Wondering Some Funny Jokes

Just Comment Your Best Joke...And If I Laugh..Ill Follow You

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SmeeHooks
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a Shitzu!
MischiefManaged
I love that one
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on February 18, 2014
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Animals4013
Oh..Yah..See It Know..Lol:0
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on November 11, 2013
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SmeeHooks
Hey, Animal. Think of how Shih Tzu is pronounced then re-read the joke again, I understand it is hard to get at first but I thought it was pretty funny in the end. Hopefully this helps you grasp it a little more.
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on November 06, 2013
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SmeeHooks
Shih Tzu are awesome! Great name!
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on November 06, 2013
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Animals4013
I Don't Get It...
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on November 04, 2013
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hesitantalien
OMG I HAVE A SHIH TZU! HIS NAME IS BOBBY!
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on November 04, 2013
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on November 01, 2013
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Bmac99
Do you wanna hear a pizza joke?
Na. It's too cheesy.
Bmac99
Another one of my favorites:
A penguin walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what will it be?" And the penguin doesn't say anything...because it's a penguin.
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on November 05, 2013
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Animals4013
HAHA
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on November 04, 2013
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Mikaela.Hyakuya
on November 01, 2013
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on October 31, 2013
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Whisker_Queer
Two chemists walk into a bar, one says, "I'll have some H2O, the second one says, I'll have some H2O too! The second one dies.
Whisker_Queer
He drank HYDROGEN PEROXIDE HAHAHAAH
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on May 25, 2015
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
I am not very talented, but there is one thing I can do with my eyes closed! Sleep.
Animals4013
Okay...................................................
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on October 09, 2014
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RosenEliza
Dude I found fifty bucks! Then I ate it.
Animals4013
lol
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on November 18, 2013
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on November 17, 2013
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Animals4013
OMG..So Sad
Animals4013
Lol..Its Cool..Im Not Upset..Just That The Story Was Sad
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on November 12, 2013
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on November 11, 2013
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