Me: *asking the cat where mom is*
The cat: *freaking out cause mom hasn't come back in like an hour*
The cat: *freaking out cause mom hasn't come back in like an hour*
RandB
I swear this works with dogs too except cats would be freaking out more my grammar lol
on August 29, 2020
on August 29, 2020
Dude this guy is so pissed because his favorite character got out and I'm sitting here saying "chill bro" it's just a character I'm about to call him a cactus and leave
on August 28, 2020
I met a fair share of pricks In my lifetime
*Looks at my dad* But you sir are the whole cactus
*Looks at my dad* But you sir are the whole cactus
on August 28, 2020
Mom: don't talk to strangers
Me: ...but I do it everyday my friends are strangers, my teachers are strangers, my life IS FULL IF STRANGERS MOM
Me: ...but I do it everyday my friends are strangers, my teachers are strangers, my life IS FULL IF STRANGERS MOM
on August 28, 2020
Determination is red
My jacket is blue
You may not be pretty
But I love All of you
No matter your body
No matter your scars
Nobody is perfect See More
Just be who you are
My jacket is blue
You may not be pretty
But I love All of you
No matter your body
No matter your scars
Nobody is perfect See More
Just be who you are
on August 28, 2020
Niko: Am! Pull the lever!
Me: *pulls lever*
Niko: *falls through trap door* WRONG LEVERRRRRRR!
Me: *pulls lever*
Niko: *falls through trap door* WRONG LEVERRRRRRR!
on August 28, 2020
Much thank :p
R u a Karen?
ur not a Karen
ur not a Karen good job bye!!
on August 28, 2020
Me: *opening the front door wearing a jacket and jeans* (80°F outside)
Mom: Sam is THAT what you're wearing?
Me: *closes the door and looks at her* Is that what YOU'RE wearing?
Mom: Don't catch a attitude!
Me: You're the one that threw it
Me: *running towards the only room with a lock* shitShitSHITSHIT-
Mom: *running after me* DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!
Mom: Sam is THAT what you're wearing?
Me: *closes the door and looks at her* Is that what YOU'RE wearing?
Mom: Don't catch a attitude!
Me: You're the one that threw it
Me: *running towards the only room with a lock* shitShitSHITSHIT-
Mom: *running after me* DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!
@RandB oh no!! You better find a way to escape or face them before the door falls over
on August 28, 2020
This is totally me but the only room wIth a lock in it now is being knocked down? I don't have anywhere to go now!
on August 28, 2020
on August 28, 2020
Some days you just gotta ask yourself
What am I willing to put up with today?
*online school casually breathes*
NOT THIS!!!!!
What am I willing to put up with today?
*online school casually breathes*
NOT THIS!!!!!
on August 28, 2020
Today is the day I take a nap after drinking some water and hugging my cat, I think I could use some naptime
on August 28, 2020
Tw // suicide
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I kinda wanna end my life, there's no future for me and I don't see myself making it to being over 30 years old..
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I kinda wanna end my life, there's no future for me and I don't see myself making it to being over 30 years old..
on August 28, 2020
on August 28, 2020
I feel lost,
Like someone dropped me outta an airplane and I landed in the middle of nowhere lost, no one in sight no one to help I feel so lost and idk why it's weird and hurts and idk what to do :/
Like someone dropped me outta an airplane and I landed in the middle of nowhere lost, no one in sight no one to help I feel so lost and idk why it's weird and hurts and idk what to do :/
on August 28, 2020
What if there was a Karen account on qfeast
on August 27, 2020
on August 27, 2020