Gey
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I am gey
on June 11, 2018
on June 11, 2018
MCL: Hey you waste AP by talking now instead of walking
Candy: Wow! That's super helpful! I used to wonder around trying to find things and I would run out so quickly! Than-
MCL: The episodes are now about an hour long each if you speed-run it, and there's tons of unnecessary dialogue that does nothing but waste your AP
Candy: ....
Candy: Wow! That's super helpful! I used to wonder around trying to find things and I would run out so quickly! Than-
MCL: The episodes are now about an hour long each if you speed-run it, and there's tons of unnecessary dialogue that does nothing but waste your AP
Candy: ....
on June 11, 2018
I remember one time I jokingly swung my meat hook at one of my friends head
And she didn't even flinch
But
But at school
I acted like I was going to throw a pencil at her, and she almost jolted out of her seat
And she didn't even flinch
But
But at school
I acted like I was going to throw a pencil at her, and she almost jolted out of her seat
on June 10, 2018
Season one of Black Butler:
Me: I like this doll dude, he's-
Ciel: would be a shame if...someone were to...kill him
Me: oh
Season two of Black Butler:
Me: Oh sweet the Trancy manor is li-
Ciel: would be a shame if...someone were to...kill them See More
Me:...bruh
Season three of Black Butler:
Me: I fuc king love the circus oh my god they're so precious and-
Ciel: would be a shame if...someone were to...kill them
Me: ciEL I SWEAR TO GOD
Reading the manga, 127 to be exact:
Me: Man I really didn't like Soma or Agni at first, but now I really like them. It's like, after all these seasons, I've finally-
Some hood dude: would be a shame-
Me: wait who are you...that ain't Ciel wtf bruh who are you
Some hood dude: ...if someone were to....
Me: wAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
Some hood dude: ....kill Agni and leave Soma alive without him
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzGo2B5fAcw
Me: I like this doll dude, he's-
Ciel: would be a shame if...someone were to...kill him
Me: oh
Season two of Black Butler:
Me: Oh sweet the Trancy manor is li-
Ciel: would be a shame if...someone were to...kill them See More
Me:...bruh
Season three of Black Butler:
Me: I fuc king love the circus oh my god they're so precious and-
Ciel: would be a shame if...someone were to...kill them
Me: ciEL I SWEAR TO GOD
Reading the manga, 127 to be exact:
Me: Man I really didn't like Soma or Agni at first, but now I really like them. It's like, after all these seasons, I've finally-
Some hood dude: would be a shame-
Me: wait who are you...that ain't Ciel wtf bruh who are you
Some hood dude: ...if someone were to....
Me: wAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
Some hood dude: ....kill Agni and leave Soma alive without him
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzGo2B5fAcw
on June 10, 2018
Nee nee papa
How many E's are in that? Four, what else has four in it?
420
What is 420?
Blaze it
It starts with B, what else starts with B?
Bees See More
The Bee Movie
There was pollination
What does Pollen sound like?
Poland
What is Poland?
A country
What else is a country?
The United States
How many states are there in the US?
50
0-5= -5
What else is negative?
Temperatures in Russia
What does Russia sound like?
Prussia
What is Prussia?
An empire that fell badly and harshly
What else fell bad and harshly?
Britain when all of its colonies left
What is the British flag?
White with red in it
What else is red and white?
Japan
What is in Japan?
Anime
What has anime created?
Weaboos
Where are Weebs mainly from?
The United States
We're back to the US, how weird isn't it?
WRONG!
IT'S BECAUSE THE US HAS A SECRET
How many colours are ON THE US FLAG?!
THREE
THREE COLOURS
HETALIA IS THE ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
How many E's are in that? Four, what else has four in it?
420
What is 420?
Blaze it
It starts with B, what else starts with B?
Bees See More
The Bee Movie
There was pollination
What does Pollen sound like?
Poland
What is Poland?
A country
What else is a country?
The United States
How many states are there in the US?
50
0-5= -5
What else is negative?
Temperatures in Russia
What does Russia sound like?
Prussia
What is Prussia?
An empire that fell badly and harshly
What else fell bad and harshly?
Britain when all of its colonies left
What is the British flag?
White with red in it
What else is red and white?
Japan
What is in Japan?
Anime
What has anime created?
Weaboos
Where are Weebs mainly from?
The United States
We're back to the US, how weird isn't it?
WRONG!
IT'S BECAUSE THE US HAS A SECRET
How many colours are ON THE US FLAG?!
THREE
THREE COLOURS
HETALIA IS THE ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
on June 10, 2018
Remember when I spent three hours sending you Narnian things about Wingtalia, Mertalia, and shit like that?
on June 10, 2018
Updated list on OCs I have because I'm weird and remembered a few more and also made a few more and revised a few more:
Twenty Hetalia Oc's: North, 2p North, Nyo North, 2p Nyo North. South, 2p South, Nyo South, 2p Nyo South. East, 2p East, Nyo East, 2p Nyo East. West, 2p West, Nyo West, 2p Nyo West. Neko North, Neko South, Neko East, Neko West.
