SmartEskimoMan

Izaya Orihara, information broker, troll, etc. I love you, humans. Love me back and all will be well ^v^

@Violet_the_Dragon's asshat.
Ah~! As of today, I've been here for two years and two months! Isn't that amazing~?
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on December 19, 2017
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This Star Wars thing is actually pretty interesting.
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on December 18, 2017
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I want to play with someone new today...
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on December 16, 2017
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It's nice to know that Mi-chan finds my love life adorable.
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SmartEskimoMan
Kya~~

Say...would you like to come to the Christmas dinner this year~? Like Violet's family says, everyone is welcome~!
on December 15, 2017
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on December 15, 2017
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Ahhh...I'm getting bored.
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on December 14, 2017
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added a story to the favorite list
Holiday [Izaya x Violet/Everyone Else?]
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(Alternate Title: Izaya Needs To Not Or She'll Take Back The Care Package And Give Him That Hat Shaped Like A Butt Instead) Izaya really needs to stop trying to learn everything about her. That family of hers is completely ins...
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on December 14, 2017
I'm very sexy.
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SmartEskimoMan
Why thank you~
on December 14, 2017
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Times_Still_Ticking
Can't disagree with that
on December 14, 2017
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SmartEskimoMan
Oh, what~?
on December 14, 2017
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Kanya888
IZA-NII.
on December 14, 2017
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on December 14, 2017
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uploaded a photo
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on December 14, 2017
I wish I could post on Tay-chan's wall...
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SmartEskimoMan
Yay!
on December 14, 2017
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SmartEskimoMan
It would make me very happy~
on December 14, 2017
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SmartEskimoMan
Just making sure~! Kan-chan definitely loves me...but do you~?
on December 14, 2017
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SmartEskimoMan
Nee, you love me very much, don't you Tay-chan~?
on December 14, 2017
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SmartEskimoMan
Right? My reputation is irrelevant. I'm loved no matter what!
on December 14, 2017
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on December 13, 2017
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I'm baaaaaaaaack~!
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on December 13, 2017
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Do you want really pretentious tea for Christmas this year?
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on November 21, 2017
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I can't post on Kanya's wall now. That makes me all pouty~!
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on September 30, 2016
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Sixty-nine followers...ehuehuehuehuehue~
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SmartEskimoMan
*snuggles the smol baby*
on October 03, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
Aw~
on September 30, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
Oh, sure it is~
on September 30, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
Aw~ *chuckles*
on September 30, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
Aw, you're just adorable~
on September 30, 2016
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on September 30, 2016
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Hello humans~ I'm back~!
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on September 30, 2016
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I WANT HOT POT~.
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Shadows147
*gives some hot pot.* Calm down, here! O.o
on February 24, 2016
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on February 23, 2016
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HoT pOt
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Paraboilc
I wouldn't fulfill you anyway so meh
on February 22, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
NOOOOOOO!!
on February 22, 2016
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Paraboilc
fuc k this shit im out *floats off*
on February 22, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
WAIFU
on February 22, 2016
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Paraboilc
what?
on February 22, 2016
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on February 22, 2016
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Hot pot.
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SmartEskimoMan
Hot pot!!
on February 22, 2016
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Beer_and_Skittles
Hot pot?? Hot pocket!
on February 22, 2016
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on February 22, 2016
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I want hot pot~.
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Shadows147
*stays by then.*
on February 22, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
DOn't leave me like Violet did ;-;~
on February 22, 2016
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Shadows147
Okay? . . . *slowly backs away.*
on February 22, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
Hot pot~.
on February 22, 2016
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Shadows147
Er, what?
on February 22, 2016
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on February 22, 2016
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added a personality quiz to the favorite list
Where are you most likely to spend your Valentine's Day?
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Valentine's Day is coming soon. Candy and flowers and all sorts of fun goodies are on sale. How will you spend the day of love this year? Will you hang out with your lover? Your closest friends, your family? Or will you spend i...
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on February 10, 2016
Look what personality I've got! What about you?
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You're likely to spend the holiday with the one you love, whether they be your boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse. You might go out for lunch or dinner at a nice resteraunt, or take a walk through a park. You may even sit and watch the sunset on a beach. Whatever the two of you decide to do, may it be fun and good for your relationship.
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on February 10, 2016
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