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here are some pick up lines that i know! hope you can share some that you know
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19. They Say Disneyland Is The Happiest Place On Earth. Well Apparently, No One Has Ever Been Standing Next To You.
20. Even If There Was No Gravity On Planet Earth, I Would Still Fall For You.
21. The Sparkle In Your Eyes Is So Bright, The Sun Must Be Jealous.
22. On A Scale Of 1 To 10, You’re A 9. I’m The 1 You Need.
23. Are You The Moon? Because Even When It’s Dark, You Still Seem To Shine.
24. Well, Here I Am. What Are Your Other Two Wishes?
25. Are You A Dictionary? ‘Cause See More▼ You’re Adding Meaning To My Life.
20. Even If There Was No Gravity On Planet Earth, I Would Still Fall For You.
21. The Sparkle In Your Eyes Is So Bright, The Sun Must Be Jealous.
22. On A Scale Of 1 To 10, You’re A 9. I’m The 1 You Need.
23. Are You The Moon? Because Even When It’s Dark, You Still Seem To Shine.
24. Well, Here I Am. What Are Your Other Two Wishes?
25. Are You A Dictionary? ‘Cause See More▼ You’re Adding Meaning To My Life.
on May 21, 2021
1. Can I Tie Your Shoes? Cause I Don’t Want You To Fall For Someone Else.
2. It’s A Good Thing I Have My Library Card, Because I’m Totally Checking You Out.
3. I Was Wondering If You’re An Artist Because You Were So Good At Drawing Me In.
4. I’m Not Drunk, I’m Just Intoxicated By YOU.
5. You May Fall From The Sky, You May Fall From A Tree, But The Best Way To Fall… Is In Love With Me.
6. Roses Are Red, I Have A Crush, Whenever I’m Around You, All I Do Is Blush.
7. Forget About See More▼ Spiderman, Superman, And Batman. I’ll Be Your Man.
8. There Isn’t A Word In The Dictionary For How Good You Look.
9. My Buddies Bet Me That I Wouldn’t Be Able To Start A Conversation With The Most Beautiful Girl In The Bar. Wanna Buy Some Drinks With Their Money?
10. Excuse Me, May I Sit Here For A Moment To Recuperate From Falling For You?
11. It’s A Good Thing I Wore Gloves Today. Otherwise, You’d Be Too Hot To Handle.
12. Do You Know What My Shirt Is Made Of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend Material?
13. I’m Not A Photographer, But I Can Picture Me And You Together.
14. I’m Going To The Optometrist To Get My Eyes Checked. For Some Reason, I Can’t Take Them Off Of You.
15. Wouldn’t We Look Good On A Wedding Cake Together?
17. We’re Not Socks, But I Think We’d Make A Great Pair.
18. Call Me Q Because I Need U Next To Me At All Times.
2. It’s A Good Thing I Have My Library Card, Because I’m Totally Checking You Out.
3. I Was Wondering If You’re An Artist Because You Were So Good At Drawing Me In.
4. I’m Not Drunk, I’m Just Intoxicated By YOU.
5. You May Fall From The Sky, You May Fall From A Tree, But The Best Way To Fall… Is In Love With Me.
6. Roses Are Red, I Have A Crush, Whenever I’m Around You, All I Do Is Blush.
7. Forget About See More▼ Spiderman, Superman, And Batman. I’ll Be Your Man.
8. There Isn’t A Word In The Dictionary For How Good You Look.
9. My Buddies Bet Me That I Wouldn’t Be Able To Start A Conversation With The Most Beautiful Girl In The Bar. Wanna Buy Some Drinks With Their Money?
10. Excuse Me, May I Sit Here For A Moment To Recuperate From Falling For You?
11. It’s A Good Thing I Wore Gloves Today. Otherwise, You’d Be Too Hot To Handle.
12. Do You Know What My Shirt Is Made Of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend Material?
13. I’m Not A Photographer, But I Can Picture Me And You Together.
14. I’m Going To The Optometrist To Get My Eyes Checked. For Some Reason, I Can’t Take Them Off Of You.
15. Wouldn’t We Look Good On A Wedding Cake Together?
17. We’re Not Socks, But I Think We’d Make A Great Pair.
18. Call Me Q Because I Need U Next To Me At All Times.
on May 21, 2021
Of All Your Curves, Your Smile Is My Favorite.
Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears!
Hey, You’re Pretty And I’m Cute. Together We’d Be Pretty Cute.
What’s A Smart, Attractive Man Like Myself Doing Without Your Phone Number?
I Would Say God Bless You, But It Looks Like He Already Did.
If I Had A Star For Every Time You Brightened My Day, I Would Be Holding A Galaxy.
You’re So Gorgeous That You Made Me Forget My Good Pickup Line. See More▼
Are You A Book? Because I Really Want To Know Your Story.
Are You At The Bottom Of My Laptop? Because You’re Hot And I’m Getting Nervous.
Do You Like Nintendo? Cause Wii Would Look Good Together.
On A Scale From 1 To America, How Free Are You Tonight?
Is That The Sun Coming Up Or Is That Just You Lightening Up My World?
Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears!
Hey, You’re Pretty And I’m Cute. Together We’d Be Pretty Cute.
What’s A Smart, Attractive Man Like Myself Doing Without Your Phone Number?
I Would Say God Bless You, But It Looks Like He Already Did.
If I Had A Star For Every Time You Brightened My Day, I Would Be Holding A Galaxy.
You’re So Gorgeous That You Made Me Forget My Good Pickup Line. See More▼
Are You A Book? Because I Really Want To Know Your Story.
Are You At The Bottom Of My Laptop? Because You’re Hot And I’m Getting Nervous.
Do You Like Nintendo? Cause Wii Would Look Good Together.
On A Scale From 1 To America, How Free Are You Tonight?
Is That The Sun Coming Up Or Is That Just You Lightening Up My World?
