Dirty Pick-Up Lines!

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on January 21, 2016
Hey girl, you like deku nuts? I've got two of them.
I don't need the song of storms to make you wet.
You. Me. Dungeon. Now.
Wanna join triforces?
Can I solve your temple?
Wanna get lost in my woods?
You make me harder than the water temple of Ocarina of Time See More▼
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breann.west.5
XD It was....disturbing......
on January 21, 2016
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simple_sheep
WTF!!??!? XD
on January 21, 2016
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breann.west.5
XDXD
I just had to do the Jynx one...I saw a frikin picture of a Jynx pole dancing....wtf!?
on January 21, 2016
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simple_sheep
ANDYDAMNIT BREE XDXD
on January 21, 2016
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breann.west.5
Oh, some Pokemon ones!
I have two pokeballs.
Sometimes, I pikachu when you shower.
Are you a fire type? Cause you're hot!
Jynx is jealous of your body. See More▼
on January 21, 2016
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on January 21, 2016
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on January 21, 2016
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Is your name Saria? Because you're about to get lost in my wood
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on January 20, 2016
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My favorite muscle in your body is mine.:D
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katherine3110hun
Haha yah a guy at school told me that.... I told him his penis isn't long enough.
on January 20, 2016
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ChocolerryPOP
O.o
on January 20, 2016
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on January 20, 2016
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Is your name Cassandra? Because I'd like to keep you moisturized all night long (only whovians will understand, and no I'm not sorry)
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on January 20, 2016
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Your not 18 yet? Don't worry. I know the Song of Time.
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Wisperton
I heard this one XD
on January 20, 2016
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on January 20, 2016
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I'll be the fire that melts you on the inside.

Okay why did i do that? X3
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on January 20, 2016
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Are you Google? Because you're everything that I'm searching for!

FUUUUUUUUCK MEH!!! XD
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on January 20, 2016
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Hey if you were a light bolb I'd turn you on.

Wtf is wrong with me? XD
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on January 20, 2016
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I don't need the song of storms to make you wet
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on January 20, 2016
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Is your oven hot enough to bake my loaf? ;)

Best line ever
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on January 20, 2016
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Your so hot I could roast my meat on you.

Okay why the heck did I do that.
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DaughterOfDeath
. . . . . . WTFH?!?!?!?!
on January 20, 2016
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ChocolerryPOP
XD ROFL
on January 20, 2016
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on January 20, 2016
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Let's play house, you be the door and I can can slam you.
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Wisperton
XD sorry
on January 20, 2016
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your.cool.grandma
on January 20, 2016
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on January 20, 2016
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You make me harder than the Water Temple of Ocarina of Time.
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milfs
So true. . .
I HATE that temple. . . xD
on January 20, 2016
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breann.west.5
XD
on January 20, 2016
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Paraboilc
Or do they make you more wet than that? ;)
on January 20, 2016
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on January 20, 2016
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How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
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on November 08, 2015
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Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
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on November 08, 2015
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Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
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on November 08, 2015
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Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
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on November 08, 2015
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Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
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on November 08, 2015
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