Bad Jokes.
Lets face it we all have heard at least 5 bad jokes in our lives so post them here (you can also put bad pick up lines but if its inapproperate then I'll delete it.)
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Me: Knock knock
Alice: I swear- Who's there?
Me: Fück
Alice: Fück who?
Me: Fück you, stupid dummy
Alice: *bangs head in table*
Alice: I swear- Who's there?
Me: Fück
Alice: Fück who?
Me: Fück you, stupid dummy
Alice: *bangs head in table*
on April 27, 2017
Me: What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom?
Alice: What?
Me: I know another mushroom *points at Boris* he's a pretty FUNGI
Alice: *Walks away*
Boris: OOOOHHHHH
(This actually happened XD)
Alice: What?
Me: I know another mushroom *points at Boris* he's a pretty FUNGI
Alice: *Walks away*
Boris: OOOOHHHHH
(This actually happened XD)
on April 27, 2017
Any joke made by Sans in under tale. Yes I played the game and I like the series
on March 24, 2016
If you're cold go stand in the corner
on January 11, 2016
A motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs: The Bikings
on January 09, 2016
what's black and white and black and white and black and white?
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a penguin rolling down a hill
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a penguin rolling down a hill
on January 09, 2016
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work
on January 08, 2016
Being struck by lighting is a shocking experience
on January 08, 2016
Why couldn't the ten year old see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated rrrrgh!!!
Because it was rated rrrrgh!!!
on January 08, 2016
on January 08, 2016
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "How do I drive this thing?"
on January 08, 2016
