2:AM Thoughts

You know those random, stupid, sometimes groundbreaking thoughts that pop into your mind when you’re super tired? Share them here.

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There’s no way I’m staying up til 2am to write 1 post
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10 days ago
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Got anxiety at 2 am thinking of my Mom slapping me 😰😭😨
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King_of_Derps
Wow
9 days ago
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10 days ago
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hey vsauce micheal here
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10 days ago
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"Patience itself is impatient to be felt." Cuz everyone's always telling you te be patient, but patience itself is not patient. Patience demands to be.

I'm not exactly sure if you can "feel" patience, but you know what I mean 👌
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11 days ago
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i thought about how all this speed racer stuff kinda clicked
like, i had the car and i didn't know how old i was when i had it.
the movie came out when i was 3yrs old.
at the time, there could've been toys for the movie.
it's likely that my mother, with her gigantic car collection, bought the hotwheels car and i got it because i liked it more than the rest.

now i love the show and jskfk idk it freaked me out when i thought about it.
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11 days ago
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The brain named it self.
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11 days ago
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Just incase ghosts are real ill just stare into a dark spot in the room and whisper "ill rape youuu" and grin i the most dumbest ways......Yeah that'll keep them away
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PrincessLuna1
bitch repellent
11 days ago
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11 days ago
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Do insects breathe? Do they have ears? Do they have hearts?
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PrincessLuna1
do they pee???
do they poo????
i want some answers
11 days ago
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What if instead of being me I was Speedoru and I sat at home drawing nsfw and eating Doritos all day

Pfft, I wish, because then I’d be able to draw things very well
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11 days ago
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What if instead of Final Fantasy it was just Nolly dressing up as as much characters as he can and doing a one man play
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11 days ago
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It's 2AM thoughts for y'all while it's 2;00 pm thoughts here
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11 days ago
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do crabs think fish can fly
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PrincessLuna1
woah...
11 days ago
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11 days ago
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You were once Pi years old
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11 days ago
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Jesus is basically a Hebrew variation of the name “Joshua”
Christ means anointed
Jesus can be easily translated into “Oily Josh”
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11 days ago
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i’ve been watching glee for three hours and i’m still not musically talented
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11 days ago
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Bat’s wings are basically just weird hands connected by flaps of skin. They fly via jazz hands
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PrincessLuna1
this sounds familiar
11 days ago
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If Nia’s actual last name was LaBeada, his mom would be named “Anita LaBeada”
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