One time I laid in a snow drift and I melted all the way to the bottom of the pile
on April 09, 2017
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When I hear someone talking shit
When I hear someone talking shit
on April 09, 2017
I sleep with my meat hook because if someone breaks into my room
I break their face
I break their face
on April 09, 2017
Hate and Heat are spelled with the same letters
Coincidence? I think not
Coincidence? I think not
on April 09, 2017
My favourite element is fire
But I hate the heat and I love ice and snow
But I hate the heat and I love ice and snow
on April 09, 2017
GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM BEING A PIECE OF SHIT BITCHES
on April 09, 2017
Well now I made someone else feel like shit because I said I felt like shit
Wow aren't I just the greatest
Fruk me
I literally can't say that someone hurt me without them getting hurt either. Well guess I can't say when I get hurt anymore so great
I'm going to log off now
Wow aren't I just the greatest
Fruk me
I literally can't say that someone hurt me without them getting hurt either. Well guess I can't say when I get hurt anymore so great
I'm going to log off now
on April 09, 2017
Well shit I just totally got called out
It's only nine in the morning, it's a little too early for me to feel like an ass
So I'm just gonna be pathetic and draw like the loser I am so I guess I'll be on later or whatever..
It's only nine in the morning, it's a little too early for me to feel like an ass
So I'm just gonna be pathetic and draw like the loser I am so I guess I'll be on later or whatever..
on April 09, 2017
I'm related to Edgar Allen Poe from my dads side (the only good thing my dad is for)
And from my moms side I'm related to Queen Mary I of England also known as Bloody Mary for all of the people she killed for no reason
And from my moms side I'm related to Queen Mary I of England also known as Bloody Mary for all of the people she killed for no reason
on April 09, 2017
I had a dream and:
My entire school went to hell, and there was a huge door that wouldn't open. My friends and I were all standing right next to the door, while everyone else was too scared to. Hannah (friend who got me red contacts) pulled out her phone, and I asked for her to take a selfie with me. We took a selfie and started laughing, then I got an idea and pulled out my phone and also took a selfie next to the door. I sent it too Dude, South, Scarlett (Ex), Alexis (Anime See More Nerd Buddy), and my family. I also put a message with it saying "Lolol I'm in hell!"
Then the doors opened, and I ran inside first. There were three rooms, the size of classrooms. And the first one was filled with really cool things, it was awesome! And the other rooms were filled with random things as well. So long story short, someone stole something and I was the detective and had to figure out who did it. The ending was dramatic because it seemed like it took a really long time. I ran my hands over the artistic things on the walls as I made my way to the locked doors. Because we were locked in there until the case was solved. And I went in front of the doors, and pushed them open. When I walked out I woke up and I was like "Damn man wtf."
My entire school went to hell, and there was a huge door that wouldn't open. My friends and I were all standing right next to the door, while everyone else was too scared to. Hannah (friend who got me red contacts) pulled out her phone, and I asked for her to take a selfie with me. We took a selfie and started laughing, then I got an idea and pulled out my phone and also took a selfie next to the door. I sent it too Dude, South, Scarlett (Ex), Alexis (Anime See More Nerd Buddy), and my family. I also put a message with it saying "Lolol I'm in hell!"
Then the doors opened, and I ran inside first. There were three rooms, the size of classrooms. And the first one was filled with really cool things, it was awesome! And the other rooms were filled with random things as well. So long story short, someone stole something and I was the detective and had to figure out who did it. The ending was dramatic because it seemed like it took a really long time. I ran my hands over the artistic things on the walls as I made my way to the locked doors. Because we were locked in there until the case was solved. And I went in front of the doors, and pushed them open. When I walked out I woke up and I was like "Damn man wtf."
