Terrible pickup lines

This is where you can post any of the terrible pickup lines you know. Have fun!

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Boy: Hey, how are you?
Girl: I'm doing well. You?
Boy: I'm going to do you.~
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on October 16
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on September 16
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Cause you are Cu-Te!
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on May 29
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Hmm...
"Hey, let's play House. You be the door so I can slam you."
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breann.west.5
RENA NO
on May 11
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on May 11
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Hey there, are you made of Campbells soup cause you're looking mm' mm' good


i regret nothing
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on April 08
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Are you digging my chilly? Cause I'm a little spicy!

(So sorry! XD)
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on April 08
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Hey girl, I'm a genie. I'll grant you a wish, if you rub my lamp.
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SoulOfTheWolves_Inactive
on April 08
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SmolBeanie696
O.
M.
F.
G.
on February 28
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on February 28
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on February 26
Baby are those space pants because your but looks out of this world.
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on February 26
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*about to say something, but goes silent.* . . . . . *backs away slowly from the page.*
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Lightstriker195
I blame my posts
on February 25
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on February 25
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I don't recall pick up lines ever being terrible ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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on February 22
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Are you Google? Cause you're everything I'm searching for.
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on February 22
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Is your name Daniel? 'Cause damn.
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purplegiraffe
lol!
on February 24
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on February 22
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I'll keep my ion you.
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on January 29
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Are you a fart?
'Cause you blew me away.
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Thug_Life_As_A_Blonde
Lmao... wow
on January 16
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Aria_The_Bunny
XD?????
on January 16
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on January 16
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Are you running out of breath, from running through my head all night?
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on January 10
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You're so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.
(Idk)
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on January 10
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