on May 21, 2021
1. I Know You Like Adding Numbers, So Could You Please Add Yours To My Contacts?
2. My Love For You Is Like A Concave Up Function Because It Is Always Increasing.
3. If I Were A Function You Would Be My Asymptote – I Always Tend Towards You.
4. If You Were Sin^2x And I Was Cos^2x, Then Together We’d Make One.
5. I Have Heard From Your Friends That You Like Math, So What Would Be The Sum Of U Plus Me?
6. Are You A Square? ‘Cause You Got All The Right Angles.
7. You Fascinate Me See More▼ More Than The Fundamental Theorem Of Calculus.
8. My Love For You Is Like A Fractal – It Goes On Forever.
9. I Wish I Can Be Like Problems In Mathematics Which You Give A Lot Of Your Time Just To Answer.
10. You Make My Heart Beat Faster Like An Airplane Going 200 Miles Per Hour.
11. Hey Girl… Can I Call-Cu-Later?
12. If Four Plus Four Equals Eight, Then I Plus You Equals Fate.
13. Baby, You Are Like A Student And I Am A Math Book, You Solve All My Problems.
14. How Can I Know So Many Hundreds Of Digits Of Pi And Not The Digits Of Your Phone Number?
15. I Heard You Like Fractions, So Will You Let Me Be Your Other Half?
16. Are You A Bank Loan? Because You Have All My Interest.
17. Baby, You’re A 9.999999999…But You’d Be A 10 If You Were With Me.
18. Your Beauty Cannot Be Spanned By A Finite Basis Of Vectors.
2. My Love For You Is Like A Concave Up Function Because It Is Always Increasing.
3. If I Were A Function You Would Be My Asymptote – I Always Tend Towards You.
4. If You Were Sin^2x And I Was Cos^2x, Then Together We’d Make One.
5. I Have Heard From Your Friends That You Like Math, So What Would Be The Sum Of U Plus Me?
6. Are You A Square? ‘Cause You Got All The Right Angles.
7. You Fascinate Me See More▼ More Than The Fundamental Theorem Of Calculus.
8. My Love For You Is Like A Fractal – It Goes On Forever.
9. I Wish I Can Be Like Problems In Mathematics Which You Give A Lot Of Your Time Just To Answer.
10. You Make My Heart Beat Faster Like An Airplane Going 200 Miles Per Hour.
11. Hey Girl… Can I Call-Cu-Later?
12. If Four Plus Four Equals Eight, Then I Plus You Equals Fate.
13. Baby, You Are Like A Student And I Am A Math Book, You Solve All My Problems.
14. How Can I Know So Many Hundreds Of Digits Of Pi And Not The Digits Of Your Phone Number?
15. I Heard You Like Fractions, So Will You Let Me Be Your Other Half?
16. Are You A Bank Loan? Because You Have All My Interest.
17. Baby, You’re A 9.999999999…But You’d Be A 10 If You Were With Me.
18. Your Beauty Cannot Be Spanned By A Finite Basis Of Vectors.
on May 21, 2021
69. You Shouldn’t Wear Makeup. It’s Messing With Perfection!
70. Are You A Banana? Because I Find You A-Peeling
71. I Hope You Know CPR, Because You Are Taking My Breath Away!
72. Is Your Name Ariel? Cause We Mermaid For Ea-Ch Other!
73. I Must Be In A Museum, Because You Truly Are A Work Of Art.
74. My Lips Are Like Skittles. Wanna Taste The Rainbow?
75. Babe, Your Beauty Makes The Morning Sun Look Like The Dull Glimmer Of The Moon. See More▼
76. Is Your Name Google? Because You’ve Got Everything I’m Searching For.
77. If You Were A Flower You’d Be A Damnnndelion.
78. So Last Night I Was Reading In The Book Of Numbers, I Realize I Don’t Have Yours.
79. Hi I’m Mr Right, Somebody Said You Were Looking For Me?
80. Somebody Call The Cops. It’s Got To Be Illegal To Look That Good.
81. If You Were A Vegetable Would You Be A Cute-Cumber?
82. I’m No Organ Donor But I’d Be Happy To Give You My Heart.
70. Are You A Banana? Because I Find You A-Peeling
71. I Hope You Know CPR, Because You Are Taking My Breath Away!
72. Is Your Name Ariel? Cause We Mermaid For Ea-Ch Other!
73. I Must Be In A Museum, Because You Truly Are A Work Of Art.
74. My Lips Are Like Skittles. Wanna Taste The Rainbow?
75. Babe, Your Beauty Makes The Morning Sun Look Like The Dull Glimmer Of The Moon. See More▼
76. Is Your Name Google? Because You’ve Got Everything I’m Searching For.
77. If You Were A Flower You’d Be A Damnnndelion.
78. So Last Night I Was Reading In The Book Of Numbers, I Realize I Don’t Have Yours.
79. Hi I’m Mr Right, Somebody Said You Were Looking For Me?
80. Somebody Call The Cops. It’s Got To Be Illegal To Look That Good.
81. If You Were A Vegetable Would You Be A Cute-Cumber?
82. I’m No Organ Donor But I’d Be Happy To Give You My Heart.
on May 21, 2021
57. Do You Work At Subway? ‘Cause You Just Gave Me A Foot-Long.
58. I’m Lost. Can You Give Me Directions To Your Heart?
