simple_sheep - Page 117

World: Being gay is looked very down upon like...nearly everywhere
Me: I shall gay everywhere then

Guys Killing Stalking was updated and.....omfa
I was not prepared for that

That moment when your Hetalian squad broke up

Suffer
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That moment when you pour a Taki bag in your mouth and get a bit of the red shit in your eye

Once, North and South tried to open a little food shop, has a little of everything...they quit a week later because of this:
Scotland: Awrite, I'd loch tae order some scran fur takeaway. I'll hae a scuttle shots ay curry wi' pita breed an' chookie salsa..
South: *stops rolling out dough*...what?
North: *takes the phone* Yes how can I help you?
Ireland: Gimme that..*takes the phone* ..yeah can oi git a feckin uhh...spuds an' cabbage? An' an order av soda bread.
North:.............*slowly See More hangs up*

North: I'm gonna drink citric acid
South: No
North:...fine
South: Goo-
North: *drinks battery acid*

Imma slut for accents

I had two small pieces of bread for breakfast

If I ever get a dog, I really really want a Husky German Shepherd mix
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Today is the day that I answer every question with the word "Doitsu"

North and South: *stumbles into the castle*
Neverland: Are you guys drunk?
North: I don't know, are we? Is it possible to be drunk? What if this is our normal state, and when were sober, that's us being drunk?
South: WHOOOOOOOOO I TOTALLY KICKED THAT BITCHES AAAAASSSSS
Neverland:....how much did you drink?
North: How much did we drink? Can you drink-
South: Three See More
Neverland: Only three!? You guys got drunk off of three drinks!?
North: Stores

When you watch your friend leave a fandom you both were in
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When you accept the fact that they left
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The less friends you have
The more cake you get at your birthday

DID U GET LIL SUSHI THE CAT?!

North: I learned almost every language
South: I know three, English, Sarcasm, and Bitch-ian
North: Shit fam you win

Remember when we were at a pool party and we slapped the hell outta our thighs because they made a funny noise?