Me: *hasn't had the hiccups in weeks, hell maybe a few months*
Hiccups: Bitch you thought
Me: *had the hiccups 15+ times today and it's nonstop so it's hard to breath*
Hiccups: Bitch you thought
Me: *had the hiccups 15+ times today and it's nonstop so it's hard to breath*
breann.west.5
-pat pat-
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
Hi my child
on December 10, 2016
Me: *had migraine, tired AF, so drained from energy*
Time: 7:30
Me: I CAN'T SLEEP TILL 11 CAUSE IF I SLEEP EARLIER IT WILL SHOW THAT I'M WEAK
Time: 7:30
Me: I CAN'T SLEEP TILL 11 CAUSE IF I SLEEP EARLIER IT WILL SHOW THAT I'M WEAK
on December 10, 2016
I-I-I'VE GOT A MIGRAINE AND MY PAIN WILL RANGE FROM UP DOWN AND SIDE-WAYS, THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY BECAUSE FRIDAYS WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN SUNDAYS BECAUSE SUNDAYS ARE-
I have no life.
I have no life.
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
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Bark? Bark bark?... Bark bark bark? Bark baaaaaark?? Bark bark?
on December 09, 2016
Walk up on North's profile like what up I started a fight about cock
on December 09, 2016
Bean wants huggles.
on December 09, 2016
If I ever got bit by a snake:
Paramedic: Can you discribe the snake that bit you!??!
Me: Well...for one thing...IT LOOKED LIKE A FUC KING ANGRY ROPE
Paramedic: Can you discribe the snake that bit you!??!
Me: Well...for one thing...IT LOOKED LIKE A FUC KING ANGRY ROPE
Danger noodle.
Danger noodle,
Does whatever a danger noodle can.
Can he spin web?
No he cant See More
BUT THEYRE FU CKING TERRIFYING
WATCH OUT
ITS DANGER NOODLE
Danger noodle,
Does whatever a danger noodle can.
Can he spin web?
No he cant See More
BUT THEYRE FU CKING TERRIFYING
WATCH OUT
ITS DANGER NOODLE
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
"I wanna see you in booty shorts ?"
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
Undertale: Say pasta, we'll be there
*distant running and screaming*
Homestuck: *flips down newspaper* You fuc ked up *slowly leaves the room*
Undertale:????????
Hetalia: *kiCKS DOWN THE MOTHER FUC KING DOOR* YOU CALLED?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Undertale: *scREECHING*
*distant running and screaming*
Homestuck: *flips down newspaper* You fuc ked up *slowly leaves the room*
Undertale:????????
Hetalia: *kiCKS DOWN THE MOTHER FUC KING DOOR* YOU CALLED?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Undertale: *scREECHING*
on December 09, 2016
Friend: Why am I so fuc king emo
Me: It's because of your skinny black genes
Me: It's because of your skinny black genes
on December 09, 2016
Person 1: MY secret talent is singing
Person 2: Yeah? Well, MY secret talent is art!
Me: My secret talent is doing nothing and still getting tired
Person 2: Yeah? Well, MY secret talent is art!
Me: My secret talent is doing nothing and still getting tired
on December 09, 2016
Me: Hello 911? Hi yeah omg sorry I know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like, hell I don’t wanna bother you haha, like I know you’re probably mad at me, are you mad at me? Actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. Omfa this is so stupid like I sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real I'm listening to myself talk and I’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … Omfa haha I'm so… anyway. what was I saying? Oh right. so I was just stabbed in the chest See More and yeah Omfa I sound so stupid lolol
on December 09, 2016
Can Bean have permission
To boop the snoot?
To boop the snoot?
..........*sticks face forward* I give the awesome you permission to boop mein awesome snoot
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
Me: *can't sleep well, is getting literal grey hair from stress, has so much homework that I can't remember things well, has so many tests that if you ask me "Hi how are you?" I'll reply with "MITOSIS HAS FOUR PHASES REMEMBER BY THE SAYING PMAT", my eyes have more bags under then then L's, is depressed as shit, if you touch my arm I'll punch you in the face, wants to die*
Me: Naah I'm about as fine as America during the Great Depression
Me: Naah I'm about as fine as America during the Great Depression
on December 09, 2016
My teacher crushed my dreams cause I was excited for snow because it's getting colder so when it rains it might snow and my fu cking art teacher said
"It's not going to snow today, it's not going to snow tomorrow, stop talking about it, and get it out of your system" and I looked at her with a hurt face and she smirked
She
fuc king
smirked
"It's not going to snow today, it's not going to snow tomorrow, stop talking about it, and get it out of your system" and I looked at her with a hurt face and she smirked
She
fuc king
smirked
on December 07, 2016
on December 07, 2016
Okay so I legit have a curl now, like, it's out in the air
Sticking out
It's fuc king gravity defying
I fuc king love it
Sticking out
It's fuc king gravity defying
I fuc king love it
on December 07, 2016
on December 06, 2016