dad: (snaps and bill and will are sitting are the Time Out chair suddenly) IF YOU LIKE YOUR STUPID TOP HATS AND BOW TIES YOU WILL TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED
*breaks meditation session thing* *gets a different one* Why does everyone ship me???.... Hvvvvvvmmmmm... *more pointing out facts that aren't true during session*
I'm not listening!!! Alaska does not have zebras idiot... Hmmmm.... Shut your mouth your stupid... Hmm.... No I am not a bug or Siri... Hmmm.... You know your very stupid right?.... Hmmm
*cant hear over cussing* *grabs phone, puts headphones on and listens to calming meditation session* Meditation women: State your emergency. BEING SHIPPED
THIS IS 100% SUPPORTED BY TAD, KEISHA, KEIANA, AND ALL OTHER CHARACTERS I ASSOCIATE WITH!!!
Tad: and I thought Will was innocent. Ok bye Dad! (poofs into room)
dad: TAD LANGUAGE
dad: I don't know what that means.
me: >giggle<
This is what happens right after and Bill was drunk