simple_sheep - Page 174

Drocell has orange skin now
Everyone just ignore that factor

That moment when you can't find a light skin tone colour and you use the closest one but now the skin looks orange as hell and you're just sitting there crying on the inside

One of North's many last words:
South...South listen to me...I'm not gonna make it....when...if...you make it home....do....do...not touch my laptop *dies*

My school in a nutshell:
Someone: Did you know that if someone commits suicide near finals no one has to take finals?
Someone 2: Who's gonna take the fall?
Everyone: *raises hand*

I finally have spring break on Thursday but I come back on Tuesday
That's not even a break
That's three days plus the weekend
Whatever happened to the week long breaks?
At least we hopefully get out on the last week of May or something
That's what I heard

So I was joking around with 420 and shit and told my mom about how in middle school my friends used to blare Smoke Weed Every Day and we'd all make weed and pot and shit like that jokes and she got all like "Oh yeah your friends are smoking pot and you don't care."
Like, WHERE THE FRUK DID THAT COME FROM? I literally said that we all make jokes about it, I never said that any of us actually smoke it! And plus, she knows very well that my brother is friends with weed/pot smokers See More and she doesn't give a single fruk! Wtf

What Panic! taught me:
If someone cheats on me during my wedding, join a circus
Don't trust doctors and accept that you're going to turn into a demon

My hair is the perfect length for France hair and perfect density don't ya think?

Me: I feel like a dude
Everyone: She, her, she
Me: shit, fine then; I feel like a chick
Everyone: She, her, she
Me: Thanks for listening guys

Mertalia Narnians be like:
South: *flops on the land when people are picnicking on the sand* WHAT FOOD IS THAT CAN YOU TELL ME HOW IT'S MADE? STOP RUNNING AWAY I CAN'T FLOP ANYMORE COME BACK YOU PIECES OF SHIT AND TELL ME HOW TO MAKE THIS
Neverland: *seeing who can swim the fastest between him and Sealand with Wy judging*
North: GAAAAAAASP IS THAT SOMEONE PAINTING? *jumps out of the water and onto the rocks, scaring the shit out of the person causing them to fall in the water* See More LOOK AT DIS *holds up paint but ends up slipping into the water, losing the paint*

North: Yeah, every tree we cut down we plant two in it's place. Either that or we don't cut the trees, we build around them
America: We just chop everything down, it takes too much time to just build around them
North: *twitches her eye* Being a homosexual, transgender, or anything like that has been accepted since Narnia was founded
America: Ah gay marriage was legal two years ago
North: *sighs* everything is in good pay. Everything isn't expensive, we have free health care. See More Funerals are free as are Wills
America: Pft, we just squeeze the money out of everyone. Funerals are thousands of dollars, hospital trips are thousands of dollars. We got to have money man
North: *sharply inhales*......We don't use cars due to the air pollution is causes, we do however use trains. They are the fastest transportation in Narnia. Other than that we have horses and carriages
America: Fruk the air man we have places to go and people to see. We got planes, trains, cars, buses, Who cares about the environ-
North: If it wasn't for the laws of Narnia I would have slaughtered you by now

My hair is almost dry

WHOOOOOO
I FINISHED WASHING MY HAIR AND NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WAIT UNTIL IT DRIES

I'm colouring without glasses on and it's hard as hell

I'm almost pressing my face against the screen so I can see cause my glasses are off

I DYED MY HAIR
HELL JA

The worst part about not caring about your gender is that people are like "Are you a dude or chick?"
And I'm just there like "Dude I can be a dude and I don't care or I could be a chick and I don't care literally I don't care."