What is the best reply you've used when someone said "you suck"?

Mine was:
Girl: you suck
Me: OMGOSH you're mom told you didn't she!? She promised me she wouldn't tell you what we did last night!"
Girl: you're disgusting
Me: that's not what your mom said last night
Girl: go kill yourself
Me: but then who would f*ck ur mom
The girl just turned around in her seat LMAO

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averageschoolgirl
"You suck"
Me; Well at least I suck in style (kill me now, this was a terrible comeback ;-; )
katherine3110hun1
Lol I actually laughed a little when I read that
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shygirl23
Whoever: u suck
Me: so what?
Whoever: I said u suck
Me: I just suck. At least I'm not a jerk like u...*turns around and puts up hoodie and take out earphones*
Don't push me to my limits people, seriously.
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EclipsedWolf13
(If i were a savage):
Whoever:You suck
Me:And?
Whoever:I said 'You suck'
Me (Sighs):Look if youre trying to get me to do your job,give up now.I dont care how much YOU suck at it,just figure your problems out by yourself,i got better things to do than watch you cry a river about your inability to do things right
Whoever:. . .
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ChocolerryPOP
"You suck"
Me: You suck at life
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CaptainBandwidth
Them: you suck!
Me: you swallow
CaptainBandwidth
*mic drop*
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katherine3110hun1
Lol my mom is really inappropriate and makes alot of dirty jokes. So she probably would've said she swallows also
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CaptainBandwidth
I told that to my sister in the most monotone voice. She got SO offended and my mom looked at us confused beyond belief. I couldn't help but laugh.
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katherine3110hun1
XDXD I usually say the opposite "I also swallow" but I was grumpy when that girl told me I suck
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