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Q: What does a bum call a dumpster?

A: Bed and Breakfast.
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on March 10
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Mom: This needs to be a little wider..
Stepdad: That's what she said.

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Mom: I was hoping this would be a little bigger..
Stepdad: That's what she said.

(Actual event)
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MY LIFE.
*heavy breathing*
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A guy was driving his truck along the interstate, when he admitted to his wife that he had screwed around on her. She proceeded to cut his penis off with a hunting knife, and throw it out the window. The penis whizzed through the air and landed momentarily with a "SPLAT" on the windshield of the car behind, before sliding off. The little girl who was riding with her father yelled, "Daddy! Ew, what was that? I'm scared." Her father said, "Don't worry honey, it was only a bug." See More▼
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Anime_Lover2234
omfg that poor father must be horrified about his daughter's knowledge. XDDD
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NekoMusicLover
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breann.west.5
Oh my Din. XDXD Im laughing so frikin hard. XD
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Don't Be Racist!
Be Like Mario
He's an Italian Plumber
Created by Japanese people
And looks like a Mexican
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A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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What does a train say on its way to achiewitz? (Cannot spell to even save a life)

JEW JEEEEEEW
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How may cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to beat the room for being black and the other to arrest the lightbulb for being broke.
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
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I will give you a hug... Around your neck... With a rope...
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Dark humor is like food....not everyone gets it
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The butcher backed up into a grinder and got a little behind in his work
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WhiteRaven112
OH GOD. It took me a little time to get it! LOL
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Glutin_The_Yokai
It's a good joke!
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Lightstriker195
Lol
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Lightstriker195
Stahp
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Lightstriker195
I swear you people are screwing with me
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what's black, white and red all over? (not a news paper)
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what does hitler hate to drink? (does this classify as dark humor?)
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THIS IS A GOOD PAGE FOR IRISH PEOPLE
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staygold
lol yeah
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Lightstriker195
Does it count i have irish heritage XD
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What's burnt and bubbly and scratching on glass?
A toddler in the oven
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Lightstriker195
Ohhhh, you're going on the Nazi list
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tylnapp
"I'm quite fuhrerious at the sight of that joke... at least I can use an oven properly!" -Hitler

"Sorry for the horrible Nazi jokes" ~Ty.
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A priest, A rapist, and a pedophile walked into a bar. He sat down and ordered a drink.
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Nepeta walked into a club-

i am so sorry
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TricksterOfLife
:o)
my fave one
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