59. Caution: Please Keep Your Distance. I Might Fall… For You
60. If A Star Fell For Every Time I Thought Of You, The Sky Would Be Empty
61. I’ve Fallen For You And I Can’t Get Up.
62. Your Eyes Are So Lovely I Just Keep Getting Lost.
63. I Can Hold My Liquor But Kissing You Would Make Me Weak At The Knees. See More▼
64. I Don’t Really Like Dancing. But I Will Use Any Excuse To Hold Your Gorgeous Hands For Just One Moment.
65. Can I Follow You Home? Because My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
66. This Has Been Running Through My Mind For A While Now, What Is A Star Doing So Close To The Earth?
67. You Should Buy Me A Dictionary, Because Since I Saw You I Ran Out Of Words.
68. I Don’t Have Any Money, But I Want To Spend My Life With You.
58. I’m Lost. Can You Give Me Directions To Your Heart?
59. Caution: Please Keep Your Distance. I Might Fall… For You
60. If A Star Fell For Every Time I Thought Of You, The Sky Would Be Empty
61. I’ve Fallen For You And I Can’t Get Up.
62. Your Eyes Are So Lovely I Just Keep Getting Lost.
63. I Can Hold My Liquor But Kissing You Would Make Me Weak At The Knees. See More▼
64. I Don’t Really Like Dancing. But I Will Use Any Excuse To Hold Your Gorgeous Hands For Just One Moment.
65. Can I Follow You Home? Because My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
66. This Has Been Running Through My Mind For A While Now, What Is A Star Doing So Close To The Earth?
67. You Should Buy Me A Dictionary, Because Since I Saw You I Ran Out Of Words.
68. I Don’t Have Any Money, But I Want To Spend My Life With You.
on May 21, 2021
44. Are You A 90 Degree Angle? Cause You Are Looking Right!
45. There Is Something Wrong With My Phone. Could You Call It For Me To See If It Rings?
46. I’m Going To Bet You $20 You’re Gonna Turn Me Down.
47. I Don’t Have A Library Card But Do You Mind If I Check You Out?
48. Sorry, Were You Talking, Or Was That Really An Angel Voice I Heard?
49. Kissing Burns 6 Calories A Minute. Wanna Workout Together?
51. Was Your Mother A Beaver? ‘Cause Damn! See More▼
52. If You Were A Transformer, You’d Be Optimus Fine.
53. I’ve Lost My Teddy Bear! Can I Sleep With You Instead?
54. You Look Like An Angel That Fell From Heaven And Hit Its Face On The Pavement, Or Maybe There’s Something Wrong With My Eyes.
55. So I Heard You Got The Hots For Me!
56. Hey Baby, Got Any Cavities?
45. There Is Something Wrong With My Phone. Could You Call It For Me To See If It Rings?
46. I’m Going To Bet You $20 You’re Gonna Turn Me Down.
47. I Don’t Have A Library Card But Do You Mind If I Check You Out?
48. Sorry, Were You Talking, Or Was That Really An Angel Voice I Heard?
49. Kissing Burns 6 Calories A Minute. Wanna Workout Together?
51. Was Your Mother A Beaver? ‘Cause Damn! See More▼
52. If You Were A Transformer, You’d Be Optimus Fine.
53. I’ve Lost My Teddy Bear! Can I Sleep With You Instead?
54. You Look Like An Angel That Fell From Heaven And Hit Its Face On The Pavement, Or Maybe There’s Something Wrong With My Eyes.
55. So I Heard You Got The Hots For Me!
56. Hey Baby, Got Any Cavities?
on May 21, 2021
20. I Was So Content With My Life And One Day I Asked God, What Could Be Better Than This? And Then I Met You.
21. “Do You Like Raisins? How Do You Feel About A Date?”
22. You Must Be A Hell Of A Thief Because You Stole My Heart From Across The Room.
23. Excuse Me, I Think You Have Something In Your Eye. Oh Wait, It’s Just A Sparkle.
24. You’re So Hot You Would Make The Devil Sweat.
25. How Come You’re Not On Top Of A Christmas Tree? I Thought That’s Where Angels Belonged.
26. See More▼ Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again?
27. I Didn’t Know That Angels Could Fly So Low!
28. Say, Did We Go To Different Schools Together?
29. If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet, I Would Put ‘U’ And ‘I’ Together.
30. Did You Have Lucky Charms For Breakfast? Because You Look Magically Delicious!”
31. Are You A Campfire? Cause You’re Hot And I’m Going To Want S’more.
32. If You Were A Potato, You’d Be A Really Nice Potato.”
33. Am I Cute Enough Yet? Or Do You Need More To Drink?
34. I’m A Hot Commodity. You’re A Hot Commodity. We Should Go Out.
35. Your Eyes Are Like Limpid Pools Of Primordial Ooze, And I Am The Protozoa That Wish To Swim In Their Depths
36. What’s Your Favorite Silverware?..Because I Like To Spoon!
37. “I’ve Lost That Loving Feeling, Will You Help Me Find It Again?”
