Why do my cats like eating things that aren't food? Just why?
Lil_Phoenix
@Davey_Miller welp-
on September 07, 2020
Yourlocalcatperson
@Lil_Phoenix the funny thing is that these two are the only cats (to my memory) that have eaten dust, fuzz, string, etc.
on September 07, 2020
Lil_Phoenix
bc they're cats-
on September 07, 2020
on September 07, 2020
Me: Imma squish you
Armus: don't you eve-
Me: *hugs him*
Armus: ...dammit
Armus: don't you eve-
Me: *hugs him*
Armus: ...dammit
on September 07, 2020
When I came back yesterday I swear I had at least 69 notifications lol
on September 07, 2020
When your arm falls asleep it feels like static looks
on September 07, 2020
My mom likes flavor with her pain
My sister likes no pain
My cousin is like my sister
My dad doesnt exsist so idk if he likes pain or not
I L O V E J U S T P A I N
My sister likes no pain
My cousin is like my sister
My dad doesnt exsist so idk if he likes pain or not
I L O V E J U S T P A I N
on September 07, 2020
How to eat oreos:
1.) Put as many oreos as you want on a plate
2.) prepare your drink of choice (Mainly for milk but if your weird other things work too)
3.) GRAB A FORK (Important)
4.) sit down and stab cream with fork
5.) Hah DUNK EM!
6.) D R O W N See More
7.) Put in mouth and enjoy your dead oreo
1.) Put as many oreos as you want on a plate
2.) prepare your drink of choice (Mainly for milk but if your weird other things work too)
3.) GRAB A FORK (Important)
4.) sit down and stab cream with fork
5.) Hah DUNK EM!
6.) D R O W N See More
7.) Put in mouth and enjoy your dead oreo
on September 07, 2020
on September 07, 2020
oop looks like i learned SOMETHING from engineering eheh
on September 07, 2020
Im in trouble :')
but hey my room got clean while i had my phone suspension
:3 I feel better but i need a nap
but hey my room got clean while i had my phone suspension
:3 I feel better but i need a nap
on September 07, 2020
and i oop
on September 07, 2020
Brain: remember that thing you did all throughout middle school?
Me: ...yeah?
Brain: Let's do it again, you definitely got a list of paw-
Me: No.
Brain: But It'll be fun!
Me: NO!
Me: ...yeah?
Brain: Let's do it again, you definitely got a list of paw-
Me: No.
Brain: But It'll be fun!
Me: NO!
on September 06, 2020
Hm I may actually let all my social media go dead, just until I get fed up with myself and try to get back on again
on September 06, 2020
Mat: Okay imma go inside, buy one item and come back out
Also Mat: *buys a zoo*
Also Mat: *buys a zoo*
on September 06, 2020
Me: introducing Sparky! *Shows drawing of said girl*
Old self: Oh he looks so cute
Me: yes she is
Old self: waitwaitwait- she??
Me: Y E S
Old self: But sparky is a-
Me: Its her name See More
Old self: But-
Me: I swear I'll slap you
Old self: Oh he looks so cute
Me: yes she is
Old self: waitwaitwait- she??
Me: Y E S
Old self: But sparky is a-
Me: Its her name See More
Old self: But-
Me: I swear I'll slap you
on September 06, 2020
A hotdog is a sandwich
Change
My
Mind.
Change
My
Mind.
on September 06, 2020
Name That Tool!