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To all the accounts long since forgotten by time, I wish you all a peaceful night
rest well.
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He / They / Fae
Asra / Aster
𓍊 𓋼𓍊𓋼 𓋼𓍊 𓋼𓍊 𓆙
Old account names:
AskingtheUndeadFallingBlackJoviSirens
King_of_Booty_Shorts
Prussian_Mistake
Sun_and_Moon
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Instagram: pomegranateplauge
Discord: pomegranateplague
rest well.
⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆:・゚✧ See More▼
・✴。・゚✧:・☁︎。⋆。゚
He / They / Fae
Asra / Aster
𓍊 𓋼𓍊𓋼 𓋼𓍊 𓋼𓍊 𓆙
Old account names:
AskingtheUndeadFallingBlackJoviSirens
King_of_Booty_Shorts
Prussian_Mistake
Sun_and_Moon
⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆:・゚✧
・✴。・゚✧:・☁︎。⋆。゚
Instagram: pomegranateplauge
Discord: pomegranateplague
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on December 10, 2016
Someone: You curse too much
Me: Bitch no I fuc king don't shut the fuc k up you bag of dicks the last fuc king time I cursed was a fuc king long time ago so fuc k you asshole I don't motherfuc king curse bitch....shit
Me: Bitch no I fuc king don't shut the fuc k up you bag of dicks the last fuc king time I cursed was a fuc king long time ago so fuc k you asshole I don't motherfuc king curse bitch....shit
on December 10, 2016
Okay so on Youtube I was looking at the comments and apparently there's this fuc king 6 year old on there that can play the piano, violin, hockey (as quoted "Perfectly, he could be the youngest in the NHL" ), baseball, and when he comments it's in perfect English, the grammar is great, ext
Six? Hahaha more like fuc king sixteen idiota, no one believes that you're fuc king SIX
Six? Hahaha more like fuc king sixteen idiota, no one believes that you're fuc king SIX
on December 10, 2016
Movie from Real life, Breakfast edition
Movie breakfast: *ten plates full of bacon, sausage, eggs, waffles, strawberries, other fruit, pancakes, toast, powder sugar, a jug full of orange juice, coffee, tea, flowers in the center of the table, ext*
Real breakfast: *a slice of bread*
Movie mom: *makes that much fuc king food for breakfast*
Real mom: *doesn't make breakfast because what kind of mom makes breakfast like that? If you have a mom like that you're lucky AF*
Movie kid: See More▼ *sees all the food, takes on strawberry and leaves for school*
Real kid: *eats nothing because no one has that much food and goes to school*
Movie dad: *reading the newspaper, eating the breakfast, drinking coffee*
Real dad: *either already at work, or still asleep*
Movie breakfast: *ten plates full of bacon, sausage, eggs, waffles, strawberries, other fruit, pancakes, toast, powder sugar, a jug full of orange juice, coffee, tea, flowers in the center of the table, ext*
Real breakfast: *a slice of bread*
Movie mom: *makes that much fuc king food for breakfast*
Real mom: *doesn't make breakfast because what kind of mom makes breakfast like that? If you have a mom like that you're lucky AF*
Movie kid: See More▼ *sees all the food, takes on strawberry and leaves for school*
Real kid: *eats nothing because no one has that much food and goes to school*
Movie dad: *reading the newspaper, eating the breakfast, drinking coffee*
Real dad: *either already at work, or still asleep*
on December 10, 2016
Hiiii
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
Sleep is for the weak if it's this early!....and I..am very...weak at the moment
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
King
Sleep.
Bree will huggle
Bree will watch you sleep
Bree will sleep with you See More▼
waIT THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT--
Sleep.
Bree will huggle
Bree will watch you sleep
Bree will sleep with you See More▼
waIT THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT--
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
YOUR PROFILE PIC
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
Yeah it's been like that sense yesterday, South tried to screw with my profile again but I said fuc k it and kept the pic
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
Me: *hasn't had the hiccups in weeks, hell maybe a few months*
Hiccups: Bitch you thought
Me: *had the hiccups 15+ times today and it's nonstop so it's hard to breath*
Hiccups: Bitch you thought
Me: *had the hiccups 15+ times today and it's nonstop so it's hard to breath*
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
Hi my child
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
Me: *had migraine, tired AF, so drained from energy*
Time: 7:30
Me: I CAN'T SLEEP TILL 11 CAUSE IF I SLEEP EARLIER IT WILL SHOW THAT I'M WEAK
Time: 7:30
Me: I CAN'T SLEEP TILL 11 CAUSE IF I SLEEP EARLIER IT WILL SHOW THAT I'M WEAK
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
I-I-I'VE GOT A MIGRAINE AND MY PAIN WILL RANGE FROM UP DOWN AND SIDE-WAYS, THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY BECAUSE FRIDAYS WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN SUNDAYS BECAUSE SUNDAYS ARE-
I have no life.
I have no life.
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
on December 10, 2016
Imgur
Bark? Bark bark?... Bark bark bark? Bark baaaaaark?? Bark bark?
on December 09, 2016
Walk up on North's profile like what up I started a fight about cock
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
Bean wants huggles.
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
If I ever got bit by a snake:
Paramedic: Can you discribe the snake that bit you!??!
Me: Well...for one thing...IT LOOKED LIKE A FUC KING ANGRY ROPE
Paramedic: Can you discribe the snake that bit you!??!
Me: Well...for one thing...IT LOOKED LIKE A FUC KING ANGRY ROPE
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
Danger noodle.
Danger noodle,
Does whatever a danger noodle can.
Can he spin web?
No he cant See More▼
BUT THEYRE FU CKING TERRIFYING
WATCH OUT
ITS DANGER NOODLE
Danger noodle,
Does whatever a danger noodle can.
Can he spin web?
No he cant See More▼
BUT THEYRE FU CKING TERRIFYING
WATCH OUT
ITS DANGER NOODLE
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
"I wanna see you in booty shorts ?"
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
Undertale: Say pasta, we'll be there
*distant running and screaming*
Homestuck: *flips down newspaper* You fuc ked up *slowly leaves the room*
Undertale:????????
Hetalia: *kiCKS DOWN THE MOTHER FUC KING DOOR* YOU CALLED?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Undertale: *scREECHING*
*distant running and screaming*
Homestuck: *flips down newspaper* You fuc ked up *slowly leaves the room*
Undertale:????????
Hetalia: *kiCKS DOWN THE MOTHER FUC KING DOOR* YOU CALLED?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Undertale: *scREECHING*
on December 09, 2016
on December 09, 2016
Friend: Why am I so fuc king emo
Me: It's because of your skinny black genes
Me: It's because of your skinny black genes
on December 09, 2016
Person 1: MY secret talent is singing
Person 2: Yeah? Well, MY secret talent is art!
Me: My secret talent is doing nothing and still getting tired
Person 2: Yeah? Well, MY secret talent is art!
Me: My secret talent is doing nothing and still getting tired
on December 09, 2016