DarkFlame1000

Without Darkness one cannot know light
If you would mount garbage trucks with camera’s you could weekly update google maps street view.
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I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain until I find THE GREATEST BARBER IN THE WORLD…or perhaps just a bald dude.
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Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
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The word ‘Fat’ just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word ‘Eat’.
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If Katniss and Peeta from “Hunger Games” were Hollywood celebrities, their supercouple nickname would either be Katpee or Peeniss.
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Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start making equels – films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective.
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Think about how lucky we are blinking doesn't make a noise
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created a poll
What does the color red remind you of?
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7 days ago
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What event would you rather die than live through?
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10 days ago
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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on October 18
The cuil theory
The cuil theory
Let's make the Cuil a unit of measurement.​

One Cuil = One level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation.​

Example: You asked me for a Hamburger.​

1 Cuil:​
If you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.​

2 Cuils:​
If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.​

3 Cuils:​
You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your ...
on September 25
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Do fish sleep?
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on April 16
added a new chapter to Creepypastas
Yellow Raincoat
Yellow Raincoat
This is a bad way to start anything but I guess I have to be honest… I don’t do anything anymore. I mean that’s a heavy statement to make but it’s pretty true. Not that this is a recent thing, it’s just gotten worse. I recently finished college and like most grads I can’t find a job. You know how it goes, can’t get experience without getting a job and can’t get a job because you don’t have experience. It’s a shitty cycle, and it starts to get to you. You can only keep yourself motivate...
on April 14
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What keeps you up at night?
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on April 12
created a poll
Which movie is scarier The Ring or The Grudge?
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on April 03
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If you were really a robot, would you want to know?
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