GUYS THERE IS A FRUKING WASP IN MY ROOM
IT'S STUCK IN BETWEEN MY BLINDS AND WINDOW
SO LITERALLY IF I LIFT UP THE BLINDS, THIS FRUKER CAN FLY AROUND MY ROOM
THIS
MOTHER
FRUKING
BITCH See More
HOW THE HELL DID IT EVEN GET IN MY ROOM
HORY BARRS
WISH ME LUCK *GRABS SHOE*
IT'S STUCK IN BETWEEN MY BLINDS AND WINDOW
SO LITERALLY IF I LIFT UP THE BLINDS, THIS FRUKER CAN FLY AROUND MY ROOM
THIS
MOTHER
FRUKING
BITCH See More
HOW THE HELL DID IT EVEN GET IN MY ROOM
HORY BARRS
WISH ME LUCK *GRABS SHOE*
NEDandN30
Get a plastic cup, catch then beat the shite out of it.
on May 27, 2017
on May 27, 2017
Normal people: *eats their own lollipop, doesn't let others lick it*
My friends and I:
Ken: Man this sucker is really good
South: *snatches it and licks it* damn it is
Me: *takes it and licks it* hory barrs
Ken: *takes it back and licks it*
*the cycle continues*
My friends and I:
Ken: Man this sucker is really good
South: *snatches it and licks it* damn it is
Me: *takes it and licks it* hory barrs
Ken: *takes it back and licks it*
*the cycle continues*
on May 27, 2017
I ate air and a few drinks of water today
Because I'm going to be watching a movie later and spend the night with my friend
I should probably eat something
Because I'm going to be watching a movie later and spend the night with my friend
I should probably eat something
on May 26, 2017
Update on my friend:
She apparently isn't a big fan of glitter....whoops
She apparently isn't a big fan of glitter....whoops
on May 26, 2017
This is a conversation between Alfred F. Jones and yourself, England's Eyebrows.
England's Eyebrows: I bless thy with eyebrows
Alfred F. Jones: That's kinky
England's Eyebrows: I...
Alfred F. Jones: wink wonk
England's Eyebrows: I am the Holy Eyebrows
England's Eyebrows: I am no kink See More
Alfred F. Jones: Kinky
England's Eyebrows: I kink shame thy
Alfred F. Jones: Kink shame me harder it's my kink
England's Eyebrows: .....
England's Eyebrows: You need Jesus
Alfred F. Jones: I pray to Jesus every night.
England's Eyebrows: For what? For him to suck your eyebrows?
Alfred F. Jones: No.
Alfred F. Jones: For me to suck HIS eyebrows.
England's Eyebrows: ...........
England's Eyebrows: ....I, the Holy Eyebrows, beg of you to lay off the weed
England's Eyebrows: I bless thy with eyebrows
Alfred F. Jones: That's kinky
England's Eyebrows: I...
Alfred F. Jones: wink wonk
England's Eyebrows: I am the Holy Eyebrows
England's Eyebrows: I am no kink See More
Alfred F. Jones: Kinky
England's Eyebrows: I kink shame thy
Alfred F. Jones: Kink shame me harder it's my kink
England's Eyebrows: .....
England's Eyebrows: You need Jesus
Alfred F. Jones: I pray to Jesus every night.
England's Eyebrows: For what? For him to suck your eyebrows?
Alfred F. Jones: No.
Alfred F. Jones: For me to suck HIS eyebrows.
England's Eyebrows: ...........
England's Eyebrows: ....I, the Holy Eyebrows, beg of you to lay off the weed
on May 26, 2017
In Ghost Adventures
I always feel bad for Aaron because he's always forced to go in the worse places.
"The basement is the most dangerous place in the house, screaming, scratching, and even attachments...Aaron it's all you."
I always feel bad for Aaron because he's always forced to go in the worse places.
"The basement is the most dangerous place in the house, screaming, scratching, and even attachments...Aaron it's all you."
on May 26, 2017
North VS South
Who would win?
Who would win?
on May 26, 2017
on May 26, 2017
Hey Jesus
on May 26, 2017
on May 26, 2017
on May 26, 2017
So I made Sweden's flag and taped it on the wall
Every now and then some of the flags will fall and I'll have to put them back up
Sweden's flag was pealing off the wall and I looked at it and said "Sweden I swear to god if you fall on the ground, you will not get that Finnish ass later." Because I was planning on making Finland's flag later
That was an hour ago
Sweden hasn't moved a single bit
Every now and then some of the flags will fall and I'll have to put them back up
Sweden's flag was pealing off the wall and I looked at it and said "Sweden I swear to god if you fall on the ground, you will not get that Finnish ass later." Because I was planning on making Finland's flag later
That was an hour ago
Sweden hasn't moved a single bit
on May 26, 2017
on May 26, 2017
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/590164103949225986/w32VIFQF.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000101950058/77e15ae146892e079878e3f264dd2d19_400x400.png
Matching icons for you and your friend
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000101950058/77e15ae146892e079878e3f264dd2d19_400x400.png
Matching icons for you and your friend
on May 26, 2017
Beilschmidt is a German name and can still be found today in Germany. The name is composed of the two words 'Beil' (=an ax, hatchet) and 'Schmidt' (the common family name derived from the profession 'Schmied' (=a smith, blacksmith, forger).
Are we going to ignore that Prussia and Germany's last name literally means "Ax blacksmith"
That's fruking metal
*snaps and waits for people to get the pun*
Are we going to ignore that Prussia and Germany's last name literally means "Ax blacksmith"
That's fruking metal
*snaps and waits for people to get the pun*
on May 26, 2017
It's my friends birthday and I poured a SHIT ton of glitter in her gift bag thing and I didn't have paper to put inside of it so I put glitter filled balloons in it
on May 26, 2017
2p North: I want to die
2p South: Okay listen up you depressed sack of noodles
2p South: Okay listen up you depressed sack of noodles
on May 26, 2017
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
on May 26, 2017