SmartEskimoMan

Izaya Orihara, information broker, troll, etc. I love you, humans. Love me back and all will be well ^v^

@Violet_the_Dragon's asshat.
Ah~! As of today, I've been here for two years and two months! Isn't that amazing~?
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on December 19, 2017
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This Star Wars thing is actually pretty interesting.
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on December 18, 2017
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I want to play with someone new today...
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on December 16, 2017
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It's nice to know that Mi-chan finds my love life adorable.
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SmartEskimoMan
Kya~~

Say...would you like to come to the Christmas dinner this year~? Like Violet's family says, everyone is welcome~!
on December 15, 2017
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LordExplosionMurder
Yayyyy! ~Mira
on December 15, 2017
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on December 15, 2017
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Ahhh...I'm getting bored.
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on December 14, 2017
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added a story to the favorite list
Holiday [Izaya x Violet/Everyone Else?]
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(Alternate Title: Izaya Needs To Not Or She'll Take Back The Care Package And Give Him That Hat Shaped Like A Butt Instead) Izaya really needs to stop trying to learn everything about her. That family of hers is completely ins...
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on December 14, 2017
I'm very sexy.
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SmartEskimoMan
Why thank you~
on December 14, 2017
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Casual_Red
Can't disagree with that
on December 14, 2017
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SmartEskimoMan
Oh, what~?
on December 14, 2017
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Kanya888
IZA-NII.
on December 14, 2017
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on December 14, 2017
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on December 14, 2017
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on December 14, 2017
I wish I could post on Tay-chan's wall...
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LordExplosionMurder
on December 14, 2017
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SmartEskimoMan
Yay!
on December 14, 2017
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LordExplosionMurder
Okay then I do.
on December 14, 2017
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SmartEskimoMan
It would make me very happy~
on December 14, 2017
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LordExplosionMurder
And if I did?
on December 14, 2017
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on December 13, 2017
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I'm baaaaaaaaack~!
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on December 13, 2017
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Do you want really pretentious tea for Christmas this year?
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on November 21, 2017
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I can't post on Kanya's wall now. That makes me all pouty~!
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on September 30, 2016
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Sixty-nine followers...ehuehuehuehuehue~
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LordExplosionMurder
Mira: *her ears flatten and she pouts*
on October 03, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
*snuggles the smol baby*
on October 03, 2016
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LordExplosionMurder
Mira: *glances around as her ears twitch*
on September 30, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
Aw~
on September 30, 2016
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LordExplosionMurder
Mira: noooo *pulls her hood over her head so she covers her ears*
on September 30, 2016
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on September 30, 2016
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Hello humans~ I'm back~!
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on September 30, 2016
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I WANT HOT POT~.
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Shadows147
*gives some hot pot.* Calm down, here! O.o
on February 24, 2016
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on February 23, 2016
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HoT pOt
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Parabolic
I wouldn't fulfill you anyway so meh
on February 22, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
NOOOOOOO!!
on February 22, 2016
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Parabolic
fuc k this shit im out *floats off*
on February 22, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
WAIFU
on February 22, 2016
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Parabolic
what?
on February 22, 2016
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on February 22, 2016
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Hot pot.
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SmartEskimoMan
Hot pot!!
on February 22, 2016
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Prussian_Mistake
Hot pot?? Hot pocket!
on February 22, 2016
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on February 22, 2016
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I can't find my waifu...
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LordExplosionMurder
Sai: *lays her head on his lap and let's out a sigh*
on February 26, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
Don't be upset...
on February 26, 2016
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LordExplosionMurder
Sai: *looks up at him curiously* ..?
Edo-Natsu: *evemtually falls asleep as well*
on February 26, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
...don't be like that Sai...
on February 26, 2016
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LordExplosionMurder
Sai: *upset with her ears drooping*
Edo-Taylor: *climbs into Edo-Natsu's seat and cuddles into him falling asleepi
Edo-Natsu: *his blush turns Crimson and he chuckles holding her*
on February 26, 2016
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on February 22, 2016
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I want hot pot~.
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Shadows147
*stays by then.*
on February 22, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
DOn't leave me like Violet did ;-;~
on February 22, 2016
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Shadows147
Okay? . . . *slowly backs away.*
on February 22, 2016
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SmartEskimoMan
Hot pot~.
on February 22, 2016
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Shadows147
Er, what?
on February 22, 2016
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on February 22, 2016
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