Funniest Misheard Lyrics

Pretty much what the title says, post the worst, most off, funniest misheard lyrics you've ever heard! Any curse words have to be censored. Remember to include the actual lyrics and the song title! Let's see how weird this can get.

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Posting shit so this won't get deleted~
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on November 14, 2016
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BTS Jimin--Lie:
ACTUAL: Caught in a lie~
WHAT I THOUGHT: Karina LaaaAAAAAAAAAA
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on November 04, 2016
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Correct Lyrics: Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore

What I FIRST heard: Wet it, doe! Wet it, doe! Man, hole it back anymore!
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Good_Bye
X3
on April 17, 2016
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on April 17, 2016
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Funniest Misheard Song Lyrics from The Archive of Misheard Lyrics
A hysterical list of the top, funniest, misheard music lyrics as voted on by the members of kissthisguy.com.
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Winter_of_the_Wolves
on April 16, 2016
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on April 16, 2016
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Little black submarines by the black keys
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, can of beans, the voice is mauling me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, can it be? The voice is calling me
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Winter_of_the_Wolves
on April 16, 2016
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on April 16, 2016
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(There's thus Penn Masala song (forgetting which one) in the beginning they say "jhin jhin jhin jhin jhin jhin" and I thought they said "sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t" )
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on April 05, 2016
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Pretty much all of Sugar We're Going Down
ILL BE UR NUMBER ONE WOTH THE BULLET
KNOW YOU GOT CORN FLAKES COCK IT AND PULL IT
WERE GOING DOWN DOWN
something something AROUND
AND SUGAR WERE GOING DOWN SWINGIN
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on April 04, 2016
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Original: I'm gonna pop some tags going to put $20 in my pocket
What i thought it said: I'm gonna to hump some fags going to put $20 in my pocket

X3
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on April 04, 2016
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I know what you did last summer (this was a while ago) i heard the b!;## is on her phone, yet ot is the pictures on her phone
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on April 03, 2016
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In a song I heard "you're sister likes my farts a lot" but it was "you said the nights were far to long" or something. I forgot the title.
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on April 03, 2016
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Towards the end of a certain song, I think it was called OOO NANA, the guy says "Rye rye rye, rye rye rye rye." He must love Rye bread a lot.
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on April 03, 2016
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"i can see clearly now.. Lorraine has gone"
cri. my name is Lorraine ;-;
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on April 03, 2016
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Beginning of AoT opening:
Cw
HAVING SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES!
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Winter_of_the_Wolves
on April 16, 2016
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Queen_Miku
OH DEAR GOD XD
on April 16, 2016
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Kanmuru
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNDUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN BEES AND EAGLES DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN
on April 03, 2016
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TheManderPlays
It's funny cuz I was just listing to that
on April 03, 2016
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TheManderPlays
Yeah ikr
on April 03, 2016
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on April 03, 2016
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Lean on

What I heard: Focus, Fire a gun!
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galactic.milo
I heard: No piss, fire a gun
on April 03, 2016
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meilleur
"Focus, firegon."
Like some fandom ref. Idk anymoreπŸ˜‚πŸ’•πŸ’•
on April 03, 2016
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Helpless
I heard:
F**k this! Fire a gun!
on April 03, 2016
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Ducki
I heard "Marcus, fire a gun!"
on April 03, 2016
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on April 03, 2016
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Hello kitty by Arvil Lavigne: MIRAZATO ARIGATO KA-KA-KAWAII

What I heard: Miso tattoo Ali goat to. KA-KA-KAWAII
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on April 03, 2016
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Blank space: COME ON STARBUCKS LOVERS

Okay mostly I hear misheard anime lyrics so yea:
Aot: HAVING S£X WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES!!! HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT!!!

Lucky star: I BUY SAUSAGE!!! TAKE ALL YOUR TIME, CHOKE!!!

And uh

AOT opening 2: PLEASE DONT TAKE ME TO KOREA!!! U TURN ON MY D*CK!!!!
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on April 03, 2016
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(BTS--I Need U

Actual: Fall, fall, fall, hatojeme (scattering)
Misheard: Soowa, soowa, soowa, I told you so)
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Jeon_Jungkookie
(well its good to know I'm not the only one who was thinking that..)
on April 03, 2016
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on April 03, 2016
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Fight Song by Rachel Patten
Lyrics: Like a small boat on thee ocean
Whats Heard: Like a small butt on thee ocean
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on April 03, 2016
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Heard this in a video but:

"Cause you are a piece of meat, I wish I didn't eat"


I have no idea if this is funny tho XD
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Kanmuru
OMF XD
I'M DYING
on April 03, 2016
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on April 03, 2016
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