Why i don't want to ship michael afton and ennard.?

well for 1 michael freaked out after he was scooped ended up on the sidewalk in the rain ennard was not that FRIENDLY and really if u where to ask him Michael or Exotic Butters? R.I.P ENNARD cause he then chose some butter over mike 2 ENNARD ALWAYS CALLS MIKE EGGS mike said to ennard OVER 150 TIMES TO NOT CALL HIM EGGS or the demon is realised o well there goes a demon AND mike was killed twice XD