Funny how Sealand is so close to the Narnian's age country wise, but they're so far human wise
He's exactly 50 years old, but human wise he's 12
The Narnian's are around 68, but human wise, they're about late teen/earlier twenties
He's exactly 50 years old, but human wise he's 12
The Narnian's are around 68, but human wise, they're about late teen/earlier twenties
on June 02, 2017
How do I convince a dude to be gay
Dude seriously, guys are cool because they're basically chill with everything
"Hey babe do you want to eat out?"
Girl: Okay
"What do you want to eat?"
Girl: *tAKES THIRTEEN FRUKING HOURS* See More
Or
"Hey babe do you want to eat out?"
Guy: I already ordered pizza
"Nice"
"Hey babe want to-"
Girl" I'M IN A BAD MOOD EFF OFF
Or
"Hey babe want to go out and do something?"
Guy: Yo I'm up for it
"Hey babe do you want to eat out?"
Girl: Okay
"What do you want to eat?"
Girl: *tAKES THIRTEEN FRUKING HOURS* See More
Or
"Hey babe do you want to eat out?"
Guy: I already ordered pizza
"Nice"
"Hey babe want to-"
Girl" I'M IN A BAD MOOD EFF OFF
Or
"Hey babe want to go out and do something?"
Guy: Yo I'm up for it
on June 02, 2017
"Dude, girls are gross. Would you rather deal with an angry bear that'll slit your throat if you say 'hello' and deal with a bloody mess every month, if you know what I mean. Or would you rather deal with a guy that never bleeds out of his dick and has constant mood swings every month..."
on June 02, 2017
"What's better, having your dick grossly shoved up a vagina, or having someone elses dick shoved up yo booty."
on June 02, 2017
on June 02, 2017
North has two sides of how she speaks:
"OH SON OF A *BEEP BEEP* MOTHER *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* I *BEEP* HATE YOU YOU *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* I'LL *BEEP* YOU YOU MOTHER *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*"
"Oh snicker doodles! You over boiled egg! You moldy, ant-infested, blueberry muffin! You over salted, under cooked pancake!"
"OH SON OF A *BEEP BEEP* MOTHER *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* I *BEEP* HATE YOU YOU *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* I'LL *BEEP* YOU YOU MOTHER *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*"
"Oh snicker doodles! You over boiled egg! You moldy, ant-infested, blueberry muffin! You over salted, under cooked pancake!"
on June 02, 2017
How do I have 900 followers?
Like
Wtf did I do?
All I do is shit-post
How the frick frack diddly dack patty wack smick smack dick dack tic tac mick mack rick rack did I get 900 followers from that!?
Like
Wtf did I do?
All I do is shit-post
How the frick frack diddly dack patty wack smick smack dick dack tic tac mick mack rick rack did I get 900 followers from that!?
on June 02, 2017
I might not seem like the chick
But I actually love Titanic
It's one of my secret favourite movies
The soundtrack is what mainly got me to love it
But I actually love Titanic
It's one of my secret favourite movies
The soundtrack is what mainly got me to love it
on June 02, 2017
Y'know how your not allowed to say Gay Porn on here?
What if you were allowed to say Gay either?
How fruked up would that be?
What if you were allowed to say Gay either?
How fruked up would that be?
on June 02, 2017
on June 02, 2017
World: Being gay is looked very down upon like...nearly everywhere
Me: I shall gay everywhere then
Me: I shall gay everywhere then
on June 02, 2017
Guys Killing Stalking was updated and.....omfa
I was not prepared for that
I was not prepared for that
on June 01, 2017
That moment when your Hetalian squad broke up
on June 01, 2017
Suffer
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http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/39100000/024d792dacbf166a12eaac818c631f4a-jungkook-bts-39180011-245-335.gif
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/7b/78/9e/7b789eb0760376d194df78ce27633d1a.jpg
https://s3.favim.com/orig/160108/bts-color-cute-dance-Favim.com-3855683.jpg
http://p3.i.ntere.st/40072927e3f55df347be8f8097242380_480.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/81/a9/f9/81a9f909f22689c6f2db9dfdbc3f8810.jpg See More
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7dZjiFjYf0
http://i1309.photobucket.com/albums/s626/mrseobieiha/large_zpsbcab39be.png
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/39100000/024d792dacbf166a12eaac818c631f4a-jungkook-bts-39180011-245-335.gif
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/7b/78/9e/7b789eb0760376d194df78ce27633d1a.jpg
https://s3.favim.com/orig/160108/bts-color-cute-dance-Favim.com-3855683.jpg
http://p3.i.ntere.st/40072927e3f55df347be8f8097242380_480.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/81/a9/f9/81a9f909f22689c6f2db9dfdbc3f8810.jpg See More
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7dZjiFjYf0
on June 01, 2017
That moment when you pour a Taki bag in your mouth and get a bit of the red shit in your eye
on June 01, 2017
Once, North and South tried to open a little food shop, has a little of everything...they quit a week later because of this:
Scotland: Awrite, I'd loch tae order some scran fur takeaway. I'll hae a scuttle shots ay curry wi' pita breed an' chookie salsa..
South: *stops rolling out dough*...what?
North: *takes the phone* Yes how can I help you?
Ireland: Gimme that..*takes the phone* ..yeah can oi git a feckin uhh...spuds an' cabbage? An' an order av soda bread.
North:.............*slowly See More hangs up*
Scotland: Awrite, I'd loch tae order some scran fur takeaway. I'll hae a scuttle shots ay curry wi' pita breed an' chookie salsa..
South: *stops rolling out dough*...what?
North: *takes the phone* Yes how can I help you?
Ireland: Gimme that..*takes the phone* ..yeah can oi git a feckin uhh...spuds an' cabbage? An' an order av soda bread.
North:.............*slowly See More hangs up*
on June 01, 2017
North: I'm gonna drink citric acid
South: No
North:...fine
South: Goo-
North: *drinks battery acid*
South: No
North:...fine
South: Goo-
North: *drinks battery acid*
on June 01, 2017
If I ever get a dog, I really really want a Husky German Shepherd mix
Like
Badly
Like
Badly
on June 01, 2017