Terrible pickup lines

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
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entrelacees
I LOVE IT
on February 01
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SlugcatSeagullAghase
on February 01
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on February 01
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Boy: Hey, how are you?
Girl: I'm doing well. You?
Boy: I'm going to do you.~
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on October 16, 2016
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on September 16, 2016
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Cause you are Cu-Te!
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on May 29, 2016
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Hmm...
"Hey, let's play House. You be the door so I can slam you."
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breann.west.5
RENA NO
on May 11, 2016
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on May 11, 2016
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Hey there, are you made of Campbells soup cause you're looking mm' mm' good


i regret nothing
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on April 08, 2016
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Are you digging my chilly? Cause I'm a little spicy!

(So sorry! XD)
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on April 08, 2016
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Hey girl, I'm a genie. I'll grant you a wish, if you rub my lamp.
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SoulOfTheWolves_Inactive
on April 08, 2016
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Helpless
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M.
F.
G.
on February 28, 2016
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on February 28, 2016
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on February 26, 2016
Baby are those space pants because your but looks out of this world.
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on February 26, 2016
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*about to say something, but goes silent.* . . . . . *backs away slowly from the page.*
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Lightstriker195
I blame my posts
on February 25, 2016
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on February 25, 2016
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I don't recall pick up lines ever being terrible ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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on February 22, 2016
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Are you Google? Cause you're everything I'm searching for.
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on February 22, 2016
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I'll keep my ion you.
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on January 29, 2016
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Are you a fart?
'Cause you blew me away.
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Thug_Life_As_A_Blonde
Lmao... wow
on January 16, 2016
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Aria_The_Bunny
XD?????
on January 16, 2016
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on January 16, 2016
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Are you running out of breath, from running through my head all night?
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on January 10, 2016
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You're so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.
(Idk)
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on January 10, 2016
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