38. “Hi I’m Mr. Right, Somebody Said You Were Looking For Me?”
40. Are You An Alien? Because You Just Abducted My Heart.
41. Can I Get Your Picture To Prove To All My Friends That Angels Really Do Exist? Otherwise, They’ll Think There’s Just Something Wrong With My Eyes.
42. Screw Me If I Am Wrong, But Haven’t We Met Before?
43. Are You My Appendix? Because I Have A Funny Feeling In My Stomach That Makes Me Feel Like I Should Take You Out.
21. “Do You Like Raisins? How Do You Feel About A Date?”
22. You Must Be A Hell Of A Thief Because You Stole My Heart From Across The Room.
23. Excuse Me, I Think You Have Something In Your Eye. Oh Wait, It’s Just A Sparkle.
24. You’re So Hot You Would Make The Devil Sweat.
25. How Come You’re Not On Top Of A Christmas Tree? I Thought That’s Where Angels Belonged.
26. See More▼ Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again?
27. I Didn’t Know That Angels Could Fly So Low!
28. Say, Did We Go To Different Schools Together?
29. If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet, I Would Put ‘U’ And ‘I’ Together.
30. Did You Have Lucky Charms For Breakfast? Because You Look Magically Delicious!”
31. Are You A Campfire? Cause You’re Hot And I’m Going To Want S’more.
32. If You Were A Potato, You’d Be A Really Nice Potato.”
33. Am I Cute Enough Yet? Or Do You Need More To Drink?
34. I’m A Hot Commodity. You’re A Hot Commodity. We Should Go Out.
35. Your Eyes Are Like Limpid Pools Of Primordial Ooze, And I Am The Protozoa That Wish To Swim In Their Depths
36. What’s Your Favorite Silverware?..Because I Like To Spoon!
37. “I’ve Lost That Loving Feeling, Will You Help Me Find It Again?”
38. “Hi I’m Mr. Right, Somebody Said You Were Looking For Me?”
40. Are You An Alien? Because You Just Abducted My Heart.
41. Can I Get Your Picture To Prove To All My Friends That Angels Really Do Exist? Otherwise, They’ll Think There’s Just Something Wrong With My Eyes.
42. Screw Me If I Am Wrong, But Haven’t We Met Before?
43. Are You My Appendix? Because I Have A Funny Feeling In My Stomach That Makes Me Feel Like I Should Take You Out.
on May 21, 2021
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[1] You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
[2] They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
[3] I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
[4] Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
[5]vIs your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
[6] Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
[7] I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
[8] Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
[9] Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?
[10] Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
[11] Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
[12] I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
[13] Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
[14] Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
[15] Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
[16] Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
[17] Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
[18] I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
[19] Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
[20] Do I have to sign for your package?
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[1] You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
[2] They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
[3] I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
[4] Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
[5]vIs your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
[6] Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
[7] I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
[8] Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
[9] Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?
[10] Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
[11] Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
[12] I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
[13] Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
[14] Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
[15] Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
[16] Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
[17] Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
[18] I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
[19] Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
[20] Do I have to sign for your package?
on May 21, 2021
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on May 21, 2021
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Are you my homework? Cause I wanna slam you on my table, and do you all night!
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Are you my homework? Cause I wanna slam you on my table, and do you all night!
Google Translate version!!!
You do my homework because I want to throw you on my desk and get you ready for dinner tonight!
You do my homework because I want to throw you on my desk and get you ready for dinner tonight!
on May 21, 2021
on May 21, 2021
1. I Seem To Have Lost My Phone Number. Can I Have Yours?
2. Hello, I’m A Thief, And I’m Here To Steal Your Heart.
3. Your Hand Looks Heavy Can I Hold It For You?
4. Your Lips Look Lonely Would They Like To Meet Mine?
5. Are You The Sun? Because You’re So Beautiful It’s Blinding Me.
6. Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?