on April 09, 2017
"So we've never met but our showers are on the opposite sides of the same apartment wall and sometimes we shower at the same time and sing duets" AU
North: *TRYING TO OUT SING THE OTHER PERSON AND AGGRESSIVELY SINGS PHANTOM OF THE OPERA*
North: *TRYING TO OUT SING THE OTHER PERSON AND AGGRESSIVELY SINGS PHANTOM OF THE OPERA*
on April 09, 2017
I ate all my crackers and my window is shut
Now I'm sad
Now I'm sad
on April 09, 2017
on April 09, 2017
My window is open and it's ten at night
I want to close it but then again the cold, fresh air is much better than my room when it's closed
I want to close it but then again the cold, fresh air is much better than my room when it's closed
on April 09, 2017
Hetalia at the beach be like:
Spain and South are in the water with no sunscreen on and everyone is wondering how they aren't getting burned
America, England, and a few other nations are playing volleyball but America and England get too into it and act like it's the Revolutionary War
France is flirting with every girl in sight
Hungary has Lichtenstein on her shoulders while Belarus has Ukraine on her shoulders. Lichtenstein and Ukraine refuse to hit each other so they lightly See More push each other while Hungary and Belarus are basically fist fighting
North and Prussia are sitting under an umbrella because if they even step foot into the sun they would die from heat, even with twelve bottles of sunblock on they still refuse to step out into the sun
Japan is reading a manga under an umbrella
Italy, Romano and Seborga are trying to flirt with girls
Germany is reading a book next to Japan
Sealand is basically walking on the water like the water god he is, he is carrying Wy on his back
Austria is sitting on the dock and refuses to get into the water
Switzerland is watching Lichtenstein VERY CLOSELY *CoughandkicksAustriainthewatercough*
Russia is just sitting in the water, everyone thought they saw a shark swim by him a few times
Estonia is blogging all of it
Latvia is wearing arm floats and isn't doing anything other than just floating around, occasionally bumping into someone
Poland and Lithuania are sitting around with sunglasses on, Poland is trying to teach Lithuania how to be fabulous
China is cooking a huge ass meal and everyONE IS GONNA EAT IT OR YOU GET HIT
Hong Kong is taking selfies with Iceland
Norway is stalking Iceland
Sweden is floating on the water with Finland resting on him, how they don't sink? Hell if I know
Denmark is loudly singing with zero fruks to give
Greece is sleeping in the sun, but is covered by sand and cats
Turkey is kicking sand over Greece
Kugelmugel is drawing the beach
Canada is grabbing peoples legs underwater and pulling them under, scaring the shit out of them because they don't know who did it
Ireland and Scotland are drinking and somehow are already drunk
Romania is trying to scare people, is failing
Spain and South are in the water with no sunscreen on and everyone is wondering how they aren't getting burned
America, England, and a few other nations are playing volleyball but America and England get too into it and act like it's the Revolutionary War
France is flirting with every girl in sight
Hungary has Lichtenstein on her shoulders while Belarus has Ukraine on her shoulders. Lichtenstein and Ukraine refuse to hit each other so they lightly See More push each other while Hungary and Belarus are basically fist fighting
North and Prussia are sitting under an umbrella because if they even step foot into the sun they would die from heat, even with twelve bottles of sunblock on they still refuse to step out into the sun
Japan is reading a manga under an umbrella
Italy, Romano and Seborga are trying to flirt with girls
Germany is reading a book next to Japan
Sealand is basically walking on the water like the water god he is, he is carrying Wy on his back
Austria is sitting on the dock and refuses to get into the water
Switzerland is watching Lichtenstein VERY CLOSELY *CoughandkicksAustriainthewatercough*
Russia is just sitting in the water, everyone thought they saw a shark swim by him a few times
Estonia is blogging all of it
Latvia is wearing arm floats and isn't doing anything other than just floating around, occasionally bumping into someone
Poland and Lithuania are sitting around with sunglasses on, Poland is trying to teach Lithuania how to be fabulous
China is cooking a huge ass meal and everyONE IS GONNA EAT IT OR YOU GET HIT
Hong Kong is taking selfies with Iceland
Norway is stalking Iceland
Sweden is floating on the water with Finland resting on him, how they don't sink? Hell if I know
Denmark is loudly singing with zero fruks to give
Greece is sleeping in the sun, but is covered by sand and cats
Turkey is kicking sand over Greece
Kugelmugel is drawing the beach
Canada is grabbing peoples legs underwater and pulling them under, scaring the shit out of them because they don't know who did it
Ireland and Scotland are drinking and somehow are already drunk
Romania is trying to scare people, is failing
on April 09, 2017
It took me ten minutes to scroll all the way to the bottom of my Smiles on Ifunny
on April 09, 2017
Let's just say I was banned from ever going there again because everyone thinks I'm a witch