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I have to piss but my brother is in the shower and he wont get out

LAST POST OF THE NIGHT SO PEOPLE CAN SEE IT IN THE MORNING BECAUSE TOMORROW IS APRIL FOOLS DAY:
HERE IS A LIST OF PRANKS:
Use a zip tie on a Febreeze can, and chuck it in someones room
Mayonnaise in doughnuts, say they are "Vanilla filled"
Blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle, drink in public
Vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar, eat in public
Water in a vodka bottle, drink in public See More
Air horn+duck tape+locked door+sleeping person=brilliant
Dip a sleeping persons hand in warm water
Shaving cream on their hand, feather to the face
Switch the toothpaste with shaving cream or something else
Glue in hair gel
Dip onions in caramel (they look like apples) and give them to someone
Duck tape an air horn to where the door handle slams against the wall
You know the seat of the toilet? How it has a few bumps on the inside of it to make it easy to lift it up for dudes? Put Bang Snaps on those
Take out the deodorant, and replace it with cheese
Put clear nail polish on all soap bars
Get an empty toilet paper tube, get it wet, crush it to look like shit, and place it in random places
Dip real eggs in chocolate, cover it with a shiny wrapper to look like candy chocolate eggs, give them out
Shove a needle with thread through a mento. Place the mento in the cap of a Coca Cola, and twist the cap back on. Cut off the rest of the thread
Mix Vaseline and flour to make a putty, smooth it over somewhere on the skin, and make a cut in the putty. Add fake blood
Take off the shower head, put Koolaid power inside of shower head, put shower head back on, wait for someone to shower
Fill a glass with water half way, put paper over the top, quickly place it upside down on a counter, remove the paper. Wait for someone to try to pick it up
Print out pictures of Nicolas Cage or Trumps face, and cover every person in every picture in your houses face with the print outs.
Eat out the cream in Oreos, put toothpaste in to replace the cream.
Tape a party popper to a door, tape the sting to the wall next to the door so when it opens it goes off
Replace toilet paper with duck tape
Print out the Grudges face and place it in a vent, crack in the door, anything that looks like shes right around the corner
Replace all batteries with Smarties
Use Craft Mac and Cheese power to make "Orange Juice"
Put clear glue into a hand sanitizer bottle

If you need to sleep but can't and you're a Hetalia fan
Listen to Hetalia Goodnight Counting Sheep
I don't fall asleep, but it does relax me

:O Ɑ===3
:O==3
:O=3
:3
How the cat face is made

I once dabbed so hard I almost made my nose bleed
I dabbed because it was 4:20

Who needs April Fools day when my whole life is a joke?

*says depressing shit but in a lighthearted way*

Here's a short insight to Norths theory, cause I'm damn sure no one wants to read a huge ass chapter about it:
She lived a pretty normal life up until she was paralyzed. She couldn't move, couldn't draw, couldn't play the violin. She couldn't bring smiles to peoples faces anymore, she couldn't joke, couldn't do anything. She was just bed ridden. Because of how much care she needed in that state, her parents just basically abandoned all care for her. They hardly checked in on her, See More hardly helped her, hardly did anything. She just laid there. Until she finally died from heart failure.
This explains why she's so active, why she plays the violin and draws a lot. Why she tries to make people smile, and why she cares about everyone.
Boom set and done, short and sweet. Not really sweet but still

I created a North Human Conspiracy Theory but I can't post it cause she's not a real character *thumbs up*

I have a strong connection with myself
It's a love hate relationship
One second I feel like I should be the queen of the world
The next second I look at a pile of shit on the ground and say "That's worth more than my life."

Ya know what sounds heavenly right now?
Not death
Tomatoes
I want a tomato

Canon gay shit in Hetalia:
Spain proposed to Romano, Romano accepted
Germany proposed to Italy
Italy said his first love was a guy
SWEDEN
Poland and Lithuania, need I say more?
Holy Roman Empire kissed ChibiItalia See More
Prussia thinks Italy is cute
Prussia asked Italy on dates
They went on a date before
Hima accidentally leaked that England has a crush on America
FRANCE
Prussia tried to get Austria to strip naked

North can play the violin if someone is having trouble sleeping. She knows the feeling of staying up all night, so she'll grab her violin and try to help. It usually pays off....unless she hates you at the moment...
One time South couldn't sleep, but earlier she didn't let North have a cupcake. So North went into her room and played the violin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Chw7HjT7_4
This is how it sounded

Kkkkkmmmmsssss lolol
I don't give a fruk anymore

Hello ya piece of Hetalia trash

England and Prussia once had a Guitar Off to see which one of them could play the guitar better