DAVE: k heres a curveball
DAVE: what the fuuck are you wearing
DIRK: My prince gear.
DIRK: You know. Leggings, slippers, the poofy asshole pants, a hood with some sort of cloth tiara deal embedded in it.
DIRK: Basic stuff for princes, apparently.
AND CLASSIC DIRK
DAVE: what the fuuck are you wearing
DIRK: My prince gear.
DIRK: You know. Leggings, slippers, the poofy asshole pants, a hood with some sort of cloth tiara deal embedded in it.
DIRK: Basic stuff for princes, apparently.
AND CLASSIC DIRK
on July 23, 2015
DIRK: I vaguely touched on it earlier. I was a really bad influence in his life.
DAVE: what happened
DIRK: A lot of things, that were mostly my fault.
DIRK: Basically, I think I bullied him into dating me.
DIRK: Although I had plenty of "help" from my Auto-Responder.
DIRK: There were a lot of insane plans that he hatched on my behalf.
DIRK: But in fairness, I went along with them. See More
DIRK: To this day, I can't really tell how much of that bullshit was his doing, and how much was mine, which I've just covered up through denial or selective memory.
DAVE: wait
DAVE: you
DAVE: you dated jake?
DIRK: Yeah.
PLEASE DON'T
DAVE: what happened
DIRK: A lot of things, that were mostly my fault.
DIRK: Basically, I think I bullied him into dating me.
DIRK: Although I had plenty of "help" from my Auto-Responder.
DIRK: There were a lot of insane plans that he hatched on my behalf.
DIRK: But in fairness, I went along with them. See More
DIRK: To this day, I can't really tell how much of that bullshit was his doing, and how much was mine, which I've just covered up through denial or selective memory.
DAVE: wait
DAVE: you
DAVE: you dated jake?
DIRK: Yeah.
PLEASE DON'T
on July 23, 2015
DIRK: Right, I was kind of nervous about lingering there for more than a minute too.
DIRK: Mainly because of Jake.
DIRK: I didn't want to make him uncomfortable.
DIRK: I think I have done enough of that.
GUYS HOLD UP
DIRK: Mainly because of Jake.
DIRK: I didn't want to make him uncomfortable.
DIRK: I think I have done enough of that.
GUYS HOLD UP
on July 23, 2015
My parents are claiming that they will give me 20 dollars for doing something with physical contact.
They only say that because they know I hate being touched.
-_-
They only say that because they know I hate being touched.
-_-
on July 23, 2015
Fanon Cronus: http://i.imgur.com/k3KJMPr.gif
Canon Cronus: http://38.media.tumblr.com/b8b2a6f3a6f781e4db0d414cd2e9fd79/tumblr_inline_nlliz0VGJJ1sc2ccv.gif
Canon Cronus: http://38.media.tumblr.com/b8b2a6f3a6f781e4db0d414cd2e9fd79/tumblr_inline_nlliz0VGJJ1sc2ccv.gif
on July 23, 2015
on July 23, 2015
I'm not calling anyone out, but don't complain about a certain group of people and then go do the same thing those people did.
Just kidding I'm totally calling you out and you know who you are.
Just kidding I'm totally calling you out and you know who you are.
on July 22, 2015
Trans* boys:
You don't have to have short hair, look/act masculine, or have male parts to be a "real man".. whatever that is. You're still a man/boy and no one can tell you other wise.
Same with trans* girls but backwards.
You don't have to have short hair, look/act masculine, or have male parts to be a "real man".. whatever that is. You're still a man/boy and no one can tell you other wise.
Same with trans* girls but backwards.
on July 22, 2015
This out pastry chef thinks gay ‘Nazis’ are ‘bullying’ Christians into making wedding cakes · PinkNews
This gay pastry chef is angry. He says LGBT "Nazis" are "bullying" Christians into making wedding cakes for same-sex weddings.
on July 22, 2015
http://www.newnownext.com/real-life-disney-princes-meet-fall-in-love-in-amazing-fairy-tale-photo-session/07/2015/
I found this on Reddit if anyone wants to screm with me
I found this on Reddit if anyone wants to screm with me
Real-Life Disney Princes Meet, Fall In Love, In Amazing Fairy Tale Photo Session
A New Jersey photographer put together two Disney princes who met and fell in love—and they lived happily ever after.
on July 22, 2015
Screm bc I want to use that rabbit site with internet friends to watch movies but freaking no one would trust me
on July 22, 2015
But I love WeLoveFine so much.
They let their customers pick what they sell.
They have models of different body types.
THEY FREAKING SELL COSPLAY STUFF
They let their customers pick what they sell.
They have models of different body types.
THEY FREAKING SELL COSPLAY STUFF
on July 22, 2015
There is an ad on my screen.
For freaking birthing games, cat ultrasounds and Frozen weirdness..
Everyday we drift farther from God's light
For freaking birthing games, cat ultrasounds and Frozen weirdness..
Everyday we drift farther from God's light
on July 22, 2015
Awkwardly important message!
The song Pompeii by Bears Den is a great song but it mentions some sensitive subjects so if you are triggered easily I wouldn't listen to it. Be careful~
The song Pompeii by Bears Den is a great song but it mentions some sensitive subjects so if you are triggered easily I wouldn't listen to it. Be careful~
on July 22, 2015
I saw the real life Jean today.
on July 22, 2015