What's Your Favorite Roast?

You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory..

Were you born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

I'd call you a pig but that would be offensive to pigs.

I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.

If I had A face like yours I'd sue my parents.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.