"Magick isn't something to be messed with!"
"Don't play with magick!"
Me: *scoffs* *plays with magick*
"Don't play with magick!"
Me: *scoffs* *plays with magick*
on March 29, 2017
Question:
My friend is in some deep shit. I'm not going to go into detail, but she is basically going to be homeless because her family doesn't have money to get/rent a house
I've decided to make her a good luck charm
You think I should do it?
My friend is in some deep shit. I'm not going to go into detail, but she is basically going to be homeless because her family doesn't have money to get/rent a house
I've decided to make her a good luck charm
You think I should do it?
on March 29, 2017
Me back then: Magick! Unicorns! Fairies! Pixies! Nymphs!
Friends back then: YES
Friends now: If anyone still believes in that shit at this age, they're fruking children I swear to god
Me: Ahaha...ha...*silently still believes*
Friends back then: YES
Friends now: If anyone still believes in that shit at this age, they're fruking children I swear to god
Me: Ahaha...ha...*silently still believes*
on March 29, 2017
Children back then: *outside most of the time, playing with their Imagination, playing pretend, making your own music by loudly singing random things, running around*
Children now: *on their phone that's as big as their face, cursing at five years old, listening to music that is nothing but about sex and curse words, screaming when they don't get the newest Iphone*
Children now: *on their phone that's as big as their face, cursing at five years old, listening to music that is nothing but about sex and curse words, screaming when they don't get the newest Iphone*
on March 29, 2017
on March 29, 2017
Trying to find a funny Twitter post is easier than punching someone in the throat
on March 29, 2017
on March 29, 2017
on March 29, 2017
I JUST GOT THESE FABULOUS AND AWESOME FREAKING MARKERS THAT LOOK SO CRISP AND AMAZING AND ESNGRTGNERDHGERDF
on March 29, 2017
Their
There
They're
Two
Too
To
Who See More
Whom
The Gh in "Enough" is pronounced F
The O in "Woman" makes a short I sound
The Ti in "Nation" is pronounced with a S
The Ough in "Dough" is pronounced with an O and can be pronoused in 9 different ways
The Eigh in "Neighbor" is pronounced with an A
There are 923 words that break the "I before E" rule and only 44 words follow that rule
Shit no means "No" but No shit means "I know."
Read and Lead do rhyme
But Read and Lead don't rhyme
Plural for Goose is Geese
Plural for Moose is Moose
Plural for Ox is Oxen
Plural for Box is Boxes
Welcome to f*cking America bitches
There
They're
Two
Too
To
Who See More
Whom
The Gh in "Enough" is pronounced F
The O in "Woman" makes a short I sound
The Ti in "Nation" is pronounced with a S
The Ough in "Dough" is pronounced with an O and can be pronoused in 9 different ways
The Eigh in "Neighbor" is pronounced with an A
There are 923 words that break the "I before E" rule and only 44 words follow that rule
Shit no means "No" but No shit means "I know."
Read and Lead do rhyme
But Read and Lead don't rhyme
Plural for Goose is Geese
Plural for Moose is Moose
Plural for Ox is Oxen
Plural for Box is Boxes
Welcome to f*cking America bitches
on March 28, 2017
Man I actually worked pretty hard on the I'm Coming Home
Like, it took me over nine hours to make and shit
And only two people read it
Like, it took me over nine hours to make and shit
And only two people read it
on March 28, 2017
HORY SHEET NUMBER ONE ON QFEASTER OF THE DAY
*FLAILS*
*FLAILS*
on March 28, 2017
Qfeaster of the day
? ?
? ?
on March 28, 2017
If North had wings they'd be Snowy Owl wings
She's be an ass with them too
Like knocking people off balance, and dive bombing her friends XD
She's be an ass with them too
Like knocking people off balance, and dive bombing her friends XD
on March 28, 2017
Me: *trying to make a good story*
Me: *gives up less than half way through*
Me: *literally bullshits the rest of the way*
Me: *gives up less than half way through*
Me: *literally bullshits the rest of the way*
on March 28, 2017
on March 28, 2017
Duuuude I don't want to go to school
on March 27, 2017
on March 27, 2017