If you were a fruit, which of these would you rather be?

If you were a fruit, which of these would you rather be?

Apple Apple
12.5%
5 votes
Orange Orange
15%
6 votes
Peach Peach
22.5%
9 votes
Mango Mango
15%
6 votes
Pineapple Pineapple
10%
4 votes
Coconut Coconut
15%
6 votes
Plum Plum
10%
4 votes
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Comments (18)

DeadPunkette
The one nobody eats because it looks deformed...

No, a pineapple. If they try to eat me, I can always post them and cut the insides of their mouths.
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AlterEgo
Beautiful.
But all fruits are worth eating, even the deformed ones. The fruits to be looked out for are the ones rotten or with parasites on the inside. : )
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AlterEgo
It is pointless, in a way, but it's also not.
Partially depends if people want to have a positive or negative outlook.
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on March 31, 2015
DeadPunkette
Agreed. But a month later, a squirrel had died...it's an endless cycle. Life>Death>Repeat. I'm starting to think it's pointless...
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on March 31, 2015
AlterEgo
A realy touching story, even if its a little gruesome. There are important lessons to be learned from nature.
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on March 31, 2015
DeadPunkette
Now don't forgot I was on the verge of throwing up, but seeing them wriggling about back to the body brought tears to my eyes. And yes, I did cry about maggots. It was wonderful though. I never seen so many pale-looking creatures rolling around. The next day, the body was gone and they had left. I was a bit disappointed.
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on March 31, 2015
AlterEgo
What I wonder is who first thought of maggot treatment...

Considerate of you to the bird, but eew, maggots. Still, I'm glad that you found beauty in the shower of fly larvae. Most people I know and don't know alike would be intensely grossed out and disturbed, not even bothering to appreciate it.
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on March 31, 2015
DeadPunkette
That's smart...but it'd be gross to put a maggot inside of you. *shudders* Nature is cruel.

I nearly vomitted because in the 5th grade, there was a baby bird on the side of the road near our school who has died. I kicked it onto the grass so it could decompose properly (since it was on the concrete), and maggots flew everywhere. I didn't even kick it that hard. See More▼
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on March 31, 2015
AlterEgo
Maggots are also interesting in that they are used to clean out wounds sometimes.
If a cut or gouge is infected, maggots may be put in the injured area to devour and rid of the bad flesh.
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on March 31, 2015
DeadPunkette
True. And plus, maggots...oh gosh. *nearly barfs*

Anyway, maggots...umm, will eat the rotten fruit slowly. Yeck.
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on March 31, 2015
CrystalWings
Coconut , beach type :3
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on August 26, 2014
JeweledOwl812
A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA XD
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on July 23, 2014
ZoeTheEevee4444
Coconut!
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on April 18, 2014
beeesafe
Plum.
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on April 16, 2014
SC_Q.13
PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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on April 08, 2014
spartacus1snip
PEACHES!!!
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on March 08, 2014
madison1
Mango I like mangos they are yummy
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on January 07, 2014
GlitterGirl33
Coconut! Good luck!
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on January 07, 2014