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on April 01, 2017
I MADE A CURL FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES BUT IT'S STUCK IN MY HAIR NOW
HAIRSPRAY DOES WORK
BUT DEAR GOD I LOOK LIKE A BLUE/GREEN HAIRED ITALY
HAIRSPRAY DOES WORK
BUT DEAR GOD I LOOK LIKE A BLUE/GREEN HAIRED ITALY
on April 01, 2017
I'VE MADE A MISTAKE
I CURLED ONE HAIR LIKE ITALY'S AND PUT HAIRSPRAY IN IT
NOW THE CURL ISN'T GOING AWAY
I CURLED ONE HAIR LIKE ITALY'S AND PUT HAIRSPRAY IN IT
NOW THE CURL ISN'T GOING AWAY
on April 01, 2017
I'M LOOKING THROUGH MY MAKEUP AND I FOUND A HANGOVER MAKEUP
MAKEUP THAT YOU WEAR TO HIDE A HANGOVER
MAKEUP THAT YOU WEAR TO HIDE A HANGOVER
on April 01, 2017
Legend has it that if you say Gucci three times in the mirror
Flavio will bitch slap you
Flavio will bitch slap you
on April 01, 2017
Should I put on make up or not?
Cause I got a shit ton of that shit
Cause I got a shit ton of that shit
on April 01, 2017
South: *late for a meeting*
South: *finally shows up*
North: *FLIPS OVER THE TABLE, AND HOLDS OUT HER HAND* YYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU'REEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEREE THERE'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING I FEAAAAAAAR
South: Wtf, we're never watching Titanic again
South: *finally shows up*
North: *FLIPS OVER THE TABLE, AND HOLDS OUT HER HAND* YYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU'REEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEREE THERE'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING I FEAAAAAAAR
South: Wtf, we're never watching Titanic again
on April 01, 2017
North: NEAAAAR FAAAAR WHERE EVER YOU AAAAAAARE
Prussia: *opens window* IT'S F*CKING THREE IN THE MORNING GO HOME
North:....ONCEE MOOOOORE YOU OOOOOPEN THE DOOOOOOOR
Prussia: I OPENED A WINDOW
North: MY HEART WILL GO OOOOOOOON
Prussia: WHAT HEART YOU DEMON *slams window shut*
Prussia: *opens window* IT'S F*CKING THREE IN THE MORNING GO HOME
North:....ONCEE MOOOOORE YOU OOOOOPEN THE DOOOOOOOR
Prussia: I OPENED A WINDOW
North: MY HEART WILL GO OOOOOOOON
Prussia: WHAT HEART YOU DEMON *slams window shut*
on April 01, 2017
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
If France sent out the pictures to the nations on April Fools day, and the pictures were bad enough to make the nations dress up in strange ass costumes and walk around in them. That means that the pictures that were given back in the end WEREN'T the actual pictures.
Because Austria looked at his picture and said "Oh I remember doing that."
And Finland said "Oh I look hot!"
They wouldn't be that chill with seeing their pictures.
What pictures did France See More actually send out to the nations?
If France sent out the pictures to the nations on April Fools day, and the pictures were bad enough to make the nations dress up in strange ass costumes and walk around in them. That means that the pictures that were given back in the end WEREN'T the actual pictures.
Because Austria looked at his picture and said "Oh I remember doing that."
And Finland said "Oh I look hot!"
They wouldn't be that chill with seeing their pictures.
What pictures did France See More actually send out to the nations?
on April 01, 2017
If North and South were on the Titanic, South would be face palming half the time because North decided to swim in the water at least twelve times
on April 01, 2017
Me: *gets three likes on a post*
Me: Bow down peasants I am the queen
Me: Bow down peasants I am the queen
on April 01, 2017
"Aw mom can't you stay? I don't want you-" Someone cleared their throat. "Ah, WE, don't want you to go to work! Can't you stay?" My childish voice rang, a feminine laugh filled my ears. "No no, Alfred, Matthew, I can't not go to work. I have to able to pay the bills and buy things like food. And, maybe even that video game you two begged for?" Childish voices cheered as she laughed again.
I fell to the ground, my shoulder slamming against the floor. I chocked out a sob as tears See More filled my eyes. My staved body curled up as more memories flooded back to me.
"Hey Mattie, wanna sleep in my room?!" My voice shouted, then whispered. "We can watch Youtube all night." The small, accented voice of my brother agreed. Giggles filled the air as they cried out "Goodnight!" to the parents, and ran somewhere. A door slammed shut.
Heavy, clumsy footsteps slammed against the stairs. My body was shaking terribly as more loud sobs escaped my throat. Tears streamed down my cheeks. I guess he wasn't outside after all.
Small insight to the new chapter
I fell to the ground, my shoulder slamming against the floor. I chocked out a sob as tears See More filled my eyes. My staved body curled up as more memories flooded back to me.
"Hey Mattie, wanna sleep in my room?!" My voice shouted, then whispered. "We can watch Youtube all night." The small, accented voice of my brother agreed. Giggles filled the air as they cried out "Goodnight!" to the parents, and ran somewhere. A door slammed shut.
Heavy, clumsy footsteps slammed against the stairs. My body was shaking terribly as more loud sobs escaped my throat. Tears streamed down my cheeks. I guess he wasn't outside after all.
Small insight to the new chapter
on April 01, 2017
If we had Italics and Bold for the stories and shit that'd be greaat
on April 01, 2017
*slides in* So you, me, AHS, next weekend?
on April 01, 2017
on April 01, 2017
Me: *too hot*
Me: *takes off blanket*
Me: *crazily cold*
Me: *puts blanket back on*
Me: *too hot*
Me: *takes off blanket*
Me: *crazily cold* See More
Me: *puts blanket back on*
Me: *takes off blanket*
Me: *crazily cold*
Me: *puts blanket back on*
Me: *too hot*
Me: *takes off blanket*
Me: *crazily cold* See More
Me: *puts blanket back on*
on April 01, 2017
People on here: *using normal names for users*
Me: *only knows usernames and very few names*
Me: *only knows usernames and very few names*
on April 01, 2017