simple_sheep - Page 17

*Tewepowts behind you and unsheathes katanya*
Nyothing pewsonyaw kid (´;ω;｀)

Y cry wen u can die
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/58/cd/52/58cd5217b2d7f75293eecb132b8d0b2a.png

Damn these shows, movies and books
Gettin' my expectations of relationships and friendships too high

I gave David a bath and now he's rubbing himself everywhere
I gave him my pants
I write this pantless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnGPAYvve1A
19K likes, 42K dislikes and the commets
Other people: *gettin' triggered*
Me: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/tumblr_ljh0puClWT1qfkt17.gif

There are two types of people when playing games:
Person 1: My ammunition is 56/100 I have to reload!
Person 2: My ammunition is 18/100...*cocks gun* let's do this

Someone: Imagine East being forced to play football
South: As someone who actually loves football, I can assure you...that even I would feel awful for him, and I'm an asshole

Me: I'm going to revise this character
Other character that I've been thinking about for some time: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/27392e9d143139483ce66c1a93c729b8886a6f280b938174a01879bc05e510b0.gif
Me: ...fuk

My body: Ey yo it would be nice if you worked out a bit more, ate better, had a set sleeping schedule, and-
Me: *eating snack cakes at three in the morning, scrolling through Ifunny while watching Youtube and laying in bed* wot?

A good cause means thAT MY BABY LYSANDER CAN FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE AND WONT BE ALL ALONE AND BEAN
MY BEAN
My poor bean that lost literally everything *tear*

LITERALLY EVERY WHO SEES THIS POST THIS IS IMPORTANT
https://www.change.org/p/beemoov-and-chinomiko-beemoov-add-lysander-kentin-and-armin-as-dateable-characters-in-mcl-university?recruiter=880569491&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial.pacific_abi_share_button_ordering_1.abi_featured_fb
Sign that bitch, no paying, no credit card information, just slap you name (can be fake af too) and email down and bam
You are helping a good cause

When your autocorrect makes Weeb into Weed
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bf20733e426c6dfe8a244854874ed4e6761770ec268bfd4c08e1a665040aede0.gif

So MLC is "403 Forbidden" and I just....

West: I'm falling on the floor!
Sealand: EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!
West: no seriously I've fallen and I can't get up

I put lotion on my hands and rubbed my eyes a while later and now my nose is running and my eyes burn
Whoops

Mmmmm do you have any feminist masks that I could borrow, Big Blunt Daddy?

What I say: I'm fine
What I mean: I'm seriously fine like jeez sure I might be a bit depressed but that doesn't mean that I always feel that way and lie about it all the time. Saying your fine when you're not fine is just begging for people to not really listen due to the fact that it's like ordering a pizza and expecting a burger because you wanted a burger but ordered a pizza. You can't lie about your feelings because that's not helping anyone but your sick ways of self loathing See More and attention seeking. "I don't want to annoy people or make anyone worry!!1!" well then tell them the truth because trust me they will constantly worry about you until you tell them what's wrong. Only then would they finally be able to relax because they know what they're working with, and aren't being fed by your dumbass lies.

Holy shit look at that
I was unblocked
*sips tea*
interesting

You ever just stretch and make a death metal scream so loud that it awakens the Dragon of the Forgotten Realms and it screeches back and flies all the way to your house but then realises that it was your master plan all along and you already got dressed in your Norwegian viking outfit with a braided beard and full on axe and sword and you were waiting on the roof of your house for the dragon to appear and you hold your axe up and the dragon screeches at you again but then you See More let out another death metal screech just like the one you did before and you two have a battle to the death?