Bad Jokes.

Lets face it we all have heard at least 5 bad jokes in our lives so post them here (you can also put bad pick up lines but if its inapproperate then I'll delete it.)

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Any joke made by Sans in under tale. Yes I played the game and I like the series
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on March 24
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If you're cold go stand in the corner
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Lightstriker195
The corner is 90 degrees!
on January 11
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on January 11
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A motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs: The Bikings
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Lightstriker195
It's 4 puns in one!
on January 09
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on January 09
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Billy mays is up in heaven partying like its $19.99
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on January 09
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what's black and white and black and white and black and white?
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a penguin rolling down a hill
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on January 09
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The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work
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on January 08
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what are thoses!!!!
hahah no
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on January 08
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21! Cause its just that funny. hahahaha. -.-
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on January 08
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Being struck by lighting is a shocking experience
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ELS2304
It is I`ve saw a tree being burned down in fork lightning before!!!
on January 08
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on January 08
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Why couldn't the ten year old see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated rrrrgh!!!
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on January 08
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Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch
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on January 08
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A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
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on January 08
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I made up a new word.
It's called plagiarism.
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on January 08
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on January 08
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!
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on January 08
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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on January 08
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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "How do I drive this thing?"
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on January 08
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A platypus walked into the store. He bought a Banana and said "Put it on my bill."
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on January 08
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When a clock is hungry it goes back FOUR seconds. X3
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on January 08
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
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on January 08
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