“Are you gonna tell me if you have a boyfriend?”
“I don’t have one-“
“Good”
Are you just gonna forget I’m bi, dad?
“I don’t have one-“
“Good”
Are you just gonna forget I’m bi, dad?
on February 05, 2018
on February 05, 2018
“So, where are you going for the holidays?”
“Up north, it’s colder. How about you, boss?”
“Barbados.”
“Ew, wARMTH”
“Up north, it’s colder. How about you, boss?”
“Barbados.”
“Ew, wARMTH”
on February 05, 2018
So I scarred myself mentally
“Adolescence” is a rEALLY BAD VOCALOID SONG TO LISTEN TO
MNKJDFNFJK REFL FILJWNRRFN NOOOO
“Adolescence” is a rEALLY BAD VOCALOID SONG TO LISTEN TO
MNKJDFNFJK REFL FILJWNRRFN NOOOO
on February 05, 2018
hatsune miku is stupid
she'll kill anyone that gets in the way of her 5,000,000+ love interests
she'll kill anyone that gets in the way of her 5,000,000+ love interests
on February 05, 2018
on February 04, 2018
on February 04, 2018
“Aww!”*I hold up a skittles box that’s shaped like a heart*
“Are you trying to tell me to be your valentine?”
“No I just find it cute that it’s shaped like a heart.”
“OUCH-“
“Are you trying to tell me to be your valentine?”
“No I just find it cute that it’s shaped like a heart.”
“OUCH-“
on February 04, 2018
I told my friends nOT TO SPAM MY PHONE OR ELSE MY PHONE WON’T GET ANY NOTIFICATIONS FOR A FEW DAYS
AND
I’M NEARLY MISSING A BDAY PARTY BC OF IT
AND
I’M NEARLY MISSING A BDAY PARTY BC OF IT
oh wow. lol. i use a computer so i dont have to deal with that XD i mean i have a phone but i dont link it to some of the sites that i go on to avoid spam on my phone.
on February 04, 2018
on February 04, 2018
Literally in Lungs of Ink there is an ENTIRE chapter dedicated to Johnathan breaking the fourth wall
on February 04, 2018
OK SO MY STORY “CITRUS”. IS GONNA BE ON GOOGLE DOCS AS WELL SO WISH ME LUCK!!
I’M GONNA ASK THE CREATOR OF THE SONG “CITRUS”. IF HE WANTS TO READ IT TOO!!
I’M GONNA ASK THE CREATOR OF THE SONG “CITRUS”. IF HE WANTS TO READ IT TOO!!
on February 04, 2018
The forced friendship when a boss is stuck with their new coworker and the new coworker being sarcastic is my aesthetic
on February 04, 2018
“Your friend’s a writer?”
“No, really, I would have neVER guessed!” *proceeds to hold up their book*
“Remember you have work in a week or two.”
“A week. For you, it’s 2, because of Barbados.”
*in the background* “Oh shit, she’s more on top of your schedule than YOU-“
“No, really, I would have neVER guessed!” *proceeds to hold up their book*
“Remember you have work in a week or two.”
“A week. For you, it’s 2, because of Barbados.”
*in the background* “Oh shit, she’s more on top of your schedule than YOU-“
on February 04, 2018
“Why does your house have so many different decorations?”
“I was adopted. Mom just wanted to make sure our culture wasn’t excluded.”
“So, what Religon are you..?”
“Yes.”
“I was adopted. Mom just wanted to make sure our culture wasn’t excluded.”
“So, what Religon are you..?”
“Yes.”
on February 04, 2018
“Why am I here again..?”
“Because you decided to drop some manuscripts off at my house.”
“I’m your BOSS-“
“And you’re stuck in my house for six days.”
“Because you decided to drop some manuscripts off at my house.”
“I’m your BOSS-“
“And you’re stuck in my house for six days.”
on February 04, 2018
Fun fact:
A TON of designers recommend that you wear what you feel confident in, and don’t try to pull off something you’re only doing as a trend. It’ll show and make the outfit not seem as cool.
A TON of designers recommend that you wear what you feel confident in, and don’t try to pull off something you’re only doing as a trend. It’ll show and make the outfit not seem as cool.
on February 04, 2018
Morning Tori.
Oooo that’s really cool! It’ll make a great story.
Oh my lord. That sounds really hacking awsome.
Oh my lord. That sounds really hacking awsome.
on February 04, 2018
Well, uh, the song is called “Citrus”
The story is about a guy who can smell emotions, and it’s all he can smell. Same with eye colors, that’s the only eye colors he knows
And his best friend suddenly goes from grapefruit scent to a citrus scent
The story is about a guy who can smell emotions, and it’s all he can smell. Same with eye colors, that’s the only eye colors he knows
And his best friend suddenly goes from grapefruit scent to a citrus scent
on February 04, 2018
on February 04, 2018
SO UH
I GOT PERMISSION FROM SOMEONE TO WRITE A STORY BASED OFF THEIR SONG AND I’M HAPPY ABOUT IT
I GOT PERMISSION FROM SOMEONE TO WRITE A STORY BASED OFF THEIR SONG AND I’M HAPPY ABOUT IT
on February 04, 2018
on February 04, 2018
My dog is adorable
When he goes inside, he has to greet EVERYONE and it’s so cute
When he goes inside, he has to greet EVERYONE and it’s so cute
on February 04, 2018
“Let’s be lame together!”
God, I’m an idiot—
God, I’m an idiot—
@pastrami what the masking sadbess with dead memea or how to i help you obtain???? Either eay thanks bb
on February 04, 2018
The trick is to just cover up your sadness and awkwardness with dead memes and fandoms tbh
on February 04, 2018
on February 04, 2018
God, please let me grow taLL ENOUGH TO GET TO THE TALLEST CABINET
on February 04, 2018
Hi tall person here being tall is oth a blessing and a cure bc my siblings are at the perfect height to punch my g u t rip
on February 04, 2018
on February 04, 2018