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Happy birthday to whom grows 1 year older.
Have 80 presents

HAPPY 2OO :D

Hi my name is Ashley Ferrand, and I am a small 16 year old boy who lives in a small city called Portsmouth in the south of England.

I am a confused boy. I have no life, no job and no fricken soul. I am a pimp with many bitches.
My fellow friend asked me “Wtf?”, and I replied with “BUTT NUGGETS!”

I was then slaughtered...

After 3 years of being killed, I was reincarnated. My fellow friend then asked me “How’s life?” I replied with “Well after being slaughtered, eaten by a dog, See More▼ then pissed on… Wait… That’s a gold(en) shower. I feel frickening awesome!”

He then replied with “Good to hear” and walked off.
I then found a note in my pocket saying “You’re next”. I felt threatened by this, but after a while I didn’t give a shit as I have faced death before. And believe me when I say ‘Death is nothing’ because it really is nothing…

After 3 days of having the note I soon burnt it. There no fricken way that I could die again. Or could I? It soon was coming up to 12:45pm and I way on my way to the kitchen to make some lunch as I was fricken starving. I felt like having the traditional British lunch, Tea with Victoria sponge, club sandwich and some luxury scones.

It was no longer after 1:35pm when I got a knock at my door. I answered the door to the postman when he gave me a parcel and asked me to sign for it. I sat down at the dining table, opened the parcel to only find a knife and a note saying ‘kill yourself with this extra sharp knife’. I was in no shock, I knew something would happen and I was right. So I put the knife in the draw and burnt the note and never heard from the person again.

And I lived like a queen for the rest of my life.

A bomb goes off and I soon die...