7. I’m Sorry, Were You Talking To Me? [No] Well Then, Please Start. See More▼
8. Was Your Dad A Boxer? Because Damn, You’re A Knockout!
9. You’re So Cute It’s Distracting.
10. Do You Have A Map? I’m Getting Lost In Your Eyes.
11. I’m Not A Hoarder But I Really Want To Keep You Forever.
12. You Spend So Much Time Running Through My Mind, I Should Charge You Rent.
13. I Wish I Were Cross-Eyed So I Can See You Twice
14. Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
15. I Want Someone To Look At Me The Way I Look At Chocolate Cake.
16. I Was Blinded By Your Beauty… I’m Going To Need Your Name And Number For Insurance Purposes.
17. Did The Sun Come Out Or Did You Just Smile At Me?
18. You Look So Familiar… Didn’t We Take A Class Together? I Could’ve Sworn We Had Chemistry.
19. I’m Fighting The Urge To Make You The Happiest Woman On Earth Tonight.
2. Hello, I’m A Thief, And I’m Here To Steal Your Heart.
3. Your Hand Looks Heavy Can I Hold It For You?
4. Your Lips Look Lonely Would They Like To Meet Mine?
5. Are You The Sun? Because You’re So Beautiful It’s Blinding Me.
6. Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?
7. I’m Sorry, Were You Talking To Me? [No] Well Then, Please Start. See More▼
8. Was Your Dad A Boxer? Because Damn, You’re A Knockout!
9. You’re So Cute It’s Distracting.
10. Do You Have A Map? I’m Getting Lost In Your Eyes.
11. I’m Not A Hoarder But I Really Want To Keep You Forever.
12. You Spend So Much Time Running Through My Mind, I Should Charge You Rent.
13. I Wish I Were Cross-Eyed So I Can See You Twice
14. Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
15. I Want Someone To Look At Me The Way I Look At Chocolate Cake.
16. I Was Blinded By Your Beauty… I’m Going To Need Your Name And Number For Insurance Purposes.
17. Did The Sun Come Out Or Did You Just Smile At Me?
18. You Look So Familiar… Didn’t We Take A Class Together? I Could’ve Sworn We Had Chemistry.
19. I’m Fighting The Urge To Make You The Happiest Woman On Earth Tonight.
on May 21, 2021
Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
on May 19, 2021
oh dear god- im gonna make a list
is your last name campbell? cause you're mm mm good
do you know what the little mermaid and i have in common? we both wanna be a part of your world
i would take you to the movies, but they say you can't bring your own snacks
are you related to jean-claude van damme? because jean-claud van damme youre hot-
if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable
they say nothing lasts forever. will you be my nothing? See More▼
i hope our love will be like Pi. irrational as shit
you must be made of copper and tellurium, cause youre CuTe
my love for you is like diarrhea. i just cant hold it in
okay ima make another one later but im multitasking rn so yall get a part two owo
is your last name campbell? cause you're mm mm good
do you know what the little mermaid and i have in common? we both wanna be a part of your world
i would take you to the movies, but they say you can't bring your own snacks
are you related to jean-claude van damme? because jean-claud van damme youre hot-
if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable
they say nothing lasts forever. will you be my nothing? See More▼
i hope our love will be like Pi. irrational as shit
you must be made of copper and tellurium, cause youre CuTe
my love for you is like diarrhea. i just cant hold it in
okay ima make another one later but im multitasking rn so yall get a part two owo
on May 19, 2021
*walks over with a lit candle*
Y/N:um...
Oh sorry today's my birthday..I wanted to make my wish-
Y/N:Alright..
*Blows out candle* Damn, my wish came true!
Y/N: It did?What you wish for?
To be here with the most amazing person in the world!
Y/N:um...
Oh sorry today's my birthday..I wanted to make my wish-
Y/N:Alright..
*Blows out candle* Damn, my wish came true!
Y/N: It did?What you wish for?
To be here with the most amazing person in the world!
on May 19, 2021
May I paint you? I'm looking for something beautiful for my painting but all I came across was you
on May 19, 2021