Three Tokyo Ghoul Oc's: Davie, Dakota, and Daniel
Three fairies: Cherry Blossom, Apple Blossom, and Meadow Fawn
Three circus: Anastasia, See More Cass, Leo
Two Japanese "cats": Akane and Asahi
Two mermaids: Lora, and Oly
Two Kitstune's: Kitsun and Linx
Two Creepypasta (I'm revising one): The Porcelain Doll and Iggy "The Perfectionist"
Two (There is definitely going to be more) Animal Souls: Quang Long and Min Young-shin
One Death Note Oc: Jinxx
One Black Butler Oc: Chikaku
Random Oc's
Naomi Yhdistyivät "Mute Myth"
Renita and Araminta
Story OCs:
Jack the Ringleader, and Kora "The Joker"
Jade "The Paint Rat" and Wolfgang "Music Lover"
Lucca and Shi
Ava Valentine and Xīshēng Shi
All in all, there are 52 OCs, and there is more coming up
Twenty Hetalia Oc's: North, 2p North, Nyo North, 2p Nyo North. South, 2p South, Nyo South, 2p Nyo South. East, 2p East, Nyo East, 2p Nyo East. West, 2p West, Nyo West, 2p Nyo West. Neko North, Neko South, Neko East, Neko West.
Three Tokyo Ghoul Oc's: Davie, Dakota, and Daniel
Three fairies: Cherry Blossom, Apple Blossom, and Meadow Fawn
Three circus: Anastasia, See More Cass, Leo
Two Japanese "cats": Akane and Asahi
Two mermaids: Lora, and Oly
Two Kitstune's: Kitsun and Linx
Two Creepypasta (I'm revising one): The Porcelain Doll and Iggy "The Perfectionist"
Two (There is definitely going to be more) Animal Souls: Quang Long and Min Young-shin
One Death Note Oc: Jinxx
One Black Butler Oc: Chikaku
Random Oc's
Naomi Yhdistyivät "Mute Myth"
Renita and Araminta
Story OCs:
Jack the Ringleader, and Kora "The Joker"
Jade "The Paint Rat" and Wolfgang "Music Lover"
Lucca and Shi
Ava Valentine and Xīshēng Shi
All in all, there are 52 OCs, and there is more coming up
on June 10, 2018
I'm working on a chapter to a story
on June 09, 2018
I think Fake Love by BTS is becoming a meme and I'm hype af because it's getting into the Features on Ifunny
on June 09, 2018
*bathes self in holy water*
*snorts holy water*
*inhales holy water*
*drips holy water in eyes*
*drowns self in holy water*
*snorts holy water*
*inhales holy water*
*drips holy water in eyes*
*drowns self in holy water*
on June 09, 2018
There's a "caillou x shrek" and I'll read a line to you
Ahem
"caillou worshipped shrek but shrek stole his fidget spinner :' ( liek if u cri every tiem"
Also, there's a lemon with Caillou and Shrek and Shrek basically vores him by shoving Caillou's head into his mouth
Also:
" "BEGONE THOT" Calliou shoted so loudly you were blown against the wall, breaking the wood, and being shot into the sky. "Team Rocket blasting off again!!" You scream as you flew through the air. As you made See More your way into orbit, you felt your face grow hot with all the thoughts of Caillou swarming your mind. He was so powerful, so strong, so muscular. You were madly in love with him, but you were in orbit, so you'd never get to see him again. Caillou, meanwhile, was enjoying dinner with his family. He absolutely hated weeaboos and you happen to be one of them"
And my favourite:
Shrek x Hitler x Jesus x Madison x Caillou x Arthur it has twelve parts
"I'm just a kid who's 14, each day I take the Morphine, I have depression I'm Caiiiilllou, I finally grew hair, even in my underware, I'mmmm 14 now I'm Caiiiilou, Caillou, I'm Caillou (Do do do beep do do do do) I HAVE DEPPRESION"
As I'm reading this, my brain cells are dying. The next chapter is about him banging Madison, then Hitler screams at Madison because he "thought they would share Caillou" So then Jesus walks in and is like "Mind if I join?" and Jesus bangs Caillou from behind and then Shrek kicks down the door and screams "WHAT ARE YE DOIN ON MY WIFE" Then Arthur showed up on a unicorn and took Madison and Jesus away
There's still ten more chapters, I'm scared.
