You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory..
Were you born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
I'd call you a pig but that would be offensive to pigs.
I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
If I had A face like yours I'd sue my parents.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.
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