profile: Motherfuc king snow, blue, white. My profile so motherfuc king cold man
on December 11, 2016