Ahem
"caillou worshipped shrek but shrek stole his fidget spinner :' ( liek if u cri every tiem"
Also, there's a lemon with Caillou and Shrek and Shrek basically vores him by shoving Caillou's head into his mouth
Also:
" "BEGONE THOT" Calliou shoted so loudly you were blown against the wall, breaking the wood, and being shot into the sky. "Team Rocket blasting off again!!" You scream as you flew through the air. As you made See More your way into orbit, you felt your face grow hot with all the thoughts of Caillou swarming your mind. He was so powerful, so strong, so muscular. You were madly in love with him, but you were in orbit, so you'd never get to see him again. Caillou, meanwhile, was enjoying dinner with his family. He absolutely hated weeaboos and you happen to be one of them"
And my favourite:
Shrek x Hitler x Jesus x Madison x Caillou x Arthur it has twelve parts
"I'm just a kid who's 14, each day I take the Morphine, I have depression I'm Caiiiilllou, I finally grew hair, even in my underware, I'mmmm 14 now I'm Caiiiilou, Caillou, I'm Caillou (Do do do beep do do do do) I HAVE DEPPRESION"
As I'm reading this, my brain cells are dying. The next chapter is about him banging Madison, then Hitler screams at Madison because he "thought they would share Caillou" So then Jesus walks in and is like "Mind if I join?" and Jesus bangs Caillou from behind and then Shrek kicks down the door and screams "WHAT ARE YE DOIN ON MY WIFE" Then Arthur showed up on a unicorn and took Madison and Jesus away
There's still ten more chapters, I'm scared.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/5240751/1/Caillou-s-Typical-Day this is cringey rated M even worse
on June 09, 2018
on June 09, 2018
I feel kind of bad because I'm just reading these cringe stories that some people actually probably really worked on, and I'm just over here laughing at them
Like, they could of actually really tried with thes-
"sonicxfreddy"
"Sans undertale x reader [HOT VORE!!]"
"Bigfoot Loves Sans Undertale"
"Neko reader X Creepypasta"
....ahem...they worked hard...and... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exj2Ai6XXGY
Like, they could of actually really tried with thes-
"sonicxfreddy"
"Sans undertale x reader [HOT VORE!!]"
"Bigfoot Loves Sans Undertale"
"Neko reader X Creepypasta"
....ahem...they worked hard...and... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exj2Ai6XXGY
on June 09, 2018
Someone give me a bunch of cringe fandoms
I'm reading these shitty stories and I need to laugh more but I ran out of fandoms
I already did Sonic, Creepypasta, Undertale, and Cuphead
Gimme more fandoms that have gone to shit
I'm reading these shitty stories and I need to laugh more but I ran out of fandoms
I already did Sonic, Creepypasta, Undertale, and Cuphead
Gimme more fandoms that have gone to shit
on June 10, 2018
Wonder pets Ming-Ming x Tuck
Start with this: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9958159/1/Wonder-Pets
Start with this: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9958159/1/Wonder-Pets
on June 09, 2018
on June 09, 2018
I feel personally called out
What type of wings do you have?
Webbed
No, these are not demon or bat wings. These wings are more unique.
People who wield these wings tend to be clever, mentally insecure-unstable, and prefer being the alpha.
When you compare the physiology of these wings to personality of the owner...
These wings are easy to damage. The membrane/webbing that connects the prongs can be ripped if snagged on something. Yet because it is merely a webbing, it takes a while to heal. The personalities of those with these wings follow the same guidelines- their minds can get wrapped around a subject or easily insulted, causing harm. They also take long to heal because they tend to dwell on whatever caused them harm.
With flying style, these wings are a bit jolty and unstable, but are good at pulling into divebombs and accelerating.
People who wield these wings tend to be clever, mentally insecure-unstable, and prefer being the alpha.
When you compare the physiology of these wings to personality of the owner...
These wings are easy to damage. The membrane/webbing that connects the prongs can be ripped if snagged on something. Yet because it is merely a webbing, it takes a while to heal. The personalities of those with these wings follow the same guidelines- their minds can get wrapped around a subject or easily insulted, causing harm. They also take long to heal because they tend to dwell on whatever caused them harm.
With flying style, these wings are a bit jolty and unstable, but are good at pulling into divebombs and accelerating.
on June 09, 2018
The Qfeast team hasn't posted since December 24, 2017
*sips tea*
They've left this hell and doing that in leaving the horrible monstrosity it's created to grow more and more
*sips tea*
They've left this hell and doing that in leaving the horrible monstrosity it's created to grow more and more
they know they fuc ked up by letting this website get so out of hand that they couldn't even control it's users anymore
*sips tea*
*sips tea*
on June 09, 2018
on June 09, 2018
So I just watched a clip of Ramsay eating food to try and find the cast of Masterchef and this girl comes up and Mac and cheese and says there's a twist
So Ramsay was like "What's the twist?" and put the fork in his mouth
And the girl said "Breast milk"
She made the mac and cheese
With breast milk
And he spit it out with such force that I was almost in tears, but then Ramsay started to laugh and spat it out some more with the same amount of force
And that's when I was in tears
So Ramsay was like "What's the twist?" and put the fork in his mouth
And the girl said "Breast milk"
She made the mac and cheese
With breast milk
And he spit it out with such force that I was almost in tears, but then Ramsay started to laugh and spat it out some more with the same amount of force
And that's when I was in tears
on June 09, 2018