The funniest quote ever! Mine is: After Tuesday, even the calendar goes wtf

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If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bulls***
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on February 25
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Focus on being happy because one day your happyness might evolve eat everone
-PewDiePie , this book loves you
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on February 25
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"VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!!"
~Harry Potter, Potter Puppet Pals: Wizard Swears
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Lightstriker195
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on February 25
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on December 10, 2015
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on July 31, 2015
F*** YOU!
~anonymous early man when he dropped a rock on his toe
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The_Cute_Cheetah_Girl
on July 29, 2015
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on July 29, 2015
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"Phones are smart enough. Start focusing on making people smarter."
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on July 29, 2015
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Steven Universe - Shut Up And Dance
Steven Universe - Shut Up And Dance
Yikes, it's been super long since I've done an AMV...I think the last one was four years ago. But I got bit hard by the bug and had to suddenly do this! I lo...
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on July 28, 2015
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"Then there should be rocks falling out of the guitar."
-Garnet
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on July 28, 2015
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Where's America? All I've found on this map is USA.
-Timmy Turner
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on July 28, 2015
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Is this just icing?
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on July 28, 2015
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"Stop singing!!!"
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on July 28, 2015
on July 28, 2015
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"Garnet! You`ve come! Now you can tell Steven all the wonderful things you wrote to me in your message!"
Pauses with music.
"I didn`t write that!"
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on July 28, 2015
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" 'Love at first sight doesn't exist. Love takes time, and love takes work. At the very least you have to know the other person. And you, literally, have no idea who-or what- I am.' (Garnet)
'But I`ve loved you like the camellia under moonlight...' (Jamie)
'No you don`t! You make a very convicting lovesick fall. You convicted these children. You even convicted yourself. You`re a fantastic actor!' (Garnet)
'What am I supposed to do now?' (Jamie)
'Star in a local theater.' (Garnet)"
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on July 28, 2015
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"I drink coffee for breakfast!"-Garnet
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planetfroot
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on August 01, 2015
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on July 28, 2015
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to infinity and beyond!
~buzz lightyear
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on July 28, 2015
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"Uptown funk is so annoying. Let's go with something new. What about Uptown F***?"
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on July 28, 2015
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It better to have loved, and watched that love burn right before your very eyes, then to have never had loved at all
-Gumball Watterson
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on July 28, 2015
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Playing: You call it sports, I call it beating the crap out of Ganon with my master sword.
~A gamer
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on July 28, 2015
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I don't talk too much, I'm as silent as a loud ninja.
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on July 28, 2015
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