drop the most horrible embarrassing awful pet names ever

i’m talking like, painfully cringey, sickening, “i would rather bash my head into a concrete wall that for someone to call me this in public” nicknames. these will be used maliciously

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SimmyJimmy
my friend named their dog 'brick' .-.
davyjonesbathwater
this was actually about pet names to call a lover but thanks, i’ll call him brick and see how he reacts
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on June 27
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catgirl
schnookums pookie bear oingy boingy poo
davyjonesbathwater
that’s awful
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somethinggay
boo boo bear
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on June 29
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bussy
heard smoogy bear once
davyjonesbathwater
stealing this
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Rosie_rikku
Call me kitty and we’re fighting fr
davyjonesbathwater
he calls himself a catboy i don’t think he’d care
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somethinggay
Baby girl.
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sapphirethehedgehog
“Puppy” 😬
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The.Ice.Is.Melting
Wow wow wubbzy pie
Choccy snickerdoodle
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caligulasAquarium0
heard shmoopie once
davyjonesbathwater
NAH IM STEALING THIS ONE
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