Mine was:
Girl: you suck
Me: OMGOSH you're mom told you didn't she!? She promised me she wouldn't tell you what we did last night!"
Girl: you're disgusting
Me: that's not what your mom said last night
Girl: go kill yourself
...
1. Run through the white house naked, with my body painted purple, unicorn horn, tail, and horse hoof shoes.
2. Fill a car full of cereal
3. Make a fort out of bread
4. Have sex in the bread fort
After I die I want my body...
What if each vagina was different, and had a different design. And so did each penis. And only a certain penis could fit in a certain vagina. That would stop so many issues in this world.