Yes. It's the middle of the night, and you're a kid (about 10 or 11). You see a CLOWN in your yard, the same one you saw a few times earlier today (and your parents didn't...). The best course of action is QUITE OBVIOUSLY to creep downstairs and LET IT INSIDE while your parents are asleep.
on May 09, 2016
Me: "Mama?"
My mom:
Me: "Mama!"
My mom:
Me: "Maaamaaa!!"
My mom:
Me: "Mama mama MAMA!" See More
My mom:
Me: "MAAAAAMMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
My mom:
My mom: "What? Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening."
Later:
Me: "Mama?"
My mom:
Me: "Mama!!!"
My mom:
Me: "MAMA!"
My mom: "Omg stop yelling! I'm trying to text your father! If I don't answer, it's because I'm busy!"
My mom:
Me: "Mama!"
My mom:
Me: "Maaamaaa!!"
My mom:
Me: "Mama mama MAMA!" See More
My mom:
Me: "MAAAAAMMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
My mom:
My mom: "What? Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening."
Later:
Me: "Mama?"
My mom:
Me: "Mama!!!"
My mom:
Me: "MAMA!"
My mom: "Omg stop yelling! I'm trying to text your father! If I don't answer, it's because I'm busy!"
on May 09, 2016
IT'S MY THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!!
I GOT
MY
OWN
LAPTOP!!!!!!!! OHMYGOD
I also got:
12 books (one dollar each) See More
Laptop stickers
MAKEUP
Crossword books
A shopping trip
An iTunes gift card
I GOT
MY
OWN
LAPTOP!!!!!!!! OHMYGOD
I also got:
12 books (one dollar each) See More
Laptop stickers
MAKEUP
Crossword books
A shopping trip
An iTunes gift card
on May 09, 2016
on May 07, 2016
New video on my channel! Please leave a like, subscribe, and spread the word! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7oQFsG-UaY
on May 05, 2016
You're strolling in the woods, having a nice day. The sunlight is streaming through the trees, and you pause to get a drink of water.
Suddenly, you feel a searing pain in your head, and you weakly collapse. You feel your life slip away. You're viewing your dead body from above. A man is picking you up and proudly holding you, while someone else takes a photograph of him. Then, you watch as they load your corpse onto a truck. You follow the truck until it pulls into a driveway See More and stops. The man gets out, and you watch in horror as he uses a blade to skin your body. Then, he places your hideous corpse onto a grill, and starts cooking it.
When it is thoroughly cooked, he cuts it into little pieces, and then he pops one piece into his mouth and eats it. The rest of his family does, too. They are eating your dead body, and they seem to be enjoying it, too. You hang around their house for a while, in the form of a spirit, but one day, you notice something different in one of the rooms: your head is nailed to a board, your eyes wide open, your mouth forced closed. Many other heads are displayed as trophies, too.
You go on to discover that meat of creatures just like you are being served to people all over the world, who savor the delicious corpses. They falsely believe that those dead bodies are healthy. You learn that most people are fully aware that humans can survive without this meat, but they consume it anyway, because they think it so delicious that they can't bear to go without eating these corpses.
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<3 Go vegetarian or vegan. Save lives, lives of innocent creatures just like you, who have families just like you, who can feel pain just like you, who have emotions just like you, who have beating hearts just like you. <3
Sh@re this if you're vegetarian, vegan, or are thinking of becoming a vegetarian or vegan. Sh@re this if you're against the brutal murder of innocent creatures who are exactly like you in almost every way. Sh@re this if you are truly a good person.
Suddenly, you feel a searing pain in your head, and you weakly collapse. You feel your life slip away. You're viewing your dead body from above. A man is picking you up and proudly holding you, while someone else takes a photograph of him. Then, you watch as they load your corpse onto a truck. You follow the truck until it pulls into a driveway See More and stops. The man gets out, and you watch in horror as he uses a blade to skin your body. Then, he places your hideous corpse onto a grill, and starts cooking it.
When it is thoroughly cooked, he cuts it into little pieces, and then he pops one piece into his mouth and eats it. The rest of his family does, too. They are eating your dead body, and they seem to be enjoying it, too. You hang around their house for a while, in the form of a spirit, but one day, you notice something different in one of the rooms: your head is nailed to a board, your eyes wide open, your mouth forced closed. Many other heads are displayed as trophies, too.
You go on to discover that meat of creatures just like you are being served to people all over the world, who savor the delicious corpses. They falsely believe that those dead bodies are healthy. You learn that most people are fully aware that humans can survive without this meat, but they consume it anyway, because they think it so delicious that they can't bear to go without eating these corpses.
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<3 Go vegetarian or vegan. Save lives, lives of innocent creatures just like you, who have families just like you, who can feel pain just like you, who have emotions just like you, who have beating hearts just like you. <3
Sh@re this if you're vegetarian, vegan, or are thinking of becoming a vegetarian or vegan. Sh@re this if you're against the brutal murder of innocent creatures who are exactly like you in almost every way. Sh@re this if you are truly a good person.
on May 02, 2016
Have a new Youtube channel!! Please spread the word!! Link to my first video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqZu7pLUyZk
on April 28, 2016
Guys please please PLEASE vote. I AM BORED. https://www.qfeast.com/poll/ebOHrf/UPDATED-What-quiz-do-you-want-me-to-make
UPDATED: What quiz do you want me to make?
"What socks fit your personality?" / "What vegetable are you?" / "What biome are you?" / "What weather are you?". Vote on this poll. Once you vote, the poll results will be displayed
on April 27, 2016
http://www.boredpanda.com/satirical-animal-rights-illustrations-parallel-universe/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=Newsletter OMG GUYS THIS IS PERFECT
22+ Shocking Illustrations Reveal How Animals Feel By Switching Them With Humans | Bored Panda
Imagine a parallel universe where animals were the dominant species, and they treated us like the human race treats them. Pretty scary thought right? Well that's the theme of this shocking series of illustrations.
on April 27, 2016
CorneliusHackl uploaded a photo
On my Geometry practice test today. That's a square. OR HAVE I BEEN TAUGHT WRONG?!?!?!
400x300 | 572x417 "
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on April 26, 2016
CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to Bullying is BAD.
Maria and Katy
Maria and Katy are dating. They log onto an online chatroom, where users Superman84 and G0dzilla3 (who have talked with Maria and Katy before, but don't know that they date) are online. Maria's username is GirlWithASingleRose, and Katy's is xXCatwomanXx.
GirlWithASingleRose: Hey Superman! Wazzup?
Superman84: nothing lol, what about u?
GirlWithASingleRose: Eh, nothin'.
G0dzilla3: hey what am i, a dirt sandwich?
xXCatwomanXx: Ha ha, hey, Godzilla!
G0dzilla3: well hello there.
GirlWithAS... Read Full Chapter
GirlWithASingleRose: Hey Superman! Wazzup?
Superman84: nothing lol, what about u?
GirlWithASingleRose: Eh, nothin'.
G0dzilla3: hey what am i, a dirt sandwich?
xXCatwomanXx: Ha ha, hey, Godzilla!
G0dzilla3: well hello there.
GirlWithAS... Read Full Chapter
on April 26, 2016
*kicks can* *kicks Frank Darabont*
on April 23, 2016
on April 23, 2016