The meanest insult you can come up with that DOESNT involve swearing.

The best I made is
Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant
Yes, it’s a mouthful, but it’s also bafflingly offensive. Your victim will open their mouth to retort out of reflex, but then realize they have no idea what you said. “I’m a what?” they’ll say, as you just smirk and walk on by. Plus, this insult has nice sharp consonant sounds—a key component to any good curse.

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CrazyFish
Are your maladjusted antisocial tendencies the product of your berserk pituitary gland? or you are a gluteus maximus-faced mustard brain!
on May 04, 2014
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Reploid_Zero
Here's what I'd say, "Oh yeah? My C compiler does better than that and you look like a rusty circuit board." That's What I'd say if someone said something mean to me. I'd also say quit acting like a con-script(Bad piece of programing). No offense, just something I'd say. No hard feelings...right?
Reploid_Zero
Right! Scaring them with my geekness!
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on October 03, 2013
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KitNip
i like it!
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on October 03, 2013
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on October 02, 2013
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KitNip
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse (Thanx Lucy 4 cming up with that because lois tomi said it Cx )
on October 01, 2013
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potterpox
Oger Boogies
KitNip
Sorry, I didnt mean that about you
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on October 01, 2013
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KitNip
How long did it take you to come up with that one?
I bet you were up all night trying to come up that one.
Were you held back a grade? Two?
What kind of car do you drive, a short bus?
THE SHORT BUS HAS ARRIVED! Where's your helmet? See More▼
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on October 01, 2013
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on September 30, 2013
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killedbythesketchbook
You snot faced winkle botherer!!!!
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on September 30, 2013
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KitNip
lolol XD
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on September 30, 2013
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potterpox
voldemorts fingernails has to be the one
KitNip
harry potter
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on October 01, 2013
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potterpox
:3
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on September 30, 2013
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killedbythesketchbook
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VOLDEMORT IS SO FUNNEH
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on September 30, 2013
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KitNip
lol these are soooo creative!
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on September 29, 2013
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ChokolatLover
A puny chicken of a man and snot face
ChokolatLover
on September 29, 2013
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KitNip
lol good one, I'll be sure to use that on my brother
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on September 29, 2013
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on September 29, 2013
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KitNip
I ment meanest
on September 29, 2013
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