What would you respond with if Gordan Ramsay slapped two pieces of bread to your ears and yelled 'WHAT ARE YOU?!'?

What would you respond with if Gordan Ramsay slapped two pieces of bread to your ears and yelled 'WHAT ARE YOU?!'?

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fallflat.humour
I’d turn to him, watery eyes deep with contempt and a slight sense of what may be dread. It fades away as quickly as it came, a smile upturning my cheeks. I deftly grab the pieces of bread from his hands and slam them onto his cheeks at full force.

With a dull, slow click of my tongue, I softly respond with “no.. no you.” I watch smugly as the words click for the pasty, sturdy man, and his expression falls, jaw loosening and eyes misting over. He lets out a muttered string of See More▼
fallflat.humour
-what the fuckk did I just make
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I_Will_Not_Stop_Using_Cursewords
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miragyeomie
Grilled sandwich because I'm hot
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I_Will_Not_Stop_Using_Cursewords
I'd poke out his eyes.
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Galactic.Neko
Honestly Id say something stupid like "Your mom" or "Donald Trump" because I am an idiot (~‾▿‾ )~
on January 08
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glitcheskillingtime
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Mina_Ashido
AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH!! (I love those )
on January 07
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eedenVertigo
"damn right im a snack"
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Queenofshadows
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Gordan Ramsay: *holding bread to my ears* WHAT ARE YOU?!

Me, suppressing a laugh: NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA NíGGA, I'M 100% NíGGA
on January 07
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Alpha_Wolf_Cosmo
yell back "GET OFF ME B!TCH!"
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Sasuke.Uchiha
IM A GAY SANDWICH!!!
on January 10
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Alpha_Wolf_Cosmo
IM A BANANA!!!
bring back that meme pls
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imnotsa
hooman
on January 10
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