Gross ways to ask someone out

This a page, well the tittle basically describes the whole darn thing. XD

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I'm no good at math, but if the variables are U and I the answer is 69.
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on October 14, 2015
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Oh well, might as well. XD

"Let's play Titanic ~ You be the iceberg, and I'll go down on you~"
"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"
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on October 06, 2015
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I'm a time traveler, can I come through your wormhole?
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on September 25, 2015
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You should join the circus, so you can juggle my balls.
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Art.By.God
So wrong! XD
on October 14, 2015
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on September 25, 2015
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Word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place so we can spread the word.
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on September 25, 2015
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Pickup lines are for people wit more time. Lets fuuck.
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on September 25, 2015
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Let's play Titanic; When I say iceberg, you go down!
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breann.west.5
Yay :3
on September 25, 2015
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breann.west.5
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
on September 25, 2015
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Alcor_The_Dreambender
You win...
on September 25, 2015
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breann.west.5
I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
on September 25, 2015
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Alcor_The_Dreambender
Dicks are like the school year. Long and hard if your black, average if your white, and short and easy if your Asian.
on September 25, 2015
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on September 25, 2015
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Are you a computer? 'Cause I want to hack into you ;)
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on September 15, 2015
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PFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaha! I'M DYING RIGHT NOW! OH, MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST PLACE FOR PERVS LIKE ME!!! :D
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on September 12, 2015
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This is gross..
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Marvele
One more thing. Really f*cking mature of you to unfollow me. Sooooo awesome.
on July 26, 2015
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SpinnerFTW
I haven't stalked you! It's called posting on you posts, WELCOME TO QFEAST WHERE THAT HAPPENS.
on July 26, 2015
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Marvele
Hey, hey guess what? WE ALSO DO WHAT WE FREAKING WANT! It's the freaking internet. If you think your opinions matter you have to actually do something. Guess what else? THIS ISN'T FIGHTING. SpinnerZ is right. You're a hypocrite and you jump to conclusions. Why do you think we're stalking you? Now would you calm down before I start insulting your impudence?
on July 26, 2015
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ILOVEGOD15
I ALREADY SAID ILL DO WHAT I WANT TO SO JUST STOP STALKING ME ON QFEAST AND WE WOULDN'T FIGHT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!
on July 26, 2015
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SpinnerFTW
You do care, or we wouldn't be here, now stop posting back if you don't care. bye bye
on July 26, 2015
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on July 26, 2015
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Um so AoT pick-up line thingy I guess.
"I want to manuver my gear into you. ;)"
I know, I'm disgusting.
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on May 13, 2015
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(dont know why)
hey baby are you a bank teller cause i want to make a few withdraws and deposits
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on April 26, 2015
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"Are you my pinkie toe? Cause I'm gonna bang you on a table"

Eww it's so gross XD
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Ducki
:3 danke!
on April 17, 2015
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thegreendayparadox
@KangarooRatNarwhalBlobfishHybrid Thanks!! You too :P
on April 17, 2015
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Ducki
1. I like your user x3
2. Omg that's awesome xDDD
on April 17, 2015
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on April 17, 2015
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“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
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sparklygirlforever
That's actually a cute pickup line.
on July 26, 2015
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The_Demigod_Timelord_Wizard
on April 12, 2015
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on April 12, 2015
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Hey baby you know the difference between sex and conversation? No. Wanna go back to my place and "Talk".
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ILOVEGOD15
Idk. @SpinnerZ
on July 26, 2015
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SpinnerFTW
@Gracie15
Fair. why so many ????????????????????
on July 26, 2015
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ILOVEGOD15
I just like to okay?? , @@SpinnerZ
on July 26, 2015
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SpinnerFTW
@Gracie15
You don't need to put the @ part when it's someone else's post, coz they get the note anyway, just so you know :D
on July 26, 2015
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ILOVEGOD15
Sorry I didnt mean to un did it... @SpinnerZ
on July 26, 2015
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on April 09, 2015
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Worse Doctor Who pick up line XD
Guy:*to girl* hey, do you know what has no clothes, four arms, four legs, three hearts, and two backs?
Girl: no, why?
Guy: let's go to my T.A.R.D.I.S and find out.
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Alcor_The_Dreambender
I do not know.
on April 10, 2015
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Alcor_The_Dreambender
@KatyKazooo, sorry!
on April 10, 2015
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Alcor_The_Dreambender
He meant doing it in his house, @KatyKazooo.
on April 10, 2015
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on April 09, 2015
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I just noticed title is misspelled XXXDDD
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Ben5389
Sorry Autocorrect is jacked up on my phone.
on February 21, 2016
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ZealyWealy
Tittle look at it!
on June 14, 2015
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Ben5389
How
on June 14, 2015
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on April 09, 2015
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This is awful XD
Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
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lizzruano
Rofl xD
on April 14, 2015
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on April 09, 2015
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Hey girl, was your mom a donkey 'cuz you got a great @$$!


(That sucked. I know.)
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on April 09, 2015
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Hi I work in the warehouse, wanna come over and play shipper/ receiver?
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on April 09, 2015
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