my gf; trying to threaten me
me; ..that sounds like your flirting
the things that were said
"youd be on your knees begging for mercy"
"youd be screaming my name"
"youd loose your voice because of how much screaming your doing"
this was months ago
me; ..that sounds like your flirting
the things that were said
"youd be on your knees begging for mercy"
"youd be screaming my name"
"youd loose your voice because of how much screaming your doing"
this was months ago
on April 09, 2022
i feel dumb for forgetting Celsius existed ~an American
i always forget celcius- im not gonna survive if i move outta the country which i plan on doing but should probably learn asparagus first
i mean Celsius-
i mean Celsius-
on April 09, 2022
Lmfao America is one of the only places which used Fahrenheit-
You gotta know your Celsius
You gotta know your Celsius
on April 09, 2022
on April 09, 2022
got caught by police- =']
apparently everyone at the prison is scared of me lmao
apparently everyone at the prison is scared of me lmao
on April 09, 2022
do i kill my boss in game and risk death?
on April 09, 2022
lol so on bitlife ive joined the mfia and bribed the police and at court i was somehow found not guilty for murder ?
on April 09, 2022
HAHA IM PLAYING BITLIFE AND IN THE SAME YEAR I DECIDED I WAS GAY MY MOM CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET AS GAY
on April 09, 2022
on April 08, 2022
genuine question before anyone saw irl me what did you think my gender was?
on April 08, 2022
I shoulda found out was more into girls than guys when I didn't understand how my bi umbrella and straight friends found guys hot
on April 08, 2022
I have found my other half. TWO TOAST BISHES
ok ok hear me out, the crumb lazers enlargen the faster and closer they get to the target. AND the more k1lls, the larger and wilder the bunnies get
on April 08, 2022
on April 08, 2022
so long suckers im no longer the pog ostrich
on April 08, 2022
im actually risking a panic attack and doing a presentation tomorrow?
im ✨scared✨
im ✨scared✨
on April 08, 2022
whats something anyone reccommends watching on youtube
on April 07, 2022
*eats a bagel, 4 muffins, a sandwich, and half of a cookie almost the size of my face*
***still hungry***
***still hungry***
on April 07, 2022
@McWater