
My auntie had to watch me over the weekend. See, she needs glasses to read.... And I am severely allergic to some chemicals placed in sausage, so my mum makes me a certain sausage by hand. My auntie wasn't wearing glasses as cooking, and when I began eating my throat swelled shut and I was rushed to urgent care.
Never, under any circumstances, EVER, let your (almost) blind auntie cook for you.
You will die.
Never, under any circumstances, EVER, let your (almost) blind auntie cook for you.
You will die.

jasmine.gower
Sausges give me very bad headaches
on January 21, 2016

seippup12
You died????? :O
on April 08, 2015
on April 07, 2015

Awful awful awful memoies of being taunted. DX being called ghost, devil, and othe stuff just because I was pale and lived on a beach! Just because you live on a beach doesn't mean you're automatically tan..... GOSH.
on April 04, 2015

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Who is my crush
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on April 01, 2015

Peridot is so MLG. She is green. Like Mountain Dew. And is a giant Dorito.
on April 01, 2015

on April 01, 2015

YAAAAAAAAS my parents are finally gonna get me a Steven universe shirt!!! XDDDDDDDD
on April 01, 2015

OctaviaTheWolfbot added a story to the favorite list

The future of mobius (my character story)
on January 28, 2015

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I had FAYGO.
I had FAYGO.
on January 27, 2015

Hello! :3
on January 27, 2015

THIS GIRL WALKED UP TO ME AND TOLD ME TO AT LEAST TRY TO GET A FAKE TAN. I AKSED HER WHERE SHE WAS FROM...
ALASKA.
I WAS SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF... '-.-
ALASKA.
I WAS SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF... '-.-
on January 27, 2015

Hello :3
on January 26, 2015

on January 26, 2015