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A Difference in Genders (A BTS Story)
on April 02, 2017
Once, Prussia decided to visit the Narnians during Halloween, this was the result:
Prussia: *walks into the living room*
North: I f*cking...
North: *FLIPS NEVERLAND OUT THE WINDOW* LOVE HALLOWEEN! SOMEONE F*CK ME WITH A CANDY APPLE
South: *in the kitchen, sounds normal*
Prussia: *awkwardly enters kitchen*
Kitchen: *FILLED TO THE ROOF WITH CANDIES, SWEETS, CAKES, CUPCAKES, OLIVER AND SOUTH ARE MADLY COOKING* See More
South: I F*CKING LOVE COOKING ON HALLOWEEN *SLAMS OVEN DOOR SHUT AND SNORTS FLOUR AND SUGAR*
Prussia: *quickly leaves and goes outside, he sits on the stairs next to Neverland*
Prussia: Is it always like this?
Neverland: You're only here for HALLOWEEN, next time show up on the first of October and spend the whole month. If you do may God have mercy on your soul
Prussia: *pats his back* and you have to deal with them all the time
Neverland: Why do you think I go to Sealands house all the time?
Prussia: *walks into the living room*
North: I f*cking...
North: *FLIPS NEVERLAND OUT THE WINDOW* LOVE HALLOWEEN! SOMEONE F*CK ME WITH A CANDY APPLE
South: *in the kitchen, sounds normal*
Prussia: *awkwardly enters kitchen*
Kitchen: *FILLED TO THE ROOF WITH CANDIES, SWEETS, CAKES, CUPCAKES, OLIVER AND SOUTH ARE MADLY COOKING* See More
South: I F*CKING LOVE COOKING ON HALLOWEEN *SLAMS OVEN DOOR SHUT AND SNORTS FLOUR AND SUGAR*
Prussia: *quickly leaves and goes outside, he sits on the stairs next to Neverland*
Prussia: Is it always like this?
Neverland: You're only here for HALLOWEEN, next time show up on the first of October and spend the whole month. If you do may God have mercy on your soul
Prussia: *pats his back* and you have to deal with them all the time
Neverland: Why do you think I go to Sealands house all the time?
on April 02, 2017
I once had a dream and this happened:
"So, think we're allowed in?" South asked, staring up at the mansion in front of them. North scoffed as she walked up to the door, and ripped it open. "If we weren't allowed in, the door wouldn't be unlocked." North said as she walked inside, South followed. The two explored all the floors, before finally going down to the left on the first floor. They made it down the hall, before seeing a huge, grey monster. "What the hell is that!" South See More shouted as she pulled out a gun, North tilted her head. The white haired girl watched as South started shooting at the monster, but stopped her. "Wait a minute, hold on a sec." North reached in her bag, and pulled out a small bag, and paper. "The f*ck North." South said as North started putting weed in the paper, and licking them closed.
Once Italy, Germany, Japan, and Prussia all arrived to the mansion, they entered. They heard a loud crash, and Japan went to check it out. He went into the kitchen, and found the monster, South and North all high as f*ck and somehow 2p China was with them and they were all telling shitty jokes
"So, think we're allowed in?" South asked, staring up at the mansion in front of them. North scoffed as she walked up to the door, and ripped it open. "If we weren't allowed in, the door wouldn't be unlocked." North said as she walked inside, South followed. The two explored all the floors, before finally going down to the left on the first floor. They made it down the hall, before seeing a huge, grey monster. "What the hell is that!" South See More shouted as she pulled out a gun, North tilted her head. The white haired girl watched as South started shooting at the monster, but stopped her. "Wait a minute, hold on a sec." North reached in her bag, and pulled out a small bag, and paper. "The f*ck North." South said as North started putting weed in the paper, and licking them closed.
Once Italy, Germany, Japan, and Prussia all arrived to the mansion, they entered. They heard a loud crash, and Japan went to check it out. He went into the kitchen, and found the monster, South and North all high as f*ck and somehow 2p China was with them and they were all telling shitty jokes
on April 02, 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0hpfs6kj0I
HE SOUNDS LIKE ITALY
HE SOUNDS LIKE ITALY
PewDiePie's Ao Oni funny in MikuMikuDance (which is the program)
Warning: contents of this video may result in laughing to death. Don't like? Then just leave, and just move on. As Pewdiepie once said, there is a line betwe...
on April 02, 2017
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PRUSSIAN FLAGS
AND WHY DID HE DELETE SO MANY VIDEOS
AND WHY DID HE DELETE SO MANY VIDEOS
on April 02, 2017
I PAUSED THE VIDEO AT THE RIGHT TIME AND I FOUND ANOTHER PRUSSIAN FLAG ON A BOX
on April 02, 2017
I'M WATCHING PEWDIEPIE PLAY AMNESIA (CAUSE THAT'S LIKE, ONE OF THE FEW THINGS I LIKE BY HIM)
AND I'M WATCHING EPISODE ONE
AND
I SAW
A PRUSSIAN FLAG
*FANGIRLING*
AND I'M WATCHING EPISODE ONE
AND
I SAW
A PRUSSIAN FLAG
*FANGIRLING*
on April 02, 2017
simple_sheep added a new chapter to Hetalia Human Conspiracy Theory
Alfred F. Jones: Abuse
I rocked back and forth in my empty room. There wasn't anything better to do anyways, it's not like I could leave my room. Not anymore. Not after what happened last time. I gripped my thin arms tighter, and proceeded to move. It was the only thing I could do now. Moving back, and forth, back, and forth, back...and forth. The wood covered window gave little to no light in my room. I could hardly even see the corner my gaze was set too. My glasses that were long since broken were gone, so it di...
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on April 01, 2017
Keep in mind that Black Veil Brides has almost has a billion views on their Knives and Pens video
on April 02, 2017
on April 02, 2017
Someone talk to me
on April 02, 2017
Me: *wants to take a bath*
Bath: *faucet takes 2 hours to fill up the tub half way*
Me: Ain't nobody got time for dat
Bath: *faucet takes 2 hours to fill up the tub half way*
Me: Ain't nobody got time for dat
on April 02, 2017
Admit it, they're called the Bad Touch Trio
Because we want to touch them so badly
Because we want to touch them so badly
on April 02, 2017
Oh.
I can see that you like Attack On Titan...
I can see that you like Attack On Titan...
on April 02, 2017
on April 02, 2017
I wish I were born on April 1st so I can call myself a huge joke
Well I do that anyways sooo
Well I do that anyways sooo
on April 02, 2017
It's my Birth Month
People love me
People love me
on April 02, 2017
Making these HHCT are easy because all I have to do is make depressing chapters about the nations dying and I'm a depressed piece of shit that wants to die
Detail about feeling worthless? BOOM THERE
Detail about wanting to die? BOOM THERE
Detail about other really depressing shit? BOOM THERE
Detail about feeling worthless? BOOM THERE
Detail about wanting to die? BOOM THERE
Detail about other really depressing shit? BOOM THERE
on April 02, 2017
I just realized that my hair looked silver in that picture I took of the curl
Huh
Huh
on April 02, 2017