CorneliusHackl - Page 56

I didn't see your mom's post until it was too late :(( I'm sorry you had to leave...

The following is an ACTUAL conversation I had on a public Minecraft server (xWilly_ is the other player and Starry_Moonbeam is me) :


Me: Can I please join someone's faction?
xWilly_: Will you date me Starry_Moonbeam?
Me: Ew, no! You're a sicko!
xWilly_: Then you can't join my faction!
Me: I'm 12, dude...
xWilly_: I am 10. See More
Me: That is way too young for online dating!
xWilly_: No it's not. I'm just on to get some *bleeeeep* from *bleeeeep* girls!
Me: Omg you are sick... *gets off the server*

O_O AND THAT IS WHY I BLOCKED HIM

This really happened:

My sister: Wanna sleep on the bottom bunk of my bunk bed tonight?
Me: Sure! *goes to brush my teeth*
My sister: *steals my blankets and puts them on her top bunk for her to sleep with*
Me: Those are mine! Can I please have them back?
My sister: Aww, the baby wants her blankie? *laughs*
Me: *tries to take them from her* See More
My sister: *gets on bottom bunk, launches herself off, lands a foot away from me, and pounds on my back*
Me: OWW!! *goes to my own room*
My sister: *lip quivering* You're a BULLY! You're a JERK! You're MEAN! *bursts into tears*

So that's why I'm afraid of my sister!

By the way, she's 30 months YOUNGER than me... ^.^ -.-

My sister: *argues with me*
Me: *argues back*
My sister: *mocks me* CAN YOU EVEN HEAR ME? ARE YOU LISTENING? You're such a crybaby. Are you deaf, little baby?
Me: :D :D I'm sorry, I don't speak stupid! :D :D

People: What are you gonna do this weekend?
Me: Um....
People: We're going shopping, then we will go to a soccer game!
Me: Well, I'll stay home all day and play Minecraft because I have no life :D
People: -_________- *walk away*

Chu are back on!! YAY!! :D :D :D :D *smiles so brightly that you lose your vision*

I am Lesbian
I am Gay
I am Bisexual
I am Transgender
I am Pansexual
I am Asexual
I am Intersex See More
I am Genderqueer
I am Hetrosexual
I AM HUMAN
~ Rep0st if you agree that no matter what sexuality you are you you're Human nothing more nothing less~

People on my street (no real names, just nicknames I gave them based on their personality) :

Hulking Heartless Know-it-all
Huge bully who enjoys attacking unsuspecting people (i.e. me) with Nerf guns, water guns, and plastic shovels. Once threatened to shoot his BB gun at my sister.

Captive Lovebird
Boy who used to have a crush on me. Nice. I don't think he likes it when HHKIA and the others are mean.

Sniveling Spoiled Brat
Very spoiled only child. Enjoys showing off and bragging. See More Thinks he's the boss of everyone.

Former Friend But Now A Jerk
Used to be my friend. Deserted me for SSB and HHKIA.

Idiotic Brat
SSB's sidekick. Very spoiled. Has a 4-wheeler, trampoline, sandbox, playset, camper, a dog, and like 6 cats - and that's all in his yard, easily accessible. TH's best friend.

The Hyena *shudders*
I- I- I can't even begin to explain how annoying this guy is... he technically doesn't live on my street, but he's the cousin of IB and comes often. For starters, his laugh is annoying. Imagine a hyena's laugh. Now imagine a siren. Now make that 50 times as loud. Now pretend like you're pausing it and unpausing it so it's choppy and skipping. Yeah. That's his laugh: "AHA-HAAAAAAAAAH-HAHAHAHAHA-AAAAAAAAH!!!!" And he laughs ALL the time. Literally. Plus, he screams. Imagine the piercing shriek of the school bell. Now imagine the noise of the fire alarm. Now imagine the sound of a smoke detector. Add those all together and multiply it by 100. That is his scream. "AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAGGGGHHHHHHAAAA!!!!" And he screams all the time. He screams instead of laughing. He screams when there's no reason to scream. INSANE.

Thanks for putting me in your bio! It's my first time in one! Thanks!

The first person to like this post will soon come across money.
The second person to like this will gain a new understanding of something.
The third person will get a new friend.
The fourth will get a new enemy.
The fifth will encounter big changes.
The sixth will gain new responsibilities.
The seventh will walk a mile in someone else's shoes. See More
The eighth will have someone walk a mile in THEIR shoes.
The ninth will get caught doing something bad.
The tenth will try something new.

-R e p o s t-

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