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How do I convince a dude to be gay

North has two sides of how she speaks:
"OH SON OF A *BEEP BEEP* MOTHER *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* I *BEEP* HATE YOU YOU *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* I'LL *BEEP* YOU YOU MOTHER *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*"
"Oh snicker doodles! You over boiled egg! You moldy, ant-infested, blueberry muffin! You over salted, under cooked pancake!"

How do I have 900 followers?
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Wtf did I do?
All I do is shit-post
How the frick frack diddly dack patty wack smick smack dick dack tic tac mick mack rick rack did I get 900 followers from that!?

I might not seem like the chick
But I actually love Titanic
It's one of my secret favourite movies
The soundtrack is what mainly got me to love it

Every day I'm going to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz7-EgZUTug

Y'know how your not allowed to say Gay Porn on here?
What if you were allowed to say Gay either?
How fruked up would that be?

I want to make a Titanic story with like, UsUk

World: Being gay is looked very down upon like...nearly everywhere
Me: I shall gay everywhere then

Guys Killing Stalking was updated and.....omfa
I was not prepared for that

That moment when your Hetalian squad broke up

Suffer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7dZjiFjYf0

That moment when you pour a Taki bag in your mouth and get a bit of the red shit in your eye

Once, North and South tried to open a little food shop, has a little of everything...they quit a week later because of this:
Scotland: Awrite, I'd loch tae order some scran fur takeaway. I'll hae a scuttle shots ay curry wi' pita breed an' chookie salsa..
South: *stops rolling out dough*...what?
North: *takes the phone* Yes how can I help you?
Ireland: Gimme that..*takes the phone* ..yeah can oi git a feckin uhh...spuds an' cabbage? An' an order av soda bread.
North:.............*slowly See More hangs up*

North: I'm gonna drink citric acid
South: No
North:...fine
South: Goo-
North: *drinks battery acid*

Imma slut for accents

I had two small pieces of bread for breakfast

If I ever get a dog, I really really want a Husky German Shepherd mix
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Today is the day that I answer every question with the word "Doitsu"