Give me a joke and I will rate it 1-10
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Why does Santa never had any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.
on June 21, 2021
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Ok kinda a dark joke but I got kicked out of the COVID-19 hospital for saying keep positive ???
on March 05, 2021
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what did the plate say to his girlfriend?
don't worry babe, dinners on me
don't worry babe, dinners on me
on March 05, 2021
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I met a guy in a wheelchair with a disease when I went to the shops we were talking about how Black Lives Matter I said we need to make a stand and then realised? he said I’m good at stand up comedy
on March 05, 2021
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So a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a free drink. The bartender said. "Only if you can tell me a multi-meta joke" so the guy says. "So a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a free drink. The bartender said. "Only if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says. "So a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a free drink. The bartender said. "Only if you can tell me a joke." So the guy says. "Okay so, a guy walks into a bar and asks for See More▼ a free drink. And the bartender says "here you go" so he gives the guy a drink." so he gives the guy a drink." so he gives the guy a drink." so he gives the guy a drink.
7/10 (it was confusing as hell)
on March 05, 2021
on March 05, 2021
