Me, going to any semi-formal occasion in Mississippi: pleasenorecievingline Idontwanttotalktopeople
Semi-formal occasion: Receiving line!!!!
Me: *southern accent* FUC K
Semi-formal occasion: Receiving line!!!!
Me: *southern accent* FUC K
on February 12, 2019
So, , I almost cried in the middle of writing an essay ;(
on February 12, 2019
On the plus side everyone is saying I'm a god for my phone surviving a 50 ft drop
on February 12, 2019
So I forgot I had my phone on the grid and it dropped
Everyone's fine
My phone is fine
But one of the theater directors, even after I checked 500 times everyone was okay and apologized twice that, still started screaming at me
I'm so glad I didn't break down
Everyone's fine
My phone is fine
But one of the theater directors, even after I checked 500 times everyone was okay and apologized twice that, still started screaming at me
I'm so glad I didn't break down
on February 12, 2019
on February 12, 2019
I'm sitting in the back corner of class listening to daft punk and haven't had to yell at anyone.
I feel so content, other than cramps ?
I feel so content, other than cramps ?
on February 12, 2019
on February 12, 2019
Me: haah I love the drawing!!!
Me: wait, , I, , wrong character,, she's not,, this pURE
Me: wait, , I, , wrong character,, she's not,, this pURE
on February 12, 2019
anyone able to contact Jay??
on February 12, 2019
Okay so Jay can confirm I can't be a waitress
"Hey, can I get something not on the menu?"
"Yeah, an asskickin' out the door with a side of 'fck off' is the special of our secret menu!"
"Hey, can I get something not on the menu?"
"Yeah, an asskickin' out the door with a side of 'fck off' is the special of our secret menu!"
on February 11, 2019
"Hey, know where anchovies come from?"
"Ever been to the Aleutian Islands? Good, it's awful there."
"Need help with a crossword puzzle?"
WHY IS THIS ME FLIRTING
TEACHER STOP TARGETING ME LIKE THIS
"Ever been to the Aleutian Islands? Good, it's awful there."
"Need help with a crossword puzzle?"
WHY IS THIS ME FLIRTING
TEACHER STOP TARGETING ME LIKE THIS
on February 11, 2019
I REALLY WANNA TELL SOMEONE THEIR WEAVE IS OFF BUT,, LIKE, , SHE'D ALSO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME WITH IT
on February 11, 2019
Is Cthulhu the bird box monster
on February 11, 2019
I'm proud of one of the people in JROTC
you know how people have been giving me shit because I'm actually doing my job??
Well, one person asked what he did wrong and what he could do to fix it.
That took a lot of guts and I'm proud of him!!
you know how people have been giving me shit because I'm actually doing my job??
Well, one person asked what he did wrong and what he could do to fix it.
That took a lot of guts and I'm proud of him!!
on February 11, 2019
on February 11, 2019
Why is my lEG IN SO MUCH PAIN
STOP IT
I WANNA PUT MY LEFTOVERS AWAY
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!!
STOP IT
I WANNA PUT MY LEFTOVERS AWAY
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!!
on February 11, 2019
Flashback:
"What the f*CK MYERS"
"What the f*CK MYERS"
on February 11, 2019