What are some of the weirdest things on your bucket list?

1. Run through the white house naked, with my body painted purple, unicorn horn, tail, and horse hoof shoes.
2. Fill a car full of cereal
3. Make a fort out of bread
4. Have sex in the bread fort

After I die I want my body to be cremated and have my ashes put in the queen of England's salt and pepper shakers. So she will eat my ashes with her meals.