Do you think Santa Claus is a stalker?.... I mean come on "he sees you when your sleeping"

Do you think Santa Claus is a stalker?.... I mean come on "he sees you when your sleeping"

Yes
76.7%
115 votes
Yes
No
23.3%
35 votes
No
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Comments (34)

Glutin_The_Yokai
102 votes for yes!
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on December 23, 2015
Insane_feline
Santa is a creepo!
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on November 10, 2015
Intense_Fire
he would if he was real
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on October 14, 2015
WolfbourneTheFirst
I like that for the picture you used Daniel Bryan stuff.
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on August 29, 2015
ScourgeRulesWantToBeMates
YEAH HE IS!!! SANTA, DUNT WATCH ME ALL THE TIME!!!!
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mikus_chibi_neko
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on September 20, 2015
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on August 09, 2015
PresidentMadoka
He would be... if he was real.
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on August 07, 2015
AwesomeGirl123
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on May 18, 2015
Maya_swan
YES! he even watches you when you take.....a shower!!!!
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Salty_Cupcake
Creepy
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on June 28, 2015
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on May 11, 2015
Boymeetsworldfreak
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on March 21, 2015
TheSortingHat
If santa looking at you while you sleep is creepy, how is Edward from twilight watching Bella as she sleeps in any way normal?!
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sleepysuga
Man, don't go dissing my Twilight.
That is kinda creepy, though.
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on June 15, 2015
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on July 16, 2014
kittygirl4133
no its good he sees u cus if he sees u bein good u get more and better presents, and your most likely going to get the ones u asked for
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on July 04, 2014
Cece_souldja_bowe
He comes in ur house and drops his sack
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on May 22, 2014
EverymanHABIT
Lol, yes, and that reminds me of Taylor and I at my 5th grade school play. STORY TIME! GATHER 'ROUND CHILDREN!

Okay okay. So we were rehearsing the play. We sat down to take a break and Taylor said, "You know, I just noticed this." I asked, "Notice what?" He said, "Santa Clause is a stalker. I mean, he sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake." See More▼
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on April 15, 2014
Vanessa_the_dark
ok....i liked santa when i was little but...now i just think hes sorta...creepy i mean i know he gave me a flatscreen tv for free but....honestly it is a little creepy how hes a immortal old man who knows when every child in the world is asleep and is awake its creepy O.O
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on April 02, 2014
tuhina
uh, yeah. shouldn't he wear black or something?
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on March 24, 2014
beeesafe
No
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on March 08, 2014
DJepic
Daniel Bryan!
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on March 03, 2014
Elleyd
omg there are 47 people who agree with me!!! he totally creeps me out now that im older.... im sorry younger people but some of his traits are creeeepy
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on February 16, 2014
Echo101
I just clicked the Daniel Bryan one. YES! YES! YES!
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on February 08, 2014
Josieposie
I call him Pedro crawls or raper clawls
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on January 21, 2014
Celest_Stories
Provided by the National Pewds Association
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on January 15, 2014
Celest_Stories
Pedo Bear, turning childhood memories into stalker realizations since who knows when. XE
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on January 15, 2014
thatsssanicequizzzyouhavethere
An old guy who watches you constantly, even when you sleep, to make sure you live up to his standards so he can break into your house and give you toys made by his slave elfs.

Sounds creepy O_o
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on December 21, 2013
Kisume
STALKER ALERT
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on December 09, 2013
Pretzles1
I'm wide awake come near me and I'll smash your head with a preset old wrinkly creepy man O_O I'm wide awake
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TheSortingHat
hahaha! I agree!
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on July 16, 2014
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on December 08, 2013
peace_out
He can't be a stalker its impossible he doesn't exist..... Unless you exist, you can't really be a stalker........
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on November 22, 2013
LilGangstaQuinn
duh he's stalker!
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on November 08, 2013
vintagebird
Totally! (If he existed) the other day I was actually saying to my mom how "Santa Clause is coming to town" is a creepy song about a pedo/stalker
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on November 08, 2013
Writerunner
Haha! I dunno. I hit yes 2 b funny.
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on November 08, 2013
Akane
lol i never thought of that before!!! but don't worry ever since Santa saw me drooling and talking nonsense while dreaming.. he leaves the gifts in the living room
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on November 05, 2013