What fictional characters would you date and screw?

What fictional characters would you date and screw?

I'd date Augustus Waters
I'd screw Christian Grey

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honeymomo
I would date Shrek and screw Barry Bee Benson
Ducki
u wouldnt screw shrek?? ://///// ogre discrimination
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katherine3110hun1
Oh okay never mind then.
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on November 28, 2016
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honeymomo
damn well English isn't my first language so
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on November 28, 2016
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katherine3110hun1
I can't take offense to you calling me dumb, considering you made a grammatic error while insulting me.
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honeymomo
Well now we can see your the dumb person here for believing everything I said
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katherine3110hun1
I just figured you were really a dumb person. I don't mean that rudely. I would've thought that about anyone in this situation.
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honeymomo
UR HARD :0
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Ducki
im sorry but im laughing really hard at all this
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on November 28, 2016
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honeymomo
Um because literally anything I said made no sense nor did it correlate?
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katherine3110hun1
And how exactly was I supposed to know you were joking. You gave no signals or signs that you were joking.
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honeymomo
I mean I was joking around
Any idiot could tell
That's why I asked if you were actually retarded bc you were taking me seriously for so long
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katherine3110hun1
Um no I'm not. Are you, because you keep claiming bullshit claims and somewhere getting messed up ideas about who I am and you keep saying I say certain things but I don't.
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honeymomo
wow are you actually retarded
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katherine3110hun1
I bully bullies. In 10 years of being bullied I have learned that the best way to deal with a bully is to bully them back, worse. And I'm not the only one bullying in this conversation.
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honeymomo
you claim in ur bio that u hate bullies but ur bullying me right now ;( I'm crying irl
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katherine3110hun1
No I didn't. I didn't even know you were gay. I support gays 100%. And gay means you like the same gender. So seriously stop being so ridiculous and learn what words mean before you use them.
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honeymomo
Exactly u insulted me cause I'm gay
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katherine3110hun1
No it doesn't. Race is a skin color. I
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honeymomo
It has everything to do with race you meanie :((
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katherine3110hun1
No it's not. I didn't say anything about races. This has nothing to do with races.
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honeymomo
that's racist
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katherine3110hun1
No I didn't know that and I don't believe it either. And I can't not be triggering to you because you take everything personal and everything triggers you.
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honeymomo
well ur being triggering don't u know I tried to kill my self 420 times before
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katherine3110hun1
That doesn't mean he can make me go to court. Does your dad know that you're telling people online that you have a hairy big 9 inch penis? So if you're going to report me just do it already but make sure to mention what you said.
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honeymomo
Yeah my dad works 4 qfeast cockblock
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katherine3110hun1
I'm obviously not going to court. I didn't do anything illegal. Also you clearly have no idea how hard it is to find someone online. Also the first half of your comment was worded weird and I didn't understand it.
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honeymomo
I only seven u fuuck see u in court @katherine3110hun1
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katherine3110hun1
I wasn't being triggering until that last comment. I have a limit for people who take everything person and u reached that limit. And go ahead and tell on me. But just make sure to include the fact that you posted a really innapropriate comment about your penis on Qfeast.
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honeymomo
STOP BEING TRIGGERING AND A CYBERBULLY OR IM GONNA SNITCH @katherine3110hun1
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katherine3110hun1
No I didn't say that only guys have dicks. I said that I don't have one because I'm a girl. There's a difference. I support mix genders 100%. So stop taking everything I say so personal and stop assuming that I meant it rudely. Also tmi. I don't want to know about ur dick or any dick for that matter. So please have some damn decency and don't go blurting it out See More▼
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honeymomo
SO UR SAYING ONLY BOYS HAVE DICKS
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A DEMIGENDER ANTI GIRL AND I HAVE A BIG FAT HAIRY NINE INCH DICK
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katherine3110hun1
Um no it's not. I don't have a penis because I'm a girl and so I can't get hard. Only penis' can get hard
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honeymomo
that's sexist #triggered @katherine3110hun1
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on November 27, 2016
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katherine3110hun1
no I'm laughing my ass off so hard right now is what I was saying. I'm a girl I can't get hard.
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honeymomo
ur hard? :0 @katherine3110hun1
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on November 26, 2016
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katherine3110hun1
LMAO SO HARD RN AT THIS CONVERSATION
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Ducki
depreson consuming me :((
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on November 26, 2016
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honeymomo
yah xd
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on November 26, 2016
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Ducki
he... cheated on me? :,O
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on November 26, 2016
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honeymomo
maybe I've already screwed him ooo
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katherine3110hun1
LMAO THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!! :D
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Ducki
if i was older? easy.
-teddy duchamp -stand by me
-chris chambers -stand by me
-two-bit mathews -the outsiders
-dally winston -the outsiders
-johnny cade -the outsiders
-brian johnson -the breakfast club See More▼
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ChocolerryPOP
Wouldn't screw no one and the fictional date thing classified
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breann.west.5
I'm not old enough for the second one.
But I'd be happy to be with Link.
on November 25